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[marguerite_26]

why do chicken drumsticks take so long to thaw? I mean seriously...

My house in about 30 minutes:
Hi, honey. Welcome home. Here's some salmonella. Sorry about that, you see I was busy getting ready for hp_kinkfest and forgot to get the drumsticks out of the freezer. but it'll be safe to eat eventually, here's some filthy porn while you wait.

um.

right.

so YAY! hp_kinkfest starts tomorrow! *flails* If you are participating, please read this.

ALSO: It's faithwood's b-day. And well... I have a gift for her but it needs the typos removed. so...

In the meantime, go read Suck [Harry/Draco; nc-17; 1.4k] which is a ridiculously hot product of Faith's fevered mind.

Comments

[planejane.livejournal.com]

Oh, put those thighs in the microwave! Also, highly unlikely you'll get salmonella from thighs cooked from frozen because they're so tiny. Even from frozen they'll cook in less than an hour.

See my culinary skills? Cooking all the things from frozen!

Priorities! It's only food. :)

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I always boil mine first to cook off the excess fat and to make them cook faster in the oven (or on the grill). It works especially well with wings, but works great for drumsticks and thighs, too.

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

I love how Faith wrote herself porn for her birthday. That girl has her priorities straight. *lol*

[golden-snitch12.livejournal.com]

Hi, honey. Welcome home. Here's some salmonella. Sorry about that, you see I was busy getting ready for hp_kinkfest and forgot to get the drumsticks out of the freezer. but it'll be safe to eat eventually, here's some filthy porn while you wait.

Hahahahaha! Too funny!

[naposaurus.livejournal.com]

There must be something seriously wrong with me if I see no problem to arriving home to find filthy porn instead of food.

I'm usually not much of a commenter but holy crap. This was sort of a really delightful post.

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

i could entertain the idea of fried chicken right now.

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

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I saw no typos. Got sooooo distracted.