Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
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Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 1/3
Date: 2011-03-04 07:20 pm (UTC)[Part 1/3]
Ahorse
A warm, heavy wind whips Arthur's cloak up and back, snapping it against Hengroen's flanks as they ride slowly down a path some distance from the main road. A storm is gathering quickly overhead, casting a pale blue light over the tree-filled landscape. They're a couple of leagues from Camelot still, but Arthur knows Hengroen spooks easily in storms. The forest around them should help shield them from it a little, at least.
He’d sent the knights on ahead to the citadel with news of their victory. They’d been anxious to beat the torrential rain that was sure to catch Merlin and Arthur out in the open and Arthur hadn’t seen reason to slow their return.
Merlin is asleep in the saddle before him, leaning heavily back against Arthur’s chest. He'd been so drained after fighting the swarm of wyverns that he hadn't even mumbled a word of protest as Arthur maneuvered him onto Hengroen's back and climbed up behind him. His arms wrapped tightly around Merlin's waist, he'd pulled Merlin to him, pressed Merlin's head back to his shoulder.
Arthur's concern eases a bit as Merlin groans, his hips beginning to rock up and back on the saddle, arse pressing hard to Arthur's groin on every back-stroke.
Merlin’s face turns, burying in against Arthur’s neck, lips moving just under Arthur’s ear. “Arthur,” he whispers sleepily, and Arthur has to close his eyes and grit his teeth.
He holds perfectly still except for the hand that flies to Merlin’s hip, pushing him forward and holding him there. He cannot stop the blood that rushes to his cock. His body’s been days without Merlin’s touch, without that beautiful, full mouth on his own, but Merlin would never be so free with himself were he awake.
“Merlin,” he says, his voice croaking with desire, then tries again, this time clearing his throat and leaning back so Merlin’s body jerks to keep balance. “Merlin, wake up.”
“Hm?” he mumbles, shifting dangerously on the saddle. Arthur tightens his hold and pulls Merlin back to him, groaning at the contact but unwilling to let Merlin fall.
“Careful,” he warns, turning his face a little so he’s sure Merlin will hear him. “You were dreaming and the storm’s on the verge of breaking.”
Merlin inhales deeply and turns his head, smiling and arching against Arthur’s chest. “Mmm, I was having the most amazing dream.” Pressing back against Arthur’s arousal, he quietly asks, “How many days has it been?”
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Date: 2011-03-04 07:20 pm (UTC)“Four,” Arthur answers, his voice a broken whisper. “If Hengroen wasn’t already exhausted and so damned skittish in storms, we’d be in Camelot already,” he says, knowing Merlin will understand his meaning. In Camelot, in Arthur’s rooms, in his bed.
Merlin covers the hand on his hip and guides it down between his legs, head thrown back on Arthur’s should, lips parting as he draws in a shuddering breath. “Touch me,” he breathes, one hand reaching back, squeezing Arthur’s buttock, pulling him closer.
“Now?” he whispers, hips shifting against Merlin’s involuntarily.
“Please?” Long, thin fingers curl around his own, drawing his hand up and down over Merlin’s arousal, then up under the worn blue tunic and across his chest, Arthur’s nipples tightening in sympathy as he rubs his thumb hard over Merlin’s.
Merlin’s lips are warm and wet against his neck, working along his jaw, his earlobe, craning to meet his as Arthur growls low in his throat and takes Merlin’s mouth, unable to stop or care if they’re seen.
The wind is like another set of hands, working in under their cuffs and collars, combing through their hair and sucking their panting breaths away.
He rakes his fingernails down Merlin’s chest and stomach, jerking the laces of his trousers open and dipping inside to pull Merlin free. Arthur fists him tightly, swallowing Merlin’s gasp and tightening his thighs around Hengroen’s body, the horse taking the squeeze as a cue to move faster.
The faster rhythm of hoof-beats rocks them together, Merlin groaning and pushing his hips back against Arthur’s aching arousal, the relief of the hard pressure short-lived as Merlin slides forward, up into the tight sheath of his fist and then back again.
Merlin pulls away from their kiss, head thrown back on Arthur’s shoulder, moaning and gasping as he lifts his hand, threads his fingers into Arthur’s hair and shifts back, this time holding still and hard against Arthur’s straining cock.
He wants to bend Merlin forward, watch as Merlin’s fingers twist into the horse’s main and jerk his trousers down, slip his thick, aching arousal into Merlin’s arse and fuck him right there in the saddle, the leather hard and smooth beneath their spread legs.
It’s what he sees when he closes his eyes and strokes Merlin hard, fast, moaning as he sucks his fingers and shoves his hand down between their tightly-pressed bodies and into Merlin’s trousers, fingers slipping, pressing, curling up and inside Merlin’s hot, tight entrance.
“Oh, God,” Merlin breathes, rocking his hips. “I can’t believe… God. More.”
Arthur gives it to him, tighter, harder, deeper, turning his head to whisper into Merlin’s ear. “Fuck yourself,” he breathes and Merlin obeys, gently rocking back onto his fingers and up through his fist. “Harder,” he order desperately, biting Merlin’s jaw, moaning as Merlin’s mouth turns to meet his.
Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-04 07:21 pm (UTC)Merlin does it, fucks himself on Arthur’s fingers and then up through his fist, faster, hips jerking hard to get more of both. He groans, nails digging into Arthur’s thigh as he shudders and spills, warm and slick over Arthur’s knuckles and Arthur pulls slowly away, slowly, smoothing his fist up and off, catching up the slick fluid on his palm.
He kisses Merlin gently, slips his fingers deeper into the clinging heat of Merlin’s body and pushes, urging him forward in the saddle. He reaches down between them, smearing the slick, warm cum over his own cock and stroking from base to tip before fisting himself hard, setting a fast, desperate rhythm, the press of the saddle against his arse and balls the only thing holding him together. He thrusts his fingers into Merlin in time with his quick, jerking strokes and imagines he’s there, surrounded by that heat, deep inside the most important person in his life.
He pulls away from their kiss, presses his forehead between Merlin’s shoulder-blades, the wind whipping his breath away until he feels like he’s drowning, and he shatters, fingers sunken deep and hard, Merlin moaning hungrily, his cock pulsing over his slick, wet hand.
“God,” Merlin breathes out, head resting back against Arthur’s shoulder again as Arthur carefully slips his fingers out.
He unties Merlin’s scarf, swiping gently at his cock and wiping his hand. He tucks it in his back pocket and buries his face against Merlin’s neck.
Beneath them, Hengroen starts at the rumbling sound of the approaching storm overhead and Merlin does up his trousers, leans forward, patting her neck, murmuring soothing words to her.
As the first fat drops of rain begin to fall, he blinks hard and wraps his arm back around Merlin’s waist, pulling him close so he can draw his cloak up around Merlin’s body, shielding him. He nudges Hengroen along, but keeps him at a brisk walk down the forest trail, in no particular hurry, despite the rain soaking through to his skin.
Camelot can wait for them.
Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-04 07:34 pm (UTC)*fans self*
Ok, then. Now that I've composed myself, I just want to say one thing: THANKS FOR NAMING THIS AHORSE!!!!!!!
Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-04 10:19 pm (UTC)I *knew* I was going to write this and name it that when I posted the idea to the list yesterday lol. Glad maggie put up the fest, though, or I wouldn't have done it! :D
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Date: 2011-03-04 07:53 pm (UTC)This was so sweet and hot. I love exhausted!Merlin snuggling on Arthur. It's always a pick-me-up haha.
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Date: 2011-03-08 06:26 pm (UTC)I'm going to whip this into shape and pub it, I think (and maybe I'll remember to OPEN Arthur's trousers before he starts stroking his cock LOL).
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Date: 2011-03-05 01:18 am (UTC)NNGGHHH that was just HOT! sizzling,action. Puts me in mind of semi-conscious Merlin in Springes. A very sizzling short! Looking forward to see what you come up with next!
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Date: 2011-03-08 06:37 pm (UTC)Hee hee!
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:43 pm (UTC)um... okay. That was ridiculously hot.
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Date: 2011-03-05 06:04 pm (UTC)So hot! And OMG! Sex on horseback? I can't even! *flails*
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Date: 2011-03-08 06:45 pm (UTC)♥
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Date: 2011-03-08 06:21 pm (UTC)lol as hot as it was though, I think I might be the only one who was thinking, "POOR HORSE! AS IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY FREAKED OUT ENOUGH BY THE ONCOMING STORM, NOW THERE'S PEOPLE HAVING SEX ON YOU!" the entire time...8D
ARTHUR/MERLIN/HENGOEN FTW!\o/
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