marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

Summary: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it. (Don't look at me that way –

phoenixacid and

potteresque_ire made me do it! I remember it vividly. I think…)

It's a dark, dark night.

In a dark, dark room there's a dark, dark shape. It stirs and it mutters (darkly), it jerks and it sputters.

Wildly.

It's a dark, dark night; there are dark, dark things happening. In a dark, dark room there's a dead, dead man clutching his neck with bony fingers because being bitten by malicious magical snakes hurts like hell, in case any of you wondered, and he has obviously been revived by a completely inept dunderhead who cannot tell their wand from an anal thermometer, oh, the horror, oh, the cramps, oh, the splitting headache.

These are dark, dark times, witches and gentlewizards.

On a dark, dark night – not a single star in sight – our dead, dead man is wondering. Of course, death is inevitable if it's Dumbledore's plan – that's not what confuses the dead, dead man. In the dark, dark room there are hushed, hushed voices.

The Battle is over.

Interesting.

In the dark, dark room there are hushed, hushed voices.

They have won.

Oh, that's a relief.

In the dark, dark room there are dark, dark shapes on the floor. On the dirty old floor of the Shrieking Shack. There are dark, dark shapes twisting and turning, wrestling and rolling, stretching and straining, arching and moaning.

On the dirty old floor of the Shrieking Shack.

Oh, honestly.

After all the dark, dark, dark magic and the dark, dark, secret missions – to die like a hero.

After the bloody idiot Chosen One decided to tussle with the bloody idiot one quarter veela luckless idiot Death Eater whelp, thus unleashing ancient revitalising magical energies of virgin veela sexual initiation – to be resurrected as collateral damage?

Bugger that.

Our dead, dead man has his own secret plan: quietly, very quietly, he slips out – out – out into the dark, dark night.

We shall keep this dark, dark secret, witches and gentlewizards.

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

Wow, this was an awesome little fic, darling. I love the tone - both humourous and kind of dark too in places. :D Lovely!

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

Thank you so much! <3

From:

cinnatart.livejournal.com

Pie and Huey, dangerous in combination *nods*

<3

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

Trufax! <3 :)

From:

maurice.livejournal.com

Ahahah, this is wonderful. Such a lovely little fic! I just adore it ♥

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

Thank you so much! ♥

From:

joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com

:D ♥

the bloody idiot one quarter veela luckless idiot Death Eater whelp
*lol*

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

:D ♥

Severus is clearly fed up. ;)

From:

geneva2010.livejournal.com

This was good! Reminded me of reading Snoopy in my childhood "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a ship appeared on the horizon."

because being bitten by malicious magical snakes hurts like hell, in case any of you wondered

Ain't it the truth!

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

Thank you, darling! :) Glad it brings back memories. ;)

From:

kaykayen.livejournal.com

LOL! Poor, poor severus out, out, out in the dark, dark night! I'm sure he's planning his dark, dark revenge on our sexy, sexy, boys!

Loved the dark tone and the sarcastic humor. Fits Snape perfectly!