Make them do it - Comment fest!
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So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by
star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwood
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The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
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Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
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Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
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Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
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Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
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[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
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Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
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Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
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Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
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Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
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Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
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Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
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Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
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Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
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[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
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Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
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Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it 1/2
Date: 2011-03-05 06:43 am (UTC)For awhile, Merlin is silent. Arthur isn't wearing mail, and he is perfectly capable of taking off his own sword belt, thank you, so there is no need for Merlin to serve him tonight. He listens as Merlin's breathing evens out. Once Arthur is satisfied that Merlin is asleep, he settles himself to doze.
It can't be much longer after that that he jerks awake to Merlin's teeth chattering once again. He frowns in the dark. There are no extra blankets; even the tent is a concession to Arthur's rank. His knights are out there making do with cloaks and whatever cover they can make with an axe and tree branches. If Merlin is shaking now, it will only worsen as the night goes on. Sighing, he comes to a decision. "Merlin."
"W-what?"
"Come here."
Merlin shuffles over. "D-do you n-need-" Arthur tugs him down and wraps the cloak over both of them before Merlin can do more than squawk. "What are you doing?"
Arthur hisses as his hands find Merlin. "You're freezing," he accuses.
"Y-yes, I know," Merlin replies. "Arthur, w-what are you d-doing?!"
Arthur keeps rubbing his hands up and down Merlin's arms. "We've got to get you warm. This is the best way."
Merlin resists for another futile minute before the sense of Arthur's words sink in. Or so Arthur would like to imagine, though it is just as likely that he gives in because he indulges Arthur's stupider ideas sometimes. Arthur frowns and rubs harder. Merlin is dry by now, at least, and Arthur's own body heat fills the space under the cloak. Merlin huffs, goose pimples forming under Arthur's fingers.
"I'm fine," Merlin says eventually.
Arthur pulls him into a loose embrace. "Idiot," he grumbles. Even to his own ears, it sounds more like, Don't scare me like that. Merlin, for once, doesn't say anything.
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Date: 2011-03-05 09:30 pm (UTC)Because Arthur apparently had no sense that he had, in essence, invited Merlin to share blankets with him. And an erection wasn't going to allow Merlin to sleep any more than the cold had.
Arthur, naturally, could tell Merlin hadn't gone back to sleep. He ran a hand down Merlin's back, making Merlin shiver. "Cold still?"
Merlin shivered again, humiliated and uncomfortable. He probably sounded a little peevish when he answered. "No." He could almost hear Arthur frowning thoughtfully in the dark but Merlin was much too distracted by Arthur's hand, low on his back, to come up with some excuse.
Merlin wasn't quite certain if Arthur had put the pieces together before he scooped Merlin close but there was no denying Merlin's arousal once he was pressed against Arthur.
"Ah," Arthur said, loosening his arms. He slid his hand over Merlin's hip to his groin. "No wonder you're restless. Let me take care of this and then we can get some sleep."
Merlin stiffened. "I'm not sixteen, Arthur," he said, soft but scathing. "I don't just do this with anyone." His protests probably would have gone better if his cock hadn't been hardening appreciatively in Arthur's rough grip. Gods, sword calluses felt amazing.
"Not a one-off sort of man, are you?" Arthur moved his fist up and down. "Perhaps we should do this more than once. Frequently, even." He stroked again. "Merlin?" Merlin's hips jerked.
This was definitely cheating. No one should have to make a decision when Arthur had his hand wrapped so deliciously around their cock. Merlin decided to protest in the most logical way possible. He shot a hand forward and groped for Arthur's braes. He shoved them down and wrapped his hand around Arthur's erection. There. Better. Arthur felt long and thick in his hand as he echoed what Arthur had done to him.
It was hot under the cloak now as they moved into each other. Arthur gasped and made small, choked-off noises that made Merlin pulse. "Here," he said eventually, "like this." He rolled Merlin onto his back and spread out over him. Oh. Oh, Arthur's cock, gods, right against his. Merlin's hips stuttered up. Arthur panted against his ear and worked his hips in a glorious circling motion that rubbed their cocks together. Merlin whined as quietly as he could manage. Like the distant pounding of a horse's gallop, he could feel his orgasm coming. He clenched his hands on Arthur's buttocks and pulled him closer. His thighs trembled and everything went blindingly white as his pleasure poured from him in a molten spurt. Arthur buried his face in Merlin's shoulder, shaking, and Merlin felt wet heat paint his lower belly before Arthur collapsed on him.
After a limp moment, Arthur heaved himself to the side. "Merlin?"
Merlin turned to look at Arthur. He still hadn't opened his eyes. "Hmm?"
"More than just tonight?"
Merlin blinked. Arthur really was an idiot. "Yes."
Arthur opened his eyes, smiling. "Well, in that case-" He leaned in and kissed Merlin, warm and affectionate. By the time he drew back, they were both beginning to stir again. "Now?"
Merlin laughed and kissed Arthur back.
The End
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Date: 2011-03-05 10:01 pm (UTC)Ah, body heat makes them do it! I won't ever get tired of this cliché! :D
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