Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Weariness made him feel so heavy that even fear couldn’t bring him to look up and gauge Arthur’s reaction. Arthur touched his back, and he didn’t flinch, but he did cry—just a little. When Arthur gathered him up and asked no questions, relief washed over Merlin like a drug and pulled him into the dark. He slept for hours and hours and woke feeling like the whole world had been washed clean and new.
It’s been a month of questions and demands, late nights in Arthur’s chambers showing off every spell he can do without setting the curtains on fire or permanently damaging the walls. Merlin’s heart swells with pride, but if Arthur doesn’t back off he’ll never get scrying down right, and they’ll never figure out where Morgana is.
After four days of trying and failing to perform the scrying ritual correctly, Merlin is ready to throw the big stone bowl right out the window. At least half the frustration comes from Arthur hovering around him the entire time, touching his back and his hip, leaning too close and breathing at his neck.
“I need to focus,” Merlin says, squirming. “Don’t you have knights to train? Things to poke with swords?”
Arthur catches his wrist and holds it firmly, seeming to know exactly when to let up before the grip actually hurts.
“Come to bed.”
“But—”
“Merlin.”
The sound of Arthur’s voice is just forceful enough to pull Merlin’s attention away from the table covered in a mess of candles and potions and herbs and artifacts.
When Merlin glances aside, Arthur reaches out and touches his throat in a slow slide of warm knuckles and smooth fingernails. Merlin shivers, thoroughly unused to this level of calm scrutiny.
“What?” he asks, swallowing hard.
“Let me take you to bed.”
Arthur’s fingers reach the back of Merlin’s neck and stroke through the hair at his nape. It tickles, the shiver of it sparking a tentative smile that Arthur echoes, looking down at the table. They haven’t quite figured this out. Merlin’s magic, Arthur’s awareness of all that he can do, has disrupted the simplicity of their friendship.
Maybe now they really are two sides of the same coin, but balanced delicately on edge or spinning through time—because otherwise Merlin can’t bear to wonder which side faces the heavens and which is shadowed, carrying the weight of their destiny.
“What are you thinking about?”
Arthur watches him, frowning. There’s a shadow of hurt in the furrow at his brow, and Merlin realizes he never answered or gave any indication that yes, it’s what he wants, it’s what he’s always wanted, more than a purpose, more than anything. That yes, it’s what he wants so badly that sometimes when they’re hiding in the dark hours before dawn, mouth to hot mouth, he dreads the sunrise and wonders if he could steal more time, and how much, and how much of Arthur he’s allowed to keep for himself. Not for Albion, not for destiny, not for peace, not for Camelot. For himself.
“You,” Merlin says, breathes it really, the sound rattling out of him. “Me. Magic. Destiny, I guess.”
Then Arthur tugs him off balance and catches him and kisses his throat and jaw. The hair on his arms prickles up so hard it makes his skin tighten and ache. Arthur grazes his teeth along Merlin’s neck and bites at the tendon there.
“Stop thinking,” Arthur says. It’s a hot growl, wet and soothing where he’s left a bruise in the shape of everything they can’t figure out how to say.
Merlin laughs like falling and lets Arthur drag him to the bed.
Re: Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-04 06:06 pm (UTC)DESTINY IS MY FAVORITE REASON OF ALL.
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Date: 2011-03-04 06:35 pm (UTC)So sweet^^
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Date: 2011-03-08 10:23 pm (UTC)Re: Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-07 02:13 am (UTC)You had me from there. Aaaaaah, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2011-03-08 10:26 pm (UTC)Thanks so much.
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Date: 2011-03-08 10:27 pm (UTC)Re: Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-08 07:30 pm (UTC)Maybe now they really are two sides of the same coin, but balanced delicately on edge or spinning through time—because otherwise Merlin can’t bear to wonder which side faces the heavens and which is shadowed, carrying the weight of their destiny.
I swear, this line just... encapsulates them for me. I just fell further in love you with, btw.
Re: Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur)
Date: 2011-03-08 10:26 pm (UTC)(I keep thinking I subconsciously stole that from somewhere.)