Make them do it - Comment fest!

[marguerite_26]

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3


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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by wind_hime99



[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by dornfelder


[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood



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