marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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From: (Anonymous)

“And another thing I hate about you? Another thing? Is the way you order your co . . . oomph,” Merlin’s head barely missed smashing into the door as Arthur yanked it open and deposited him onto the backseat of the taxi before crawling in after him.

Arthur pulled Merlin into a seated position with some fair amount of difficulty before asking, “Where do you live, Merlin?”

“Jerk.”

“What!? No, no we are not having this conversation. We’ll have it tomorrow. Sober. At work.” Arthur huffed, blowing his fringe out his eyes, and tried to focus on Merlin’s face. Somehow his gaze got continually distracted by Merlin’s pouty lower lip. He shook his head, turning to face the cab driver instead. “Now, Emrys, tell the nice man where to take you.”

Merlin glared at him, blue eyes flashing before he tilted forward and smacked his forhead directly into Arthur’s shoulder. “I hate you so much you don’t even . . .” he mumbled into Arthur’s shirt while Arthur attemped to keep him from slipping off the seat and onto the floor.

Arthur gazed at the cabbie, who was looking resolutely forward, before sighing and giving the directions to his flat. He’d work this out in the morning. Maybe.

They’d been on the road for about five minutes and Arthur was half asleep, half wondering if that fifth shot of vodka had been one too many for an office party, when Merlin squirmed himself closer. One of Merlin’s ridiculously long hands rested on his stomach, rubbing aimlessly over the hem, and the other wormed it’s way behind them so that Merlin’s was sort of awkwardly hugging him and Arthur guessed he would just have to be okay with it until they got to his place and he could deposit Merlin onto his couch to sleep away his drunk but then Merlin frowned and buried his head against Arthur’s neck so that his lips moved over Arthur’s skin when he started to talk.

“I hate you, Arthur. You’re mean and prattish and you never say thank you and you, you, you got me a company gift card for my birthday last year when I spent a whole month looking for your’s and . . .” Arthur shivered as Merlin’s stopped talking but continued to move his mouth over the cords and hollows of Arthur’s neck, raising goosebumps and making Arthur’s stomach tighten. Arthur tightened his arm around Merlin, where it sat loosely wrapped around his waist, and Merlin seemed to accept this for an unspoken invitation to crawl awkwardly onto Arthur’s lap and capture his mouth with loosely, slightly chapped lips. Arthur stiffened, thought of balking and pushing Merlin off him. Tell him to stop being an idiot. Remind him that Merlin was his secretary for God’s sake and what was he thinking of – but then Merlin’s skinny hips ground down against him and Merlin’s wet mouth was sucking on his lower lip and, well, they’d sort this out in the morning.

Maybe.

From:

lolafeist.livejournal.com

Oh god, yes. This is awesome.

From:

natanilik.livejournal.com

Poor cabbie driver. I bet he regrets taking them on right about now. While I regret that you stopped here, hm~ the morning after is going to be awesome^^

From:

ella-bane.livejournal.com

HEE. LOVE THIS! \o/

From:

magog-83.livejournal.com

Fantastic :D I wish we could see that morning after!!

From:

marguerite-26.livejournal.com

That was a little slice of perfect. The drunken conversation was spot on and then a yummy ending. YAY for alcohol! Look! I'm suddenly kissing your neck and whispering my secrets to you! NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY! *applauds*