Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
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Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-05 02:02 am (UTC)...One of the best paragraphs I've ever read! <3
Awesome story!
Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it
Date: 2011-03-05 02:06 am (UTC)Re: Uther makes them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:06 am (UTC)Re: For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2
Date: 2011-03-05 02:10 am (UTC)Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)
Date: 2011-03-05 02:12 am (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin - A horny tentacle monster made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:12 am (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-05 02:13 am (UTC)Re: Arhur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it
Date: 2011-03-05 02:15 am (UTC)Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-05 02:27 am (UTC)Re: Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-05 02:30 am (UTC)Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:32 am (UTC)Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:36 am (UTC)Hey, you ASKED. XD
Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2
Date: 2011-03-05 02:41 am (UTC)Re: H/D: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it
Date: 2011-03-05 02:44 am (UTC)<3
Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 1
Date: 2011-03-05 02:47 am (UTC)Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it
Date: 2011-03-05 02:53 am (UTC)Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:56 am (UTC)Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 03:04 am (UTC)Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)
Date: 2011-03-05 03:19 am (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-05 03:38 am (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being honourable makes them do it [Part 2/3]
Date: 2011-03-05 03:52 am (UTC)Me too Me too!!!!!: H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 (1/2)
Date: 2011-03-05 03:53 am (UTC)Once upon the time, there was a hero, his sidekick with whom the hero had had a lot of gay subtext prior to the story, and a villain.
The villain had a beautiful mane and a more beautiful horn—long, with a generous girth and ivory smooth— that spoke of the envy's he'd developed from his previous incarnate. He still preferred something bendy for a pet though, as attested by the rainbow he was trotting upon.
"Mwahahahahaha!!!!" Oh, even his laugh was pure evil! Sparkly stars were sprinkling from his mouth, as he wrote on the rainbow "I AM PUK' IN CORN!"
"Er," said the hero, eloquently as always.
"Corn? How plebian," drawled his sidekick, haughtily as always.
Angered, the villain stomped his hooves—a pretty burst of stars blinded their vision—and the letters rearranged themselves. "I AM PINK UNICORN!"
The sidekick rolled his eyes.
"I thought there were only seven horcruxes," said the hero.
"I flunked math in school!" The unicorn squeaked menacingly. "I was too busy being a beach boy and playing with other children!"
"Right," replied the hero, who contemplated for a moment while the villain waited patiently for him to come up with a lame plan to defeat him; being skilled at time management, it'd planned its next soliloquy too. But the hero took his bloody time, as always, and he turned to his sidekick afterwards. "I'd say we get rid of him. You've got some Love in your pocket we can use?"
From said pocket, his sidekick pulled out a mirror and checked himself out the upteenth time since Pink Unicorn had appeared. "Nope. The Ministry classified it a WMD and burned it all, all in a cauldron full of hot strong love." He hummed the last words.
"Oh, so no love then." The hero pushed his glasses up his nose. "'Suppose we'll just make some."
His sidekick threw the the mirror aside and dropped his pants. "Okay."
"Draco!" The hero cried. "You can't just expose yourself like this... what if, what if...?"
The storm gray eyes warmed and burned, like lint in an overheated dryer. "It's such a prized possession, you think the Dark Lord will turn it into a Horcrux?"
The hero blushed and nodded.
The sidekick blinked back tears. "Then I guess I'll redeem myself." He hopped a step towards the villain, his pants bundled between his knees and his soon-to-be Horcrux raising its head, tall and proud as it bobbed between his thighs.
But then, something stopped him. "We never shook hands," he said, turning back towards the hero. "You never said you'd stopped hating me. You never confessed you're obsessed with me rather than Quidditch."
"I did say the last thing, remember?" The hero worried his lips, reached out and give his sidekick's proud member a squeeze. "And I can tell the right sort for myself, always can, even if it took several awkward moments with Ginny," he whispered. "I never hated you."
The sidekick sighed, pulled himself away (and moaned a little) as he was about to resume his road to redemption. He paused, once more. "I forgot something else," he said, lifting the sleeve of his shirt to show an unmarked forearm. "La."
The hero gasped.
The sight, the realization were so mind-shattering that even the villain lost it—its patience, that was. It charged and attacked the sidekick with its horn, tried to knock him down and..
...The next thing, the hero's sidekick was riding the horn in wild abandon.
"I'll bring back glory to my family name!!" The sidekick rose his arms towards the stars and drawled, as only an angsty, dramatic and horny anti-hero could. "No need for charity balls or Portkeys to France!"
The unicorn tried to swing him off. It couldn't, its motions only making the sidekick scream louder. Wilder.
Meanwhile, the hero...
The hero.. he could hear his heart break, like split into halves by Sectumsempra, which, shit, he'd forgotten to ask for forgiveness. He didn't mean to sacrifice his sidekick like this! And he'd said "making love", he hadn't mean it like this... no, he had meant it like this, except...except..
TBC
Me too Me too!!!!!: H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 (2/2)
Date: 2011-03-05 03:54 am (UTC)His sidekick fell into a heap on the ground. The unicorn, now a zerocorn, covered his now-hornless, nose-less face with his mane and fled, yanking the rainbow to retreat behind him.
The hero ran to kneel beside his sidekick. "I.. Draco... how could you," he held him against his chest, unable to hold back tears from his emerald eyes, like rain dripping from traffic lights. "You're an arsehole, but my arsehole and mine only."
His sidekick's lips curved into a smile. "Then hold yourself to your own word, Harry. Make me yours." He wiggled his arse a little, showing off the length still protruding from it. "I'm still so horny."
The hero laughed and lightly slapped the arse cheeks, which made his sidekick moan. Then the hero and the sidekick made love. Lots and lots of love. Soon there was so much passionate love on their four-post bed, in their suddy-soaped shower, in the poorly noise-insulated Auror office and everywhere they went that the Pink Unicorn never came to bother them or the world again, and the Ministry officially honored them as a WMD and presented them a cauldron as a wedding gift. As for the unicorn horn, they kept as a keepsake, like the hero's scar on his forehead but much more practical, being long, with a generous girth and ivory smooth...
But not like the scar, if they didn't prepare well, it still hurt, sometimes.
So, everything worked out just fine—all was well, as one who'd wish to hastily end a story and collect her fees would say, and the hero and his sidekick lived happily ever after.
~Fin
Re: Me too Me too!!!!!: H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 (2/2)
Date: 2011-03-05 03:55 am (UTC)Pie? I love you.
Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2
Date: 2011-03-05 03:57 am (UTC)THANK YOU PINK UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥