Someone being naked makes them do it

[marguerite_26]

It’s Friday. Time for a comment fest writing experiment thingy, I think.

While we were editing Four in the Morning, magnolia822, xsmoonshine and I were chatting about how we could have an entire fest based on “SOMEONE BEING NAKED MADE THEM DO IT.”

And since it’s Friday and I’m looking for a reason not to write the fic I’m working on right now, let’s do this.

All fandoms and pairings welcome.*
Leave a prompt with a pairing, including (if you like) who/why/how (re: the nudity).

Both art and fic are always welcome for fills.

Nudity can be interpreted as you like. There are no must-be-bare-arsed police here. Just as long as at least one character is ~exposed (voluntary or not) during the fic.

*If you prompt for Avengers, please warn for spoilers.



[ART]
Bradley walks in on Colin changing (Merlin; RPF) WS by alby_mangroves

[FIC]
Avengers
Avengers (no spoilers), Steve/Tony, Interesting/Interested, G by leashy_bebes

Merlin
Camelot's Curse NOW COMPLETE!!! (Merlin/Arthur) by oflittleuse
Arthur getting tattooed makes them do it (Merlin/Arthur) G for now by marguerite_26
Merlin/Arthur theater AU - Arthur sees Merlin changing out of his women's costume by marink1485
Merlin/Arthur - the knot makes them do it by magnolia822
These Endearments Speak My Heart (Merlin/Gwaine) by planejane

Harry Potter
Harry/Draco - Draco's underwear mysteriously disappears by bonfoi
Sirius/Harry Sirius likes to walk around naked. by bonfoi
The Hazards of Slytherin Strip Snap (Harry/Draco, NC-17) by ginger_veela

Sherlock
Sherlock/John -- clothes taken for testing, decontamination shower taken by bonfoi

Comments

Re: Camelot's Curse 2a/2

[oflittleuse.livejournal.com]

AN: Well, better later than never right? Right?
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"We seem to be inflicted with some sort of sorcery," Uther announced to the court. Only the men were in attendance, with carefully placed vases and dishes. Merlin wished he could be anywhere else in the world, and from Arthur's expression, as he held his own decorative platter over his bits, he wasn't alone.

"We must get to the bottom of this immediately," Uther continued, his eyes carefully trained above everyone's head as if he were pleading with the heavens.

Merlin wondered when someone was going to tell the King that the crown had some very obvious drawbacks to being used to cover anything ... mainly that there was a giant whole in the middle of it. He was just glad that he had been able to convince Gaius to cover himself up, even if it was with a mostly translucent glass jar.

"Arthur," Uther commanded, "you must rally the knights and search the lower town!"

"Father," Arthur said, "I'm not sure the knights can ... the chain mail seems to disappear whenever we put it on."

"All the more reason that the source is found and destroyed," Uther ranted. "We cannot be left this vulnerable."

"Of course Father," Arthur said awkwardly trying to bow and keep covered at the same time. There was an awkward silence as everyone waited for the first person to attempt to leave. No one felt secure in their ability to cover all necessary parts in front of the entire assembly.

Arthur took a deep breath, getting prepared and then stalked out of the room, Merlin dutifully following behind him. It was not Merlin’s fault that he was unable to take his eyes off Arthur’s rather impressive and muscular bare arse.

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Merlin dropped his head onto the ancient leather bound book in front of him. Unable to deal with naked Gaius anymore, Merlin had snuck back up into Arthur’s chambers. Perhaps it wasn’t the smartest thing in the world to bring a book which contained information of the magical variety to Arthur’s chambers, but if Merlin saw old man penis one more time, he was likely to rip his own eyes out.

Besides, the patrol would be out for hours. He had plenty of time to research and hopefully find a cure in that time. If only his mind would stop obsessing about the fact he was naked in Arthur’s chambers. Reminding his half-erect cock of naked Gaius seemed to do the trick.