Make them do it - Comment fest!
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marguerite_26So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3
Banner byhermette
Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. bykjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! bydysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it bysnarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 byvaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it bychantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It byginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 bypotteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It byhpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it bywind_hime99
[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it bykim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! byrebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it bylolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it bymarguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it bynatanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) bymyashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it bysocial_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it bymabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it bykim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It bylycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) bymabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it byrebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it bylady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! bygfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. byrotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. bysparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It bydornfelder
[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it bychantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! byfaithwood
Wanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to
ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3Banner by
hermetteHarry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?
How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written
Fics so far:
[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by
kjp_013Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodHarry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by
dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by
snarkyscorpHarry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by
vaysh11Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by
chantefableAl/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by
ginger_veela H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by
potteresque_ireDraco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by
hpfangirl71Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by
wind_hime99[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by
kim47Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by
rebeccaann08 and The SequelArthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by
lolafeistMerlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by
marguerite_26 Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by
natanilikArthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by
myashkeArthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by
social_retard86Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by
mabonwitch Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by
kim47Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by
lycorisArthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by
mabonwitchArthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by
rebbeileArthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by
lady_ragnellArthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by
gfeatherArthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by
rotrudeArthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by
sparklespiffArthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by
dornfelder[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by
chantefableHarry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by
faithwoodWanna pimp this?
A bunch of banners below:
M/A Banner: http://i55.tinypic.com/2q3akhg.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/10fqpdz.jpg
M/A Banner: http://i51.tinypic.com/20j6cu8.jpg
Multi-ship/Multi-fandom Banner: http://i52.tinypic.com/2607ssh.jpg
Harry/Draco Banner: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/Storage/Images/CommentFestHD.jpg
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Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-04 11:10 pm (UTC)♥
Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!
Date: 2011-03-04 11:10 pm (UTC)Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it
Date: 2011-03-04 11:27 pm (UTC)Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 1
Date: 2011-03-04 11:28 pm (UTC)Or the part when Harry walks in and sees them but doesn't stop them and makes them do it faster. God, I need to get some tonight.This was way too hot. Loved it!
Re: H/D: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it
Date: 2011-03-04 11:31 pm (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-04 11:40 pm (UTC)Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-04 11:42 pm (UTC)♥
Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-04 11:43 pm (UTC)Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)
Date: 2011-03-04 11:47 pm (UTC)Re: Uther makes them do it!
Date: 2011-03-04 11:52 pm (UTC)Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 1
Date: 2011-03-05 12:27 am (UTC)Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 12:29 am (UTC):flaps hands flappily:
Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 12:33 am (UTC)"Yours. You have bacon."
Hilariously awesome.
Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 12:49 am (UTC)Bacon, lol.
I bet Merlin gives most excellent head. *nods*
Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-05 12:51 am (UTC)So delighted you wrote for this! and yay! > pg-13
Re: For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2
Date: 2011-03-05 12:55 am (UTC)And...
I can completely envision Gaius clapping slowly, joined by Uther, until the ENTIRE EFFING COURTYARD is filled with applause, HAHHA job well done!
Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 12:56 am (UTC)I second the Bacon LOL!
And your drunk Merlin is sooo fabulous!
Great, great stuff!!
Re: Uther makes them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 12:57 am (UTC)I'm so happy you liked it <3
Re: Uther makes them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 12:58 am (UTC)Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 01:04 am (UTC)Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-05 01:18 am (UTC)NNGGHHH that was just HOT! sizzling,action. Puts me in mind of semi-conscious Merlin in Springes. A very sizzling short! Looking forward to see what you come up with next!
Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)
Date: 2011-03-05 01:31 am (UTC)♥ ♥ ♥
Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?
Date: 2011-03-05 01:49 am (UTC)Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)
Date: 2011-03-05 01:54 am (UTC)Re: Uther makes them do it!
Date: 2011-03-05 02:01 am (UTC)