Make them do it - Comment fest!
Mar. 4th, 2011 08:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by
star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
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M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
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Banner by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it
Date: 2011-03-04 06:06 pm (UTC)Arthur pulled Merlin into a seated position with some fair amount of difficulty before asking, “Where do you live, Merlin?”
“Jerk.”
“What!? No, no we are not having this conversation. We’ll have it tomorrow. Sober. At work.” Arthur huffed, blowing his fringe out his eyes, and tried to focus on Merlin’s face. Somehow his gaze got continually distracted by Merlin’s pouty lower lip. He shook his head, turning to face the cab driver instead. “Now, Emrys, tell the nice man where to take you.”
Merlin glared at him, blue eyes flashing before he tilted forward and smacked his forhead directly into Arthur’s shoulder. “I hate you so much you don’t even . . .” he mumbled into Arthur’s shirt while Arthur attemped to keep him from slipping off the seat and onto the floor.
Arthur gazed at the cabbie, who was looking resolutely forward, before sighing and giving the directions to his flat. He’d work this out in the morning. Maybe.
They’d been on the road for about five minutes and Arthur was half asleep, half wondering if that fifth shot of vodka had been one too many for an office party, when Merlin squirmed himself closer. One of Merlin’s ridiculously long hands rested on his stomach, rubbing aimlessly over the hem, and the other wormed it’s way behind them so that Merlin’s was sort of awkwardly hugging him and Arthur guessed he would just have to be okay with it until they got to his place and he could deposit Merlin onto his couch to sleep away his drunk but then Merlin frowned and buried his head against Arthur’s neck so that his lips moved over Arthur’s skin when he started to talk.
“I hate you, Arthur. You’re mean and prattish and you never say thank you and you, you, you got me a company gift card for my birthday last year when I spent a whole month looking for your’s and . . .” Arthur shivered as Merlin’s stopped talking but continued to move his mouth over the cords and hollows of Arthur’s neck, raising goosebumps and making Arthur’s stomach tighten. Arthur tightened his arm around Merlin, where it sat loosely wrapped around his waist, and Merlin seemed to accept this for an unspoken invitation to crawl awkwardly onto Arthur’s lap and capture his mouth with loosely, slightly chapped lips. Arthur stiffened, thought of balking and pushing Merlin off him. Tell him to stop being an idiot. Remind him that Merlin was his secretary for God’s sake and what was he thinking of – but then Merlin’s skinny hips ground down against him and Merlin’s wet mouth was sucking on his lower lip and, well, they’d sort this out in the morning.
Maybe.
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