Someone being naked makes them do it

[marguerite_26]

It’s Friday. Time for a comment fest writing experiment thingy, I think.

While we were editing Four in the Morning, magnolia822, xsmoonshine and I were chatting about how we could have an entire fest based on “SOMEONE BEING NAKED MADE THEM DO IT.”

And since it’s Friday and I’m looking for a reason not to write the fic I’m working on right now, let’s do this.

All fandoms and pairings welcome.*
Leave a prompt with a pairing, including (if you like) who/why/how (re: the nudity).

Both art and fic are always welcome for fills.

Nudity can be interpreted as you like. There are no must-be-bare-arsed police here. Just as long as at least one character is ~exposed (voluntary or not) during the fic.

*If you prompt for Avengers, please warn for spoilers.



[ART]
Bradley walks in on Colin changing (Merlin; RPF) WS by alby_mangroves

[FIC]
Avengers
Avengers (no spoilers), Steve/Tony, Interesting/Interested, G by leashy_bebes

Merlin
Camelot's Curse NOW COMPLETE!!! (Merlin/Arthur) by oflittleuse
Arthur getting tattooed makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur) G for now by marguerite_26
Merlin/Arthur theater AU - Arthur sees Merlin changing out of his women's costume by marink1485
Merlin/Arthur - the knot makes them do it by magnolia822
These Endearments Speak My Heart (Merlin/Gwaine) by planejane

Harry Potter
Harry/Draco - Draco's underwear mysteriously disappears by bonfoi
Sirius/Harry Sirius likes to walk around naked. by bonfoi
The Hazards of Slytherin Strip Snap (Harry/Draco, NC-17) by ginger_veela

Sherlock
Sherlock/John -- clothes taken for testing, decontamination shower taken by bonfoi

Comments

Merlin/Gwaine (naked bathing Lancelot made them do it)

[alby-mangroves.livejournal.com]

Merlin/Gwaine
Who/How: naked Lancelot, bathing in the lake

Re: Merlin/Gwaine (naked bathing Lancelot made them do it)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

\o/

[magnolia822.livejournal.com]

Who: Arthur/Merlin Why/How: A spell goes wrong. Whoops, one of them loses their pants (or whatever)

[lamerezouille.livejournal.com]

Is self-pimping allowed?

If so, I've a
fic (http://lamerezouille.livejournal.com/4752.html#cutid1) written where Arthur constantly loses his clothes due to A Very Dark Curse(TM).

Harry/Draco

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco
Slytherin strip poker, where there's a spell that automatically removes a piece of clothing for you if you lose a hand.

Re: Harry/Draco

[magnolia822.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THIS.

[magnolia822.livejournal.com]

Who: Harry/Draco Why/How: They get locked in the prefect's bathroom.

Merlin/Arthur - Jealous!Arthur makes them do it.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

While on a hunting trip Arthur catches his knights watching Merlin wash in a stream.

(I'd be happy to see young!villager Merlin from a canon au or Merlin's suddenly all grown up and hot in S5)

Avengers, no spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Who: Steve/Tony Why/How: Steve is fascinated/intrigued/what-have-you by the arc reactor in Tony's chest.

(I just have a lot of Avengers feels.)

Re: Avengers, no spoilers

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

:D

I've been seeing so much squee for Avengers around I'm happy to see something prompted. ;)

Bradley/Colin

[junkshop-disco.livejournal.com]

Bradley walks in on Colin changing out of his Merlin costume. He closes the door really fast, but he can't get what he saw out of his head.

Re: Bradley/Colin

[alby-mangroves.livejournal.com]

DEAR GOD. I DIE FOR THIS.

Avengers (no spoilers)

[alby-mangroves.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark / Steve Rogers

Tony's suit malfunctions and Captain America happens to be nearby.

Merlin canon - Arthur getting tattooed makes them do it

[gilli-ann.livejournal.com]

Who: Arthur/Merlin How: Arthur has to accept being ritually and intimately tattooed in order to prove his goodwill with the druids. Merlin stands by his king and helps him through the ordeal.

Re: Merlin canon - Arthur getting tattooed makes them do it

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

did you hear that? that was the sound of my brain exploding.

Merlin/Arthur theater AU - Arthur sees Merlin changing out of his women's costume

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Merlin/Arthur theater AU in which Merlin plays a woman on stage. Arthur sees him changing out of his costume.

(I'd be thrilled to see a Shakespearean AU, but take it wherever you want: canon, modern AU, whatever.)

Re: Merlin/Arthur theater AU - Arthur sees Merlin changing out of his women's costume

[marink1485.livejournal.com]

I just couldn’t walk past an idea of a Shakespearean AU ‘cause I’m writing a grad work with a fair share of Shakespeare in it so I’m kinda overstuffed with all the theories on whether Shakespeare existed or not and if not then who wrote the plays under this name. Though I didn’t quite keep up with the historical accuracy here and decided not to go along with the Middle English bits like “thou” or something :)
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Part 1.1

Arthur is always present when his play is on stage. He comes to the theatre in disguise which fools only those who don’t know him outside these twenty walls – that would be about one hundred per cent of the spectators so it’s working perfectly. He wears a big hat and a cheap worn coat and blends into the crowd in the pit and watches the words he put together on paper come to life.

It’s Hamlet tonight and Arthur watches his latest acquisition, young clumsy and quite stupidly reckless Merlin, capture the audience into the claws of his quiet grief. He’s Ophelia because he’s built like a twig and has such fair skin that Arthur’s cousin, the Lady Morgana who is the brightest star on the sky of the court, might envy him if she ever saw him. He’s Ophelia, and his madness unravels along with the plot with this rare kind of tender bitterness that makes the spectators swallow something hot and heavy in their throat and feel the chill running down their spine and watch mutely until he dies, caught in his large dress like in the nets of intrigues of Hamlet and Claudius and Polonius, helpless against what he doesn’t have any influence upon. The twig broken by the harsh wind of life, Arthur thinks and shakes his head to get rid of the somehow embarassing thought.

Merlin upstages everyone including Hamlet himself. Arthur would be displeased by that – the play is not about Ophelia, for God’s sake – were he not as much under Merlin’s spell as everyone else in the theatre.

The rest of the play and the tremendous applause do not fascinate Arthur like they never failed to before. He waits until the spectators start leaving and goes backstage unnoticed.

Merlin is alone in the room – he’s the first to have come here and struggle with the costume while the others are still too thrilled by the performance and are discussing it noisily. Arthur hears their voices muffled by the corridors while he watches flushed and rumpled Merlin attack his lacing and fail time after time. Merlin doesn’t see Arthur – he’s too busy attempting to free himself. Arthur thinks of offering to lend a hand but something stops him.

HP, Harry/Draco

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Draco's underwear mysteriously disappears every time Harry walks into the room. The hex is slowly spreading and contaminating ALL OF DRACO'S CLOTHES.

Re: HP, Harry/Draco

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*snort*

HP AU; Sirius/Harry

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

When Harry agreed to live with Sirius, he wasn't aware that Sirius likes to walk around naked.

Points for underage Harry. La!

Re: HP AU; Sirius/Harry

[padfootthegrim.livejournal.com]

YES.

XMFC, Erik/Charles

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Erik suffers a costume malfunction in the midst of battle. Charles is not the only witness, but he *is* the only telepath so startled that he projects the view and his thoughts on it to everyone within several kilometers.

Re: XMFC, Erik/Charles

[alba17.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

Camelot's curse. (Merlin/Arthur)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

I've prompted this before elsewhere and it never gets written. Someone needs to write this!

Camelot is cursed with nakedness. Some evil, evil, EVIL sorcerer has cursed the entire Castle so that the moment anything material touches skin, it disappears. The result is everyone walking around holding books and plates and such over their bits. Mostly everyone stays in their room. Except the weather is turning chilly and even blankets and sheets disappear.

(Bonus points for naked Gaius jokes.)

Re: Camelot's curse. (Merlin/Arthur)

[magnolia822.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

Merlin, Arthur/Merlin

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

You know that ep where Merlin is all "you're fat and your belt needs fixing"? Yeah, Arthur has the urge to prove he's very fit and provides visual evidence. Merlin remains unconvinced and must inspect this claim by thorough examination.

Merlin/Arthur: Merlin has a good excuse, Arthur is distracted

[jelazakazone.livejournal.com]

Merlin/Arthur: Arthur comes into his bedchambers and finds Merlin with his pants down. Merlin has some good excuse (like the woodworms or moths or rats), but Arthur is so distracted, he doesn't even hear it.

Merlin/Arthur - the knot makes them do it

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

The first time Merlin helps Arthur out of the bath, he's surprised and confused at the odd swell at the base of his cock and can't help but stare.

Re: Merlin/Arthur - the knot makes them do it

[magnolia822.livejournal.com]

I would give up my firstborn (if I ever have one) for this.

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

[padfootthegrim.livejournal.com]

Marauders strip poker, where there's a spell that automatically removes a piece of clothing for you if you lose a hand.

As prompted above with Harry/Draco, but this strip poker idea just seems like a Marauder brand of awesomeness :D

[(Anonymous)]

Any pairing, any fandom:

There is an EVIL TENTACLE MONSTER hiding somewhere that accosts unsuspecting people, steals their pants and feels them up! Whatever is going to happen next? TBC...

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*nod* Yup, that totally need to be written. RIGHT NOW.

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Pairing: Draco/Albus Severus
Prompt: Midnight rounds for potion prof Draco Malfoy lead him to the lake, where the sixth years have taken to nude bathing in the moonlight. He's about to condemn them all to cauldron scrubbing for the rest of the year, when his eyes fall on the naked shape of Albus Severus Potter.

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

I am totes writing a fill for this, just so you know. :-)

Merlin/Arthur

[hardticket.livejournal.com]

Merlin has an Emperor's new clothes type revelation about Arthur's new wardrobe and set about to convince him about this. Bonus points if the knights are in on it and help out...

Merlin/Gwaine

[hardticket.livejournal.com]

Gwaine really enjoys skinny dipping whenever they are out in the forest of the day. Especially the way it makes Merlin flush bright red and get all flustered when he does it ALL the time.

Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr

[lia-the-demon.livejournal.com]

Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/ Charles Xavier -> X Men

How: on a mission Erik gets spilled with a fluid/ Hank gets rid of his uniform

Severus/Remus (Peeves the Poltergeist stripped Harry Potter)

[bonfoi.livejournal.com]

*snicker* After Peeves the Poltergeist strips Harry Potter--a grown Auror, too!--Severus has dreams!

Remus/Regulus/Severus (Sirius runs around the Afterlife naked)

[bonfoi.livejournal.com]

All it took was one look and an idea began percolating through Remus and Severus' minds. Did Regulus look like Sirius down there?