Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-04 05:29 pm (UTC)Potter frowned at him. "That won't work on me. What are you trying to distract me from?"
Draco rolled his eyes. Honestly, the prat was far too suspicious for his own good. Or for Draco's own good, which was the important bit.
"I'm not joking, Potter. Now there are more. Six pink unicorns flying through the sky. They are rather... sparkly, aren't they?"
Potter glared at him, but then whipped his head around for a lightning-fast look. Then he gaped and turned around to watch the antics of the strange animals.
"Told you so," Draco said and smirked. Then he snatched Potter's wand from his hand and cast a spell.
"Hey!" Potter yelped at his sudden and complete nudity. "What are you doing?"
"I can't shag you with your clothes on," Draco said and cast the same spell on himself. He waited to see if Potter would protest, but beyond a lovely flush, Potter made no reaction other than running his eyes over Draco's form.
Shortly thereafter, with Draco's cock pounding rhythmically into him, Potter moaned and asked breathlessly, "Where did you get the flying pink unicorns, anyway?"
Draco, nearly lost in the bliss of fucking the Boy Who Lived, replied, "I don't know what you're talking about, Potter. There is no such thing as a flying pink unicorn."
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Date: 2011-03-04 05:32 pm (UTC)I LOVE FLYING PINK UNICORNS SO MUCH! They are BRILLIANT. And so are you.
*adores*
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Date: 2011-03-04 05:33 pm (UTC):D :D :D
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Date: 2011-03-04 05:35 pm (UTC)ALSO PINK FLYING UNICORN FICS NEED ART.
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Date: 2011-03-04 06:45 pm (UTC)Damn, there are no words for Draco in this! And I love Harry's reaction!
Wonderful job!
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Date: 2011-03-04 07:46 pm (UTC)But OMG, your Draco. Sparkly!! *lol* Devious Slytherin to the end. My favourite moment, though, is Harry, denuded and wandless, doing nothing but stare at naked Draco. So made of win! :)
*loves*
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Date: 2011-03-04 08:39 pm (UTC)Let's make out.
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Date: 2011-03-04 08:58 pm (UTC)THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!
UNICORNS! PINK PLYING UNICORNS!!
*Is laughing too hard* Ow.
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Date: 2011-03-05 05:11 pm (UTC)"I can't shag you with your clothes on," Draco said
Can't argue with that logic, Potter, can you? :D
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Date: 2011-03-05 06:10 pm (UTC)I want to see the flying unicorns zooming over them like a plane! like a bird!!!! and then they were all going at it under the shadows. :DDDDDDD. It's like a Rainbow Brite and My little Pony cross over with H/D!!! ♥
*Huggles*
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Date: 2011-03-08 12:55 pm (UTC)Flying pink unicorns... imagine that!! LOL