Make them do it - Comment fest!

[marguerite_26]

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3


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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by wind_hime99



[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by dornfelder


[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood



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Comments

Re: Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it

[magog-83.livejournal.com]

Fantastic :D I wish we could see that morning after!!

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D I love me some sneaky Slytherin.

HAHAHA And you know Harry was lusting after him long before this. XD

Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it [Part 1/3]

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

Bear with me okay? Gotta get through some stuff before getting to the other stuff... :/
Warning: possible reference to dub-con. [everyone is of age]

~~~

“Sire, the king asked me too...” Merlin choked on the rest of the sentence as his eyes adjusted from the bright sunlight to the darkness of the stables. Along the back wall, Merlin caught the outline of Arthur mostly hidden in late afternoon shadows. He was leaning against the wall, his head bent, chin to chest and for a second Merlin thought he might even be asleep until he caught Arthur’s ragged breathing and the distinct wet, sulking noise that came from the silhouette of the new stable boy, Tommy, kneeling at Arthur’s feet, his head bobbing at Arthur’s groin.

“Well,” Arthur said, half breathless, half bored. “Surely there’s more to the message than that.” Tommy hesitated then moved to pull off, but Arthur’s hand tangled in the boy’s hair, encouraging him on.

Merlin blinked, incredulous at first, followed quickly by a slow simmering anger. When he found his voice it was curt and raspy. “You are to be in Council this afternoon.” His fist clenched and he added, “At your leisure, Sire.”

Arthur’s head snapped up to catch Merlin’s glare. When Merlin’s turned to leave, Arthur called out. “No.” Merlin froze, already knowing what Arthur was about to say before he added, “Wait for me, I’m almost done here.”

Merlin didn’t turn around. He stood, hand on the door, waited and listened. The back of his neck prickled as the sounds seeped into his ear and skittered, unwelcome, over his skin until Arthur’s final grunt followed by the thick sounds of the stable boy choking and swallowing. Merlin heard the jingle of a money sac and he swung open the door, not able to stand it another moment.

He walked quickly back to the castle, bile rising in his throat.

“Merlin!”

He refused to turn or slow. Arthur was a bastard, but he was quick. If he wanted to catch up, he would.

“Dammit, Merlin!” Arthur jogged up beside him, an amused look on his face that raised Merlin’s ire further. “You do know that you’re my servant and I’m not supposed need to run to catch up with you?”

“Yes, Sire.” Merlin stopped and let Arthur pass him. “I’ll be sure to show my deference to your nobility.”

Arthur turned back to him; his eyes narrowed. “Merlin, you are making a big deal out of something you do not understand.”

“I think it’s you that doesn’t understand, your highness.” Merlin let the sarcasm curl around the honorific. “Tommy is a stable boy, not a whore.”

A huff of disbelief puffed from Arthur’s mouth. He put his hands on his hips. “The boy – who is older than you, I’ll have you know – approached me, not the other way around. I wouldn’t... that’s not something I would demand of someone.”

Merlin’s cheeks flamed. “Not without proper payment at least.”

Arthur gaped. “I wasn't paying him for that! That was just a thank you. It will go a long way to help feed his family. It's how things work Merlin.” Arthur shook his head. “You're from a small village. You don't understand how those who have more help those who have less.”

"I understand perfectly, Arthur.” Merlin tucked his hands to his side to stop their trembling. “I used to be a stable boy in Ealdor. Don't fool yourself into thinking that just because we didn't get any princes stopping by that those who had more didn't offer to help those who had less.”

Merlin ran up the steps, not waiting for Arthur’s reply, not wanting to hear it. Arthur didn’t follow.

~~~~

more later...

Re: Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

That was a little slice of perfect. The drunken conversation was spot on and then a yummy ending. YAY for alcohol! Look! I'm suddenly kissing your neck and whispering my secrets to you! NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY! *applauds*

Arhur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it

[natanilik.livejournal.com]

Sex magic/rituals made them do it

I have like 5 minutes before I don’t have internet for days and then this feast happened AND I WANTED TO TAKE PART!!! so I’m making it short.


Arthur was certain that something was not right. And Merlin telling him again for the n-th time that he was the magical expert and so he knew what he was doing did not reassure him in the least.

After Merlin spoke the incantation over the stone and placed it at midnight on a new moon unto the carved tree stump left there by the fairies to receive offerings a sweet smell began to spread out from the stone.

Precaution made Arthur take out Excalibur and grip it firmer in his hand, prepared for nearly everything.

But then Merlin’s power began to respond to the smell. It looked as though it drew it out of his thin body, taking it in slightly glowing tendrils to the grass and trees in his vicinity, carefully exploring every leave and living bit they had. Some bits of magic parted from the others and drifted in the air, meaming a swarm of little glowing insects. Merlin had his eyes closed and breathed in deeply, a dimpled smile gracing his face. He looked blissful.

It was beautiful.

Arthur swallowed and started watching the golden magic in it’s explorations again.

“Does it work?” He asked. If it did not they’d have to learn about nature and it’s ways another way. Camelot had problems with the harvest and if he did not want his people to starve they needed to know why the earth refused to be fertile although the sun shone and it rained enough to water the plants.

Merlin opened his eyes and nodded. The moment he caught sight of Arthur he stopped the movement and the smile fell from his face, mouth going slack. Arthur noted the smell growing stronger, nearly overpowering in his sweetness now and also noticed that Merlin’s magic, which had been in constant movement right up to now had stopped completely.

Swallowing once more he looked into Merlin’s gold eyes, pupils blown wide and overflown with mystic powers.

“Everything all right?” He asked and cursed his ignorance concerning magical matters when it did come to other things than destroying it.

Merlin nodded again and with this his magic began moving once more. But unlike before now all it’s glowing tendrils where focused into one direction and before Arthur could grip his sword even firmer.

All he remembered afterwards where flashes of gold, the sweet smell and Merlin touching him outside, inside and everywhere at once. He recalled the smoothness of bare skin beneath his fingers and something strangely powerful that was familiar in a way that screamed “Merlin” and made him tingle even now.

Merlin, still sleeping slumped over him had ceased to glow, the sun was about the climb over the horizont and from the corner of his eye Arthur eyed the magical stone. It seemed to laugh at him.


Needing to go now, so sorry for the rushed ending. Hope your imagination can fill the rest^^

Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it

[teas-me.livejournal.com]

See, this is exactly why I love you. Your characterization of Harry when confronted with something like this is really, really, REALLY hot. The conflict in his head before he finally caves and dives in head first...

And OMG Scorpius is sooo hot in that submissive pose.

*dies and is ded*

Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 1/3

[myashke.livejournal.com]

(my first comment!porn!!)

[Part 1/3]


Ahorse


A warm, heavy wind whips Arthur's cloak up and back, snapping it against Hengroen's flanks as they ride slowly down a path some distance from the main road. A storm is gathering quickly overhead, casting a pale blue light over the tree-filled landscape. They're a couple of leagues from Camelot still, but Arthur knows Hengroen spooks easily in storms. The forest around them should help shield them from it a little, at least.

He’d sent the knights on ahead to the citadel with news of their victory. They’d been anxious to beat the torrential rain that was sure to catch Merlin and Arthur out in the open and Arthur hadn’t seen reason to slow their return.

Merlin is asleep in the saddle before him, leaning heavily back against Arthur’s chest. He'd been so drained after fighting the swarm of wyverns that he hadn't even mumbled a word of protest as Arthur maneuvered him onto Hengroen's back and climbed up behind him. His arms wrapped tightly around Merlin's waist, he'd pulled Merlin to him, pressed Merlin's head back to his shoulder.

Arthur's concern eases a bit as Merlin groans, his hips beginning to rock up and back on the saddle, arse pressing hard to Arthur's groin on every back-stroke.

Merlin’s face turns, burying in against Arthur’s neck, lips moving just under Arthur’s ear. “Arthur,” he whispers sleepily, and Arthur has to close his eyes and grit his teeth.

He holds perfectly still except for the hand that flies to Merlin’s hip, pushing him forward and holding him there. He cannot stop the blood that rushes to his cock. His body’s been days without Merlin’s touch, without that beautiful, full mouth on his own, but Merlin would never be so free with himself were he awake.

“Merlin,” he says, his voice croaking with desire, then tries again, this time clearing his throat and leaning back so Merlin’s body jerks to keep balance. “Merlin, wake up.”

“Hm?” he mumbles, shifting dangerously on the saddle. Arthur tightens his hold and pulls Merlin back to him, groaning at the contact but unwilling to let Merlin fall.

“Careful,” he warns, turning his face a little so he’s sure Merlin will hear him. “You were dreaming and the storm’s on the verge of breaking.”

Merlin inhales deeply and turns his head, smiling and arching against Arthur’s chest. “Mmm, I was having the most amazing dream.” Pressing back against Arthur’s arousal, he quietly asks, “How many days has it been?”

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 1/3

[myashke.livejournal.com]

[Part 2/3]


“Four,” Arthur answers, his voice a broken whisper. “If Hengroen wasn’t already exhausted and so damned skittish in storms, we’d be in Camelot already,” he says, knowing Merlin will understand his meaning. In Camelot, in Arthur’s rooms, in his bed.

Merlin covers the hand on his hip and guides it down between his legs, head thrown back on Arthur’s should, lips parting as he draws in a shuddering breath. “Touch me,” he breathes, one hand reaching back, squeezing Arthur’s buttock, pulling him closer.

“Now?” he whispers, hips shifting against Merlin’s involuntarily.

“Please?” Long, thin fingers curl around his own, drawing his hand up and down over Merlin’s arousal, then up under the worn blue tunic and across his chest, Arthur’s nipples tightening in sympathy as he rubs his thumb hard over Merlin’s.

Merlin’s lips are warm and wet against his neck, working along his jaw, his earlobe, craning to meet his as Arthur growls low in his throat and takes Merlin’s mouth, unable to stop or care if they’re seen.

The wind is like another set of hands, working in under their cuffs and collars, combing through their hair and sucking their panting breaths away.

He rakes his fingernails down Merlin’s chest and stomach, jerking the laces of his trousers open and dipping inside to pull Merlin free. Arthur fists him tightly, swallowing Merlin’s gasp and tightening his thighs around Hengroen’s body, the horse taking the squeeze as a cue to move faster.

The faster rhythm of hoof-beats rocks them together, Merlin groaning and pushing his hips back against Arthur’s aching arousal, the relief of the hard pressure short-lived as Merlin slides forward, up into the tight sheath of his fist and then back again.

Merlin pulls away from their kiss, head thrown back on Arthur’s shoulder, moaning and gasping as he lifts his hand, threads his fingers into Arthur’s hair and shifts back, this time holding still and hard against Arthur’s straining cock.

He wants to bend Merlin forward, watch as Merlin’s fingers twist into the horse’s main and jerk his trousers down, slip his thick, aching arousal into Merlin’s arse and fuck him right there in the saddle, the leather hard and smooth beneath their spread legs.

It’s what he sees when he closes his eyes and strokes Merlin hard, fast, moaning as he sucks his fingers and shoves his hand down between their tightly-pressed bodies and into Merlin’s trousers, fingers slipping, pressing, curling up and inside Merlin’s hot, tight entrance.

“Oh, God,” Merlin breathes, rocking his hips. “I can’t believe… God. More.”

Arthur gives it to him, tighter, harder, deeper, turning his head to whisper into Merlin’s ear. “Fuck yourself,” he breathes and Merlin obeys, gently rocking back onto his fingers and up through his fist. “Harder,” he order desperately, biting Merlin’s jaw, moaning as Merlin’s mouth turns to meet his.

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3

[myashke.livejournal.com]

[Part 3/3]


Merlin does it, fucks himself on Arthur’s fingers and then up through his fist, faster, hips jerking hard to get more of both. He groans, nails digging into Arthur’s thigh as he shudders and spills, warm and slick over Arthur’s knuckles and Arthur pulls slowly away, slowly, smoothing his fist up and off, catching up the slick fluid on his palm.

He kisses Merlin gently, slips his fingers deeper into the clinging heat of Merlin’s body and pushes, urging him forward in the saddle. He reaches down between them, smearing the slick, warm cum over his own cock and stroking from base to tip before fisting himself hard, setting a fast, desperate rhythm, the press of the saddle against his arse and balls the only thing holding him together. He thrusts his fingers into Merlin in time with his quick, jerking strokes and imagines he’s there, surrounded by that heat, deep inside the most important person in his life.

He pulls away from their kiss, presses his forehead between Merlin’s shoulder-blades, the wind whipping his breath away until he feels like he’s drowning, and he shatters, fingers sunken deep and hard, Merlin moaning hungrily, his cock pulsing over his slick, wet hand.

“God,” Merlin breathes out, head resting back against Arthur’s shoulder again as Arthur carefully slips his fingers out.

He unties Merlin’s scarf, swiping gently at his cock and wiping his hand. He tucks it in his back pocket and buries his face against Merlin’s neck.

Beneath them, Hengroen starts at the rumbling sound of the approaching storm overhead and Merlin does up his trousers, leans forward, patting her neck, murmuring soothing words to her.

As the first fat drops of rain begin to fall, he blinks hard and wraps his arm back around Merlin’s waist, pulling him close so he can draw his cloak up around Merlin’s body, shielding him. He nudges Hengroen along, but keeps him at a brisk walk down the forest trail, in no particular hurry, despite the rain soaking through to his skin.

Camelot can wait for them.

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[hermette.livejournal.com]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3

[rebeccaann08.livejournal.com]

O.O

*fans self*

Ok, then. Now that I've composed myself, I just want to say one thing: THANKS FOR NAMING THIS AHORSE!!!!!!!

Re: Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it [Part 1/3]

[myashke.livejournal.com]

OMG - you are too evil, leaving us hanging on that! Plus also, you didn't warn for stable-boyness, not that I'm complaining! *fans self*

Too much potential for comment!porn, babe, just... whew. Too much... :)

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

You are my hero! I've been trying to convince Maggie to write something like that for ages. And then you go and write it! Go Faith! Yayness ensues! *\o/* This is a cliche now, it's official. ;)

"Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 1

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Me and dysonrules apparently share our inspirational source. :)

Pink unicorns made them do it.

Face smashed into the moss-grown wall, Harry turned sideways for air, mostly, and to get a look at Malfoy who was thrusting into him at a relentless pace. Sweat was dripping from the strands of hair that had fallen into Malfoy's face. He was flushed pink, panting raggedly into Harry's ear. Malfoy shifted and managed to hit Harry's prostrate again. A groan, too loud and embarrassingly needy, was ripped from Harry's throat as stars burst before his eyes. Not much longer now, and he'd spill, untouched, all over the bricks.

"Who'd ever thought you're such ... such a good fuck," Malfoy rasped as he slammed into Harry with a force that Harry was sure neither of them had expected just half an hour ago.

A drink, Malfoy had said, just to talk. Talk not fight, he'd meant. Sex had been furthest from Harry's mind when he'd stepped into the Leaky, a couple of minutes late. Malfoy, of course, was already there, punctual to the dot, dressed impeccably in his grey solicitor's robes. Harry rarely got a glimpse of Malfoy outside of the courtroom, but he just knew Malfoy would never have donned those laced-up, billowing robes if he'd set out to seduce Harry and fuck him against a wall.

Apparently it didn't even take Ogden's for them to come together like this. A bit of Malfoy's snark, one silly Auror and one lawyer joke, and Harry loosening the top buttons of his shirt was enough. One moment, Malfoy was all business, offering to get them drinks, the next his eyes went dark and he pointed with his pointy chin towards the door in the back. The darkness in the hallway helped because that's when Malfoy pulled Harry towards him and claimed his mouth like a starving man. And surely they'd have come right there in their pants if Harry didn't have a thing for touching cock and knew a wandless spell that got rid of all those buttons and lacings that kept Malfoy's cock hidden from him. Malfoy's cock was big and dark pink and so hard that Harry all but drooled when he finally got his hands in it.

But Malfoy apparently didn't have a hand job in mind. He stilled Harry's strokes with a moan and a kiss, he shoved Harry out of the Leaky and into the walled-in yard, ripping at his shirt and trousers to smack him straight into the wall. They only had spit and precome for lube, and it hurt so much that Harry wanted to scream. But then Malfoy had pressed him into the wall, his body warm and heavy against him, and all Harry had wanted was to be fucked senseless.

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

That had been perhaps three minutes ago. Three minutes of agonising bliss, nothing like Harry had ever felt before. He'd never thought he'd craved Malfoy's fingers on his prick, or that he couldn't keep on living if Malfoy didn't thrust deeper into him. He thought so now, and because all speech had left him he grabbed Malfoy's hands and wrapped them around his cock. It earned him a bite in the neck and a thrust that felt like it split his arse open wide. Harry couldn't help but let his head fall back, he was shaking so hard. Malfoy was licking at his skin with quick, hungry licks, he was thrusting wildly, loosing their rhythm, but tossing Harry off with fast, tight strokes that made Harry want to push into his fist while his hips pressed backward to pull Malfoy deeper into him.

"Goin' to come," Malfoy moaned, and his strokes became erratic, too slow, too fast. But it didn't matter because Harry was so close, his body taut and trembling, ready to spill. He turned his head, searching for Malfoy's mouth, his wet tongue ...

And that's when he saw them. Three of them, unheard of, a pink streak painted across the sky. Their silver horns and hooves glittered like the sea at dawn, their wings shone like rose-tipped sails. Pink unicorns were flying through the sky.

"Malfoy," Harry whispered, "Malfoy ... look ..." He was floating on a pink cloud of need, hovering on an edge that he'd be falling over any moment now, any ...

With a last forceful thrust Malfoy hit Harry's prostrate full on. It made the pink explode into gold before Harry's eyes. His hole was clenching around Malfoy's cock, slippery hands seemed to be touching him everywhere, he was being breached and so incredibly full. Harry couldn't help but let everything go and spill, spill in hot, sharp spurts – into Malfoy's hands, against the bricks.

Later back in the Leaky – after they'd cleaned themselves up and kissed some more, lazy, wet kisses that promised more but not now – Harry told Malfoy about the unicorns.

"Pink?" Malfoy gave him a look that said Harry surely had lost his mind. "Potter, don't tell me our Head Auror is seeing pink unicorns during the most amazing sex he'd ever had?"

"I swear, they were flying across the sky. And by the way, I expect even more mind-blowing sex later in your bed."

"I thought we said your place?"

"No, Malfoy, damn it, I told you the kids are at Grimmauld Place this weekend. There is no way I'll bring a bloke home when Lily is around."

"But you expect me to deal with Mother who isn't even aware of the fact that her son bats for the other team."

"...!"

"...?!"

Hexes were thrown. Three whiskey glasses were shattered by wild magic. Tom threw them out after that. The night was spent at Claridge's, the price of the suite split even if Malfoy had another fit about that. Harry was pierced for the second time the night, naked and well-lubed, in a bed as soft as down and wide like the ocean. The mind-blowing sex shut Malfoy up, and Harry got to touch and squeeze and stroke Malfoy's cock as long as he wanted to. The pink unicorns wheeled above the hotel for a while, then - when both men had finally fallen asleep - they vanished from the London skies.

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

:D Oh, the good old magic of flying pink unicorns and their sex pollen sparkles. It happens all the time, Harry. ;)

Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

:D \o/ :) Lovely!

Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

If you'll excuse me... I need to be alone rn.

UNF!

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I think it's because they are HORNY.

XD XD XD XD

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Honestly! I can't believe you wrote for the very same prompt as I did. *points below* ;)

But OMG, your Draco. Sparkly!! *lol* Devious Slytherin to the end. My favourite moment, though, is Harry, denuded and wandless, doing nothing but stare at naked Draco. So made of win! :)

*loves*

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWW! Cutest unicorn ever!!

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

YOU PICKED THE SAME PROMPT? HAHAHA

*runs off to read*

(I have icon.) XD

Re: Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it [Part 1/3]

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

:DDD Glad you liked. ;)

The rest is written in my head. I'll be poking at getting it done over the weekend, but if I didn't start it and post a snippet, the whole thing would have just stayed in my head. :)

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

Ah hahaha man, I would have fallen off that horse. HARD.

This was so sweet and hot. I love exhausted!Merlin snuggling on Arthur. It's always a pick-me-up haha.

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES! Those lovely, lovely unicorns.

UNGH, damn Draco really knows how to top. *hot*