Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-04 03:11 pm (UTC)Harry looked around the Great Hall with a frown on his face and a large Ogden’s in his hand. He hated balls of any sort. Well, not any sort. Just the dance-type ones. Especially the fancy-dress dance-type ones.
“Hello, Harry!”
Harry spun around quickly to face the man calling him.
“Malfoy?” he asked, disbelief clear in his voice. “And did you call me Harry? And what the fuck are you wearing?”
“It is your name,” Malfoy drawled. “And I would like you to call me Draco. What, with you being my mate and all.”
“Ah, ok.” Harry turned to move away from him when his brain caught up with the last words Malfoy had said. “What? I’m not your friend! Did you want to be friends?"
“No.” Draco vigorously shook his head. “Well, yes. But that’s not the point. You’re my mate.”
“Huh?” was all that Harry could say.
“You’re my mate,” Draco said again.
“Huh?” Harry really wished he’d stop saying it soon.
“I’m a Veela. And you’re my mate,” Draco clarified.
“You’re not! And I’m not!” Harry nodded to himself.
Draco just smiled and turned his back to Harry.
“I am. See, I have wings! And I have blond hair and I’m oh so beautiful!” Draco turned back to face Harry. “I’m a Veela!”
“You’re dressed as a Veela, yes,” Harry spoke slowly. “But you’re not a Veela. How much have you had?” he asked, looking into Draco’s glass.
Draco batted Harry’s hand away and fluttered his eyelashes at him. “I’m a Veela, you’re my mate. And I’d very much like you to fuck me now.”
Harry should have spat his drink over Draco in shock. He should have turned and fled. But he didn’t. He just looked at Draco and nodded. He nodded because Draco did have wings, he did have all that lovely blond hair and he was very beautiful. He did not nod because he’d been secretly lusting after the man before him for years. He did not nod because he was a horny teenager facing the promise of sex. Nope. He nodded because of Draco’s Veela powers.
Harry nodded once more and moved to take Draco’s hand.
“Hey, Harry!”
“Hi, Ron,” Harry groaned and spun once again to face his friend. “I’m just going to go fuck Draco for a bit. I’ll be back soon.”
“Not too soon,” Draco said, with a wink at Harry.
Harry laughed. Ron did not.
“What did you just say?” Ron asked, looking warily between Harry and Draco.
“I’m going to fuck Draco. I’ll be back later.” Harry winked back at Draco.
“Why?” Ron spluttered.
“Draco is a Veela and I am his mate,” Harry told Ron. “He needs me to fuck him now.”
“He’s not a Veela!” Ron exclaimed. “He’s just Malfoy!”
“No, Ron,” Harry patiently explained. “Look – he has wings. And the lovely blond hair. And he’s all beautiful and stuff!”
Draco was nodding his agreement. Ron was shell-shocked.
“Okay then!” Harry cheerfully called.
He grabbed Draco hand and led him away from the Hall.
Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-04 03:21 pm (UTC)Harry laughed. Ron did not.
HAHAHA!! Very funny. I'm so glad that Harry and Draco are very much on side with this 'random excuse for fucking' thing. :DDDD
Thanks so much for playing.
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:36 am (UTC)Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-04 04:45 pm (UTC)“What? I’m not your friend! Did you want to be friends?" - - AHAHAHAHA! I never thought of that "mate" synonym issue before.
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Date: 2011-03-04 06:26 pm (UTC)This was great =P
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:41 am (UTC)Also, icon love! Where did you get it and can I snaffle it? =D
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Date: 2011-03-04 07:54 pm (UTC)Great take on one of the best random reasons why Harry has to fuck Draco.
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:44 am (UTC)Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-04 10:47 pm (UTC)Is Draco really a veela? XD
Poor Ron... *Pets Ron*
Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-06 06:47 am (UTC)Is Draco really a veela? Did you not see the wings, the blond hair and the general beautifulness?
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:48 am (UTC)Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.
Date: 2011-03-05 06:05 pm (UTC)“Draco is a Veela and I am his mate,” Harry told Ron. “He needs me to fuck him now.”
“He’s not a Veela!” Ron exclaimed. “He’s just Malfoy!”
“No, Ron,” Harry patiently explained. “Look – he has wings. And the lovely blond hair. And he’s all beautiful and stuff!”
Impeccable logic. *Gives Pie!seal of approval*
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