Warning: Tentacles

First – please click here to see my new LAYOUT! There are no words for how awesome it is. NO WORDS. Though feel free to try to come up with some. The lovely and talented faithwood emailed it to me this morning just… because. O.o
How fucking awesome is that? Happy Wednesday to ME! *offers her sexual favours for eternity*

How cute is that little Octopus? Srsly? There may never be a rant post from me ever, because how can I be cranky with that adorable thing looking at me?


Now there was something I was supposed to be posting about today! Ah, yes…Recs

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Arabesque on Ice by femmequixotic
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-magical Olympics AU
Summary: He's still wearing that ridiculous puffy jacket they've forced on us, the one with the Union Flag emblazoned on one shoulder, Great Britain stitched in four-inch high white Helvetica on the back. No one looks good in that awful red. No one but Albus-sodding-Severus-bloody-fucking-Potter, that is.
Word Count: ~7100

This was bloody fabulous. Scorpius as an Olympic figure skater? Nnnngh. He is wonderfully done, not overly campy but you know who (at least partially) inspired femme here. ♥ I loves the Winter Olympics and while this fic was truly about As/S all the bits – like hating the stupid jacket they had to wear and the demands the coach puts on every aspect of Scorp's life – all just made this really, really hot fic just that much more interesting. But God does Femme know how to write hot porn. UNF.

In Which Three Is Also Company by leashy_bebes
Pairing(s): Established James/Teddy, James/Teddy/Scorpius threesome.
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Explicit sex
Summary: In search of celebration, Scorpius Malfoy finds, very possibly, the night of his life.
Word Count: 15k

OTNG3!!! (One true next gen threesome – wot? Everyone will be using it soon, I'm sure of it). Anyway… fabulous pwp that goes on and on and nnnnngh on. The build up is super hot (I adore established James/Teddy, srsly and Scorp is right there with me). I love the dynamic of the three and how each pairing works together. It all results in one big pile of hot sticky goodness.

Perplexity by dysonrules
Pairing(s): (Hugo/James)
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 20k

Cheryl delivers great UST in this fic. Hugo and James together are really adorable. You read and just know they are dying to snog but nerves and siblings get in the way. The AS/S backstory is great and the OC – Bethany – is a riot. I had a smile from beginning to end.

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The Dragon's Eye by leochi
Character: Draco Malfoy
Rating: G

I think this piece is really stunning. The look on Draco's face, the down cast gaze, is very intriguing. It makes me want to look at him over and over and think about what is going on in his head. A really well done piece and now there's a Harry that goes with him. *beams*

And Finally! Happy birthday to the lovely piratesmile331

ETA!!!! GAH! I got so distracted by my layout I forgot to add this FABULOUS fic:

Switzerland by melusinahp
Rating: PG
Word Count: 633
Characters: Harry, Draco/Albus
Summary: Albus brings home his boyfriend for the first time.

What Mel does here in 600 words is really quite amazing. I just feel the myriad of emotions going through Harry's mind throughout the entire scene and yet she tells us so little, but shows us everything. You know what Harry must think as he hears Al's words, Al's tone of voice, the smile, the trembling hand. This is funny and romantic and sweet and Harry is so perfectly IC wanting to punch Draco's face in. hahaha! This ficlet deserves several reads

Too many great fics are being posted and I can't keep up! I'm reading everything totally out of order.

I'm going to lump all these into the dirtynaughtywrong pile. I'm afraid all my recs sound the same. :)

From hp_nextgen_fest

Title: till by losing rendered sager
Pairing(s): Louis/Dominique, Louis/Hugo, Dominique/Lily Luna, Dominique/James Sirius, Teddy/Louis.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest (like woah), referenced past underage sex. Here are the ages I've used: Teddy: 26, Dominique: 21, Louis: 19, James: 19, Hugo: 16, Lily: 16. So that makes Louis/Hugo: (19/16), and Dominique/Lily Luna: (21/16); Minor references to drug use.
Summary: It's that time of year again: the Potter and Weasley kids' annual trek to the Burrow for the winter hols. While there, Louis makes a deal with the devil that goes very, very wrong.
Word Count: ~9,000
This is one messed up fic. Sexy and wrong and spine-tingling. Dominique plays a femme fatale with her brother Louis under her spell, constantly tempting him yet stays just out of reach. A naughty bet is born, to be played out at a their cousins while all adults – except for Teddy – are elsewhere. Hot and naughty with great characterizations.

From hp_kinkfest

Title: Making an Impression Author: nolagal
Prompt Number: 79 submitted by snarkyscorp
Kink Showcased: Bestiality-- Animagus
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): James/Albus
Summary: Albus had always longed to have his brother's attention and now, he finally does.
Warnings: Bestiality, Incest
Word Count: ~1200
Bestiality!!! So damn sexy. New found purring kink: will be in my bunk!

Title: The Beginning of Something Author: chantefable
Prompt Number: 14 submitted by winnett
Kink Showcased: Bestiality (animal with a human mind: Animagus)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Harry's botched up Auror shift leads to an unforeseen disclosure.
Warnings: Animagus sex, anonymous sex, elements of non-con and dub-con
Word Count: 1316
WRONG. This is so, so... wrong. And yet… hahaha! I can't help but find it hot. but wrong. So, so wrong.

Non-fest rec:
Title: Hugo's Looks by Author: asnowyowl
Pairing: Hugo/Albus Severus
Rating: NC17
Summary: Al thought he knew all of Hugo's looks
Warnings: 16 and 17 years old, rimming, cousincest, food smut. All mentions of 'fruit' that sound a bit cracky are meant to be that way. *nods*
This baby is several months old, but GUH!!! How did I ever miss this. Oh, man. Is it HOT.

Also! This week's hump_day_smut entries are hot like burning. Kink: invisibility cloak