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marguerite_26This morning I filled the kettle, plugged it in, added the tea bags to the teapot, then immediately poured the cold water from the kettle into the pot. I stared at it for a while trying to figure out exactly what I did wrong.
I then started again by dumping the water from the teapot down the sink and pouring the cold water from the tap INTO THE TEAPOT instead of the kettle.
I think I finally have it down now. *headdesk*
I am going to meme to make myself feel better about how stupid this morning has been. So...
Ask me my fannish Top Five. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.
I have resisted this shiny meme because I am so behind on comments. But my career fair is almost submittable (I have title!) and my dark fest is almost submittable (i have ending!) and my hd hols has a full outline (I have plot!) so dammit, I'll meme if I want to.
Ok. Kettle is not yet whistling... am now wondering if I forgot to plug it in. *cries*
ETA - I have tea! delicious, hot, milky tea. and toast and raspberry jam. *happy sigh*
I then started again by dumping the water from the teapot down the sink and pouring the cold water from the tap INTO THE TEAPOT instead of the kettle.
I think I finally have it down now. *headdesk*
I am going to meme to make myself feel better about how stupid this morning has been. So...
Ask me my fannish Top Five. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.
I have resisted this shiny meme because I am so behind on comments. But my career fair is almost submittable (I have title!) and my dark fest is almost submittable (i have ending!) and my hd hols has a full outline (I have plot!) so dammit, I'll meme if I want to.
Ok. Kettle is not yet whistling... am now wondering if I forgot to plug it in. *cries*
ETA - I have tea! delicious, hot, milky tea. and toast and raspberry jam. *happy sigh*
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:08 pm (UTC)*sleepz*
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:10 pm (UTC)Will email you another dozen times while you slumber. *g*
raspberries are ♥.
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:14 pm (UTC)My sugar container is next to my coffee one and there are days I thank God it doesn't have a scooper or I swear I'd have put sugar in my coffee filter.
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:17 pm (UTC)Last week I dropped an effervescent vitamin C pill into my coffee instead of a glass of water. Ewwwwwwww. It made the milk curdle. There are no words for how sad that was.
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:33 pm (UTC)And.... Your five top Harry's in fic.
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Date: 2009-09-09 01:41 pm (UTC)It's the kids! They've stolen every last brain cell and we are unable to make tea any longer!
Oh! Harry's. cool. *thinks*
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:07 pm (UTC)And for the lovely meme... who are your top five evil-yet-sexy characters in fic? Think
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:09 pm (UTC)evil-yet-sexy characters in fic? I can totally do that! But I'm very surprised you did not ask for: most canon Draco characterisations. :D
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:20 pm (UTC)Top 5 spells!
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:34 pm (UTC)Oh, goodness. Spells. Yes, please.
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:29 pm (UTC)Top 5 next-gen pairings, please.
I was out shopping with my daughter yesterday and did something really daft and she pointed it out and I just had to shrug and take the shame. What's even worse it that now I can't remember what it was. Bloody dementia! All I remember is the pitying look on her face.
She also told me off for stroking a picture of Tom Felton in HMV.
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:33 pm (UTC)She also told me off for stroking a picture of Tom Felton in HMV.
hahahaha! daughters just don't understand. *shakes head*
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:34 pm (UTC)I am very glad you got it right on the third try! And tea made in a proper teapot.... mmmm lovely. I just this moment made tea in a lovely Denby pot, and have it in an enormous cup and saucer to enjoy with eljay. Delicious.
Right, stop thinking about tea. Think about top fives! (I &hearts playing top fives!)
Top five fanon Draco put downs...
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:38 pm (UTC)my kitchen counter always has little drops of tea all over it and it drives my S.O. insane. LOL.
Oh, Draco put downs... I just read some great ones but now I can't remember if they are from fics that have been posted yet. I suppose I'm not allowed to list career fair fics, eh? :D
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Date: 2009-09-09 02:56 pm (UTC)Raspberry jam!!!
What are your top five favourite ways Harry and Draco have first-time sex? *hard enough?*
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Date: 2009-09-09 03:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-09 03:08 pm (UTC)Can I add a second one? Because top 5 next gen fanarts is also very interesting to me.
Glad you fixed your tea. *petpets* Blame it on the fact that it's Wednesday morning, dear.
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Date: 2009-09-09 04:51 pm (UTC)*does them anyway*
♥
I think you will find my fav darkfic not exactly dark. LOL.
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Date: 2009-09-09 03:10 pm (UTC)Top five PWPs, or best sex scenes (with links!).
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Date: 2009-09-09 04:52 pm (UTC)Oh! PWPs those were fun to do. Thank you!
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Date: 2009-09-09 03:20 pm (UTC)*steals your breakfast*
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Date: 2009-09-09 04:40 pm (UTC)Top five kinks!
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Date: 2009-09-09 04:53 pm (UTC)that took, um... 5 seconds to type up. LOL.
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:38 pm (UTC)Top five wank scenes!
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:46 pm (UTC)Oh, wanking! Can think of two right off the bat! YAY!
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Date: 2009-09-09 07:16 pm (UTC)Um, can I still ask you your top 5 fics that you've written?
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Date: 2009-09-09 07:26 pm (UTC)*adds yours to Part 2*
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Date: 2009-09-09 10:00 pm (UTC)The day before yesterday I nearly stirred butter into my tea instead of sugar.
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Date: 2009-09-10 01:51 pm (UTC)tea was accomplished remarkably easily this morning.
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Date: 2009-09-10 03:29 am (UTC)...
*iz unsure that makes sense*
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Date: 2009-09-10 01:49 pm (UTC)HARDERST QUESTION EVER!!!!!!
*loves you anyway*