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[marguerite_26]

why do chicken drumsticks take so long to thaw? I mean seriously...

My house in about 30 minutes:
Hi, honey. Welcome home. Here's some salmonella. Sorry about that, you see I was busy getting ready for hp_kinkfest and forgot to get the drumsticks out of the freezer. but it'll be safe to eat eventually, here's some filthy porn while you wait.

um.

right.

so YAY! hp_kinkfest starts tomorrow! *flails* If you are participating, please read this.

ALSO: It's faithwood's b-day. And well... I have a gift for her but it needs the typos removed. so...

In the meantime, go read Suck [Harry/Draco; nc-17; 1.4k] which is a ridiculously hot product of Faith's fevered mind.

Comments

[naposaurus.livejournal.com]

There must be something seriously wrong with me if I see no problem to arriving home to find filthy porn instead of food.

I'm usually not much of a commenter but holy crap. This was sort of a really delightful post.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

lol. there's nothing wrong with you at all. clearly you have your priorities straight.

hee! thanks for dropping by to say hi. :)