marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

[Part 1/2]

Harry laughed. It wasn't the first time Scorpius Malfoy had tried to get him into bed, but seeing him standing in front of his desk in nothing but an undone Auror Trainee robe, briefs, and his old Slytherin school tie, Harry had to admit, he was tempted. Of course, not tempted enough to compromise his position as Head Auror and Scorpius' boss, but definitely tempted a bit. As he laughed, he allowed his gaze to roam the pale expanse of Scorpius' lean-muscled chest, the slope of his agile spine, the dip and flat of his belly, the trail of blond curls tangling south beneath the waist of his pants. Even Scorpius' skinny legs were attractive. Still, Harry knew better.

"What's this about, Scorpius?" he asked, fixing Scorpius with a look that had I'm too old for this kind of shit written all over it.

"What do you think it's about, Mr Potter?" Scorpius sauntered close, twisting the tie between his fingers. "I see the way you look at me."

Harry sighed, feeling the annoyed pressure build in his temples, like it did every time they had this conversation. "Scorpius."

"I know you want me," Scorpius went on, undeterred. As he rounded Harry's desk, he dropped his robes entirely, just shrugged them off with such practised ease that Harry had to wonder how many Scorpius had successfully seduced with this routine. "I'm quite old enough to know what I'm getting into…and you're old enough to know better than to pass up such an opportunity, presenting itself in front of you like this." He leaned forward, his tie dangling over Harry's lap. "For the taking, as it were."

"Scorpius," Harry tried again, losing patience. "We've gone over this."

"But I haven't shown you what I'm capable of, what you could do to me."

Harry shifted uncomfortably as Scorpius crawled into his lap, straddling his prick with effortless precision, and wrapped his arms around Harry's neck. When Scorpius settled, Harry could feel his prick right between Scorpius' arse cheeks. Thank Merlin Harry wasn't hard, or he would have lost the battle that he was trying so desperately to fight.

"Are you quite finished?" Harry asked, trying his damnedest to sit still. While loads of men and women alike had attempted to throw themselves shamelessly at him in years past, none had ever been so tempting.

Edited Date: 2011-03-04 05:53 pm (UTC)

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

[Part 2/2]

"I'm so tight that you'd barely last five minutes," Scorpius purred, leaning close to whisper the words against Harry's mouth. "I've already prepared myself, so I'm slick and ready, but I didn't bother with any stretching—I want you to feel everything."

Harry's glasses began to fog up. Scorpius' breath was hot and raw and the scent of his expensive cologne was intoxicating. Worse, Harry now had the mental image of just what Scorpius' pretty arse must look like under those pants—slickened and ready for a throbbing prick to pierce it, stretch it, open it wide. Suddenly, Harry was all too aware of the sweat beading at the back of his neck.

"I can bend myself into the most delicious positions you could ever imagine," Scorpius continued, beginning to rock his body against Harry's, pressing an insistent erection against Harry's stomach, separated from him only by the nearly sheer material of his green briefs.

Still, the idea of bending Scorpius into odd positions like some sort of contortionist at a carnival made Harry laugh. "Scorpius, come on, get up and let me get back to wo—"

Harry's voice dried out in his throat as he watched Scorpius lean back. One hand braced against Harry's bicep, Scorpius leaned and leaned and leaned until he looked so arched that Harry could probably snap his spine if he touched him the wrong way. Only when Scorpius was arched back, his shoulders resting delicately atop Harry's desk, did he stop. His body was a perfect arch, and as Harry raked his gaze over the length of his pale torso, he devoured the sight of Scorpius' stomach muscles shifting when he breathed, his chest flat and rising, his hips the only thing connected to Harry as that bracing hand dropped away submissively. It left Harry in full control of the position, in full control of Scorpius.

He imagined ripping Scorpius' pants off, tearing his own zipper to release his prick, and entering Scorpius without warning, forcing him to remain in this position until Harry was through with him. The thought alone sent a ripple of excitement through his body. It had been years since Harry had fucked anybody, having been despairingly celibate since his divorce, and now he had to wonder, what was holding him back?

Scorpius held the position for a long time and then gingerly flowed into an upright sitting position, still in Harry's lap and looking even more limber than before, if that was at all possible. He fixed Harry with a knowing gaze and ran both hands through his hair. He opened his mouth to speak, beautiful pink lips parted to tease, but Harry beat him to it.

"I suppose I ought to see what you can do, then," Harry said, trying not to lose it. It was a mistake, he was sure, but all the reasons why it would never work were sent flying at the look Scorpius gave him and the guttural grunt that slipped off his tongue as it slid demandingly into Harry's mouth.

This time, Harry didn't stop him.

From:

suzyblack.livejournal.com

OH YES =D

Love Scorpius =D

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

*G* Thanks! Don't we all just adore him?

From:

meglw0228.livejournal.com

OMFG! This is so fing good!!!!!!!!

At first I had only scrolled to the end of part 1, and didn't see part 2 and I was about to scream that there had to be more when I scrolled further to reply and saw part 2! THANK YOU for the part 2 lol!

I LOVE your characterization of Harry in this... holy hell your description of him in the beginning...I wish I could write that well!

And the hints of d/s...nngh, that was delicious!!!! Damn you Harry, you should have just fucked him like that!!!

There are no words to describe how fing great this was!

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

Thank you so much :D! And don't worry, there's plenty of fucking that comes later. ...or that makes Scorpius come later. Idk, but there's fucking for sure.

Glad you enjoyed!

From:

teas-me.livejournal.com

See, this is exactly why I love you. Your characterization of Harry when confronted with something like this is really, really, REALLY hot. The conflict in his head before he finally caves and dives in head first...

And OMG Scorpius is sooo hot in that submissive pose.

*dies and is ded*

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

*glomps* I'm so glad!! Because what you mentioned (that inner struggle before diving in head first) is exactly the kind of thing I looooove writing. Sometimes, I fear I use that line too much, but it's just so delicious. And I can't see Harry acting any other way if presented with such a prize. ;D

And yessss, Scorp bent backwards for Harry? Nnng.

<3333 thank youuuu

From:

chantefable.livejournal.com

:D \o/ :) Lovely!

From:

snarkyscorp.livejournal.com

heeee, ty!! <33

From:

marguerite-26.livejournal.com

If you'll excuse me... I need to be alone rn.

UNF!

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From:

winterstorrm.livejournal.com

Yes, very important that Harry makes sure Scorpius is not just a false promise.

Very. Hot.

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brinimc.livejournal.com

*Whimpers*

Guh, I love Scorpius so so much. :D

I wish this was longer!!! XD

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nursedarry.livejournal.com

THAT'S my boy!

Love Harry's glasses fogging up!!!

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Only when Scorpius was arched back, his shoulders resting delicately atop Harry's desk, did he stop. His body was a perfect arch, and as Harry raked his gaze over the length of his pale torso, he devoured the sight of Scorpius' stomach muscles shifting when he breathed, his chest flat and rising, his hips the only thing connected to Harry as that bracing hand dropped away submissively. It left Harry in full control of the position, in full control of Scorpius.

GUH. Dead of GUH. And I loved Harry here.

Small font comment because, officially, I don't read Harry/Scorpius. IDK. PINK UNICORNS MADE ME DO IT.