marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

Banner by

hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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From:

faithwood.livejournal.com

This should be a cliché. Also, dammit, woman, I should be working! Your Merlin banners and the thought of H/D porn are messing with my brain!

"Filthy muggle," Draco spat, glaring at the screen and the kingly figure of Uther Pendragon.

Harry patted Draco's knee soothingly. "I'm sure Arthur won't let Uther burn Merlin at the stake."

"Arthur is another filthy muggle," Draco said with conviction. He scowled at Arthur's close-up and his pouty expression. "Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth. Why don't these wizards just . . ." Draco made strangling motions with his hands. Harry shot him a look and Draco hastily added, "Not that I condone such behaviour, of cour — Urgh!" Draco gasped, distracted, as Prince Arthur swallowed with difficulty, staring at his imprisoned servant. "'There's nothing I can do, Merlin.'" Draco imitated Arthur's distressed tone. "Honestly! What an arse!"

"I like Arthur," Harry said and squinted at the screen. "He's very . . . manly." He bit his bottom lip before he added, "For a blond."

Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw Draco glaring daggers at him. Unperturbed, Harry continued, "Look at those arms." Harry all but purred as the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt. "He must work out a lot." Harry ignored the strangled sound Draco made and cried, "Oh, look! It's Morgana! You like her, don't you? She's a proper Slytherin. I suspect watching her smirk is a bit like looking in a mirror. She shares your fashion sense, too . . . What are you doing?" Harry blinked as Draco stood up.

Draco pulled off his robe. "Showing you my manliness," he growled and, in a flash, pulled out his wand.

In the next second, Harry found himself lying on the sofa, his wrists bound above his head and his clothes Vanished.

Draco took off his pants, his cheeks flushed and his eyes on fire.

Harry stretched languidly and then spread his legs, grinning. "I told you that if you watch this show with me, there'll be porn."

ella-bane.livejournal.com

OH I LOVE YOU, FAITH. LIKE REALLY A LOT.

<3 <3 <3

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 04:21 pm (UTC) - Expand

marguerite-26.livejournal.com

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ILUSM I CAN'T EVEN... yeah. you are utter brilliance.

"Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth.
AHAHAHAH!!!

You didn't need to be working as much as you needed to write this fic because THE WORLD NEEDED THIS FIC!

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 04:24 pm (UTC) - Expand

kubrick-potter.livejournal.com

*Drool*

the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt

Best. Part. Ever.

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 04:25 pm (UTC) - Expand

sabriel75.livejournal.com

LOL... quite liked the confounded quote. That actually probably explains a lot. :D

There will be porn if you watch Merlin!

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 04:26 pm (UTC) - Expand

bleedforyou1.livejournal.com

OHMYGODTHATWASLIKESOFREAKINGAMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 06:08 pm (UTC) - Expand

geneva2010.livejournal.com

I liked Harry playing Draco for all he was worth here. Good one!

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 06:09 pm (UTC) - Expand

n-isfor-neville.livejournal.com

My two favorite OTP's combined! It can't get any better than this!

Reading this definitely put a smile on my face. :)

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 06:10 pm (UTC) - Expand

agustin1982.livejournal.com

Love it^^

suzyblack.livejournal.com

Eheheheheh Smart Harry *grins*

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 09:14 pm (UTC) - Expand

wincest-drarry.livejournal.com

OH~~so cute!! I love this!!! * 3 *////

hermette.livejournal.com

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

faithwood.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-04 09:18 pm (UTC) - Expand

chantefable.livejournal.com

You are my hero! I've been trying to convince Maggie to write something like that for ages. And then you go and write it! Go Faith! Yayness ensues! *\o/* This is a cliche now, it's official. ;)