Happy Holidays, dysonrules!

[marguerite_26]

double gifting again today because I won't be around this weekend.

Title The Twelve Days of being a Manservant over Christmas
Author: marguerite_26
Summary: The tale of Merlin’s first Christmas in Camelot
Rating: G
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur (in my mind, it's Uther signing this after too much mead)
Warning: none
Word Count: 600 (mostly of the same words over and over)
Author's notes: dysonrules's is a dork who wouldn’t give me a proper request so she gets this. :P
Thanks to hermette for giving it an eye. <3



On the first day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
A manly punch to my left arm.

ooOOoo

On the second day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the third day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the fourth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the fifth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the sixth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...
ooOOoo

On the seventh day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the eighth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the ninth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the ten day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the eleventh day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Eleven crooked smiles,
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arm...

ooOOoo

On the twelfth day of Christmas Prince Arthur gave to me...
Twelve naughty touches.
Eleven crooked smiles,
Ten useless tasks,
Nine almost hugs,
Eight words of warning,
Seven longing glances,
Six eye rolls,
FIVE MORTIUS FLOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
Four clever nicknames,
Three feathered hats,
Two neckerchiefs,
And a manly punch to my left arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.



Merry Christmas, Cheryl! *snogs you under the mistletoe*