Happy Holidays, dysonrules!

[marguerite_26]

double gifting again today because I won't be around this weekend.

Title The Twelve Days of being a Manservant over Christmas
Author: marguerite_26
Summary: The tale of Merlin’s first Christmas in Camelot
Rating: G
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur (in my mind, it's Uther signing this after too much mead)
Warning: none
Word Count: 600 (mostly of the same words over and over)
Author's notes: dysonrules's is a dork who wouldn’t give me a proper request so she gets this. :P
Thanks to hermette for giving it an eye. <3



On the first day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
A manly punch to my left arm.

ooOOoo

On the second day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the third day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the fourth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the fifth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the sixth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...
ooOOoo

On the seventh day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the eighth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the ninth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the ten day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the eleventh day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Eleven crooked smiles,
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the twelfth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Twelve naughty touches.
Eleven crooked smiles,
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.



Merry Christmas, Cheryl! *snogs you under the mistletoe*

Comments

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

*DIES LAUGHING*

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am singing this version FROM NOW ON FOREVER AND EVER.

XD

*TACKLEGLOMPS YOU*

(I did so leave you a proper request. ALL THE THINGS is very proper. XD)

*SNOGS BACK WITH RUM PUNCH KISSES*

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

ahaha!!! YAY!!! Glad you liked.
:D

(I did so leave you a proper request. ALL THE THINGS is very proper).
*scowls at you*

But, yay! so happy to give you giggle. *twirls*

[leashy-bebes.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha oh my god, woman, you're a genius! *hugs*

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

yes. genius. clearly. :P

But I couldn't sleep last night after I scribbled this down in my notebook because I was laughing at myself. hee!

[stellamoon.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Loved it! And I'm singing it to the cats!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

HAHAH!!! YAY!

My voice is something horrid or I'd be singing it too. LOL.

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

heeee~ This is so cute! It's like a Christmas-themed Ode to Merlin and Arthur ♥

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

awe! thank you! :D Glad you liked.

[scarletscarlet.livejournal.com]

SO cute! "Six eye rolls" for the win :D.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

hee! *glomps*

[analyst-1.livejournal.com]

bahaha omg this was AMAZING.

I love the "FIVEE MORTIOUS FLOWERS!!"

LMAO "Nine almost hugs" & "Seven Longing glances" , "four clever nicknames" - I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. This should be on a merthur christmas album or something!! (I'd so buy it ;) haha)

XD

I was totally singing this all outloud *cough cough* i mean in my head....

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*beams* Happy to entertain. :D

[aerisaturner]

HAHA THIS IS AWESOME.

ALSO I KEPT READING Six eye rolls as sex eye rolls LIKE IDEK HOW I KEPT MISREADING THAT.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHA!!! As in my mind this is Uther singing it and getting progressively more drunk as the song goes on, I imagine he might slip on that, too. LOLOL

My fingers are itching to change that now. :DDD

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL! YOU WIN EVERYTHING EVER.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

:D

My brain!!! It's a scary place. This is not news to you.

[nix-this.livejournal.com]

ROFL

*is dead*

This is my new favorite Christmas song ^.^

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

hee! YAY!!! Now if only someone who sing it and post it. :DDD

[shes-gone.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I love the crap out of this. :D :D :D :D

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*beams* That makes me insanely happy. :D


edited because I always type 'thank' rather than 'that'
(also Harry rather than happy - but I caught that one!)

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
This is funny! And was totally singing along to it. Sort of.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

:D Glad you liked. hee!

[riventhorn.livejournal.com]

Lol--this is perfect!! The mortius flowers are a great touch. I think I'll be singing this version from now on :)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

5 gold cockrings was certainly a contender for day five, but my romantic heart won out. LOL.

I'm so glad you liked. ♥

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Oh, all the bruises the poor guy must have. Very cute.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

Arthur will kiss him better. no worries.

Thank you! Glad you liked.

[kajmere.livejournal.com]

ha! this is awesome!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

hee!!! Thank you! ♥

[venivincere]

Ahahaha! *snogs back* Lovely alto you have there. :-D

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*twirls* Oh, you really don't want to hear me sing. :(

♥

[pkai7.livejournal.com]

lol. So cute! <3

(I am so making my bro sing this. XD)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

if you record it and want to share.... lol. :D

Thank you!

More Merlin Carols!

[minnie0707.livejournal.com]

I will never listen to this song again without hearing this version in my head. I will most likely giggle madly and convince those around me of my total insanity. As they cart me away I will be screaming "It's all the tentacle's fault I tell you!"

Re: More Merlin Carols!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

"It's all the tentacle's fault I tell you!"

*blinks back tears*
I've never been so proud. ahahha! Thank you. :D

[cutiewitchgirl.livejournal.com]

This was so great! the 'almost hug' line is my favorite part!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*g* Thank you. *almost hugs you*

♥

[inkquillz.livejournal.com]

HaHa. By the comments, I'm guessing I'm the only one who was humming/singing this version as I was reading. xD That was great, thanks!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

hee! glad you liked. :D *humms with you*

[asherlev1.livejournal.com]

GAH. You captured Arthur so perfectly. The almost-hugs and eyerolls and the manly punch~


HAHA, I bet it would really make your Christmas if the cast of Merlin actually sung this. Lol, do you think Angel and Katie would do it?

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

lol.

I totally imagine ASH singing this without much prompting or alcohol. (though I have such love of his voice, I might be just wishing. *g*)

*almost hugs you*

[isisanubis.livejournal.com]

I tried reading this stright through, and couldn't without singing along with the proper tune.

Stunning. Silly as all get out, but stunning. You kept a running list while watching the show, didn't you?

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

ahah! Well, I couldn't write it without signing it, so yeah... I understand. :D

So glad you liked my uttery sillyness. (tis the season!)

[kayoko.livejournal.com]

Almost hugs! Bwhahahah!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*g*

*almost hugs you*

The Twelve Days of being a Manservant over Christmas

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

Aw! Cute! ^_^ I love how he's slowly working up the courage for the naughty touches. Hehe. :)

Re: The Twelve Days of being a Manservant over Christmas

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

ahah!!! Arthur's a little... nervous and awkward when it comes to relationships. *g*

[notfairytales.livejournal.com]

BEST. LYRICS. EVER.
I think we all know what we're going to sing this Christmas ;D

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

ahah! what a lovely thought. :D

Thank you.

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

I LOVE your brain.

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

YAY!

*gropes you*