marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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From:

kim47.livejournal.com

He started slowly, just ghosting his hands over Arthur, spreading the ointment lightly. He brushed along the width of his shoulders, before dropping his hands a little lower and pressing his thumbs just below Arthur's shoulder blades. Arthur (unconsciously, Merlin suspected) leaned back into the touch, pushing insistently against Merlin's hands. He brought them back up to Arthur's shoulders, and began to massage in earnest. His fingers danced over Arthur's shoulders, occasionally grazing along his collar bones, before darting back up to caress the tendons of his neck. He moved his hands in broad sweeping circles across Arthur's back, enjoying the feel of Arthur's warm, pliant skin under him.

Merlin could feel the tension in Arthur's shoulders easing under his hands, and he couldn't help the little spark of pride at that. It was replaced by a spark of something entirely different when Arthur's head dropped down and a moan escaped his lips. Merlin drew back immediately, as if Arthur's skin was on fire. He immediately felt room fill with foot-shuffling, fingernail-examining awkwardness, and was ready to stand up and flee when -

"Keep going."

Arthur's voice was slightly hoarse, but distinct. Merlin cautiously reached for him again. Tentatively, he resumed the massage. Arthur resumed the moaning, still soft, but unmistakable.

It was all rather unfair, Merlin thought. On the one hand, touching Arthur like this was incredibly enjoyable. On the other, touching Arthur like this was turning him on to an unfortunate degree. Merlin had no idea how he was going to get out of this situation with his dignity intact.

He was still musing on this conundrum when Arthur turned abruptly and seized his wrists.

"Arthur?"

He looked up to see Arthur surprisingly close, staring at him with darkened eyes, lips slightly parted. Merlin licked his own, mostly out of nervousness, and was completely powerless to stop his gaze travelling down. Oh. Oh. It appeared that Merlin wasn't the only one who had to worry about his dignity. He looked back up to meet Arthur's eyes, which were now unabashedly staring at Merlin's lips. When they curled into a smile, Arthur's eyes returned to his.

They continued to look at each other, neither moving, Arthur still gripping his wrists, tightly almost to the point of pain. Merlin wanted, more than anything, to lean forward and close the distance, but he couldn't, he was frozen, fixed, entirely at Arthur's mercy. Slowly, Arthur eased his hold on Merlin's wrists, bringing them forward. Merlin stretched out his fingers, instinctively, and they made contact with Arthur's chest. He drew his breath in sharply, eyes fixed on his own hands splayed almost possessively over Arthur.

Then, with a slight, impatient noise, hands still clasping Merlin's wrists, Arthur leaned forward and pressed his lips against Merlin's.

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

His lips were warm and solid and annoyingly perfect, much like Arthur himself, Merlin reflected, before kissing back enthusiastically, sliding his hands, still slick with ointment, up and around Arthur's neck. He felt rather than heard Arthur growl his approval at this, and responded with a light swipe of his tongue against Arthur's lips. Arthur's mouth opened immediately, coaxing Merlin's own open, and slipping his tongue in. Merlin moaned at the feel of it, drawing Arthur even closer to him, clinging with an almost embarrassing desperation. Arthur pushed him back gently, laying him down on the bed, and pulling Arthur to lie on top of him. The kisses grew faster and dirtier and messier, and Merlin almost
thought he could come just from this, Arthur's weight on top of him, his tongue, lips and teeth all assaulting Merlin's mouth, the heat and slickness and -

Arthur broke away suddenly and Merlin opened his eyes in protest. Arthur was resting on his forearms above Merlin, frowning at him.

"Why are you still wearing clothes?" he asked, sounding genuinely offended. Merlin would have laughed, except that taking off his clothes was clearly his best option here. He quickly pulled off his shirt and would have proceeded to his breeches if Arthur hadn't resumed biting at his lower lip, a hint of teeth, before soothing it with his tongue. The feeling of Arthur's chest hard against his own was wonderful, and he pressed his palms against Arthur's back, trying to extended the contact. It took a few minutes before they remembered what they had been doing.

"These. Off. Now," was all Arthur said, plucking uselessly at Merlin's breeches. Merlin shucked them rapidly, demanding,

"And yours."

Merlin dragged Arthur back on top of him, his hands everywhere, wanting to touch every inch of him at once. Arthur was mouthing at his neck, moaning softly as he rocked his hips into Merlin's. Merlin knew he wasn't going to last long, not when it felt like he was drowning in the sensation of having Arthur pressed up against him, his glorious, golden skin there for Merlin to touch. He pressed a kiss to Arthur's shoulder before working his hand between them, finally gripping Arthur's cock and stroking lightly. Arthur's hips jerked as he pushed into the touch, and Merlin stroked harder, amazed at the sensation of Arthur coming apart under his hands.

"Merlin, Merlin, yes, please, more, more," Arthur was gasping, becoming less coherent with each passing moment. Overcome with a sudden desire, Merlin released him, rolling them so he was on top of Arthur, straddling his thighs.

"Merlin, what - " Arthur got no further before Merlin slid down his body and, after pressing a light kiss to Arthur's hipbone, took him into his mouth. Arthur gasped, his hands scrabbling across the bed sheets, searching for something to cling to. Merlin reached up and caught his hand, bringing it to rest on top of Merlin's head. He pressed his other hand into Arthur's hip, attempting to still his jerking hips. Arthur seemed to approve of this plan, and he twisted his fingers in Merlin's hair, stroking almost tenderly.

Merlin hummed in contentment, working his lips up and down over Arthur. He'd never done this before, but knew what felt good. He increased the pace, and curled his tongue across the head of Arthur's cock, before pulling off completely to press wet, open mouthed kisses along the entire length. Arthur's grip in his hair tightened.

He returned to the tip, licking once before swallowing again and sucking hard, sending Arthur crashing over the edge with a shout that sounded suspiciously like Merlin's name. Merlin held him through it, swallowing it all, relishing the taste of Arthur in his mouth. He had barely had time to pull off and lick at his lips before Arthur was there, thrusting his tongue in his mouth, tasting himself, his sword hand hot and rough on Merlin's cock. Merlin almost yelped at suddenness of it, and it was only a few seconds before he was coming too, all over Arthur's hand and stomach.

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

"Do you feel more relaxed now, sire?" he teased. A muffled grunt came from Arthur, followed by a chuckle.

"Oh, much. I think you'll have to do this every time I have a cramp."

After a few moments, Arthur got up and lurched away from the bed. Merlin started to protest, until he saw that Arthur was simply cleaning himself up. He watched with his mouth slightly open as Arthur ran a damp cloth over his chest and stomach. His cock twitched slightly at the sight.

Arthur made his way back onto the bed and lay down, practically pulling Merlin into his lap. He shoved his face into Merlin's neck, breathing into it, his breath tickling at Merlin's throat. Long, lazy moments passed, as they both grew drowsier and drowsier. Merlin waited until he was sure Arthur was asleep to whisper,

"You know, this would never happen if you just kept your damn shirt on."

He felt Arthur snort into his shoulder. Oh. Not so asleep then.

"In that case," Arthur mumbled, his voice thick, "remind me never to put on a shirt again."

***
A/N: Oh, lord, I've never written anything above PG-13 before. Arthur being shirtless made me do it!

From:

ella-bane.livejournal.com

Awww, this is lovely! <3 <3 <3

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

Thanks! :)

From:

natanilik.livejournal.com

Arthur being shirtles obviously has magical powers.

I aprove^^

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

Obviously :)

♥

From:

wanderhomeagain.livejournal.com

Arthur being shirtless is a perfect excuse for writing porn! That was fantastic! I knew there was a reason he always wandered around without a shirt on.

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

THIS IS CANON, OKAY. He spends a lot of time with his shirt off, doesn't he? Well, I'm not complaining :)

From:

marguerite-26.livejournal.com

just letting you know, I'm gathering up all the longer comment fics and printing them to read tonight. :)

So delighted you wrote for this! and yay! > pg-13

From:

kim47.livejournal.com

Well, I hope you like it :) Once again written at about 3am, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

♥ ♥ ♥

From:

cinnatart.livejournal.com

Arthur grinned at him, a knowing, almost smug smile that Merlin had the strongest urge to kiss off his face. In fact, he had the strongest urge to kiss Arthur until he had forgotten how to be a prat entirely. It might take a long time, but Merlin was willing to put in the effort. It was for the public good, after all.

...One of the best paragraphs I've ever read! <3

Awesome story!