Warning: Tentacles

It's Friday! and I'm looking for something dumb to do. Again!

I need to clean my house, and cleaning my house is always more fun when I do something silly on lj at the same time.

SO... faithwood said I should do this and good things usually happen when I listen to her.

How this will work:
- start a new fic by posting a comment here (please use subject lines).
- reply to a fic that has been started and add the next bit.
- all comments must be no more than 20 words. They can be much less.

You are allowed to:
- kill characters
- return characters from the dead (just to annoy the person that killed them off)
- make it porny/funny/serious business... just know that it might not stay that way.

All fandoms, all pairings welcome, anon posting welcome.

Play nice and keep your additions to 20-ish words.


ETA: TWO (or more) REPLIES WILL HAPPEN! a fic can easy go off on two tangents. OR you can re-post a reply on a thread that continued if it fits.

just to keep things clean here, this is a discussion post

Wanna write a fic together, like today, right here in this journal? any pairing is fine, any rating is fine (though I know this journal well enough to know that an NC-17 warning is usually a good idea right off the bat).

I'll start us off and everyone is welcome to contribute. I'd like to aim for 50-100 words per turn but that's just a guideline to keep things moving. Feel free to hop on for just one turn or keep coming back for more.

I'll keep adding the contributions to the post for easy reading. My stuff won't be beta'd, likely neither will yours - this is for FUN, it's okay that it's rough. Maybe we can convince someone to beta it someday. :D

ETA1: Feel free to comment with a quick 'NEXT' if you are in the middle of typing up your addition so that you've claimed a spot. I'll keep it held for you for 30 minutes. If you do not provide your addition within 30 minutes, I'll delete your 'NEXT' and anyone else is free to claim. *makes up rules as I go*

ETA2: I've invented something called Maggie!glue, which is supposed to be transitional sentences to make two bits work together a little more smoothly if they were written at the same time. They are written quickly and likely quite lame. My apologies!

ETA3: NC-17, Harry/Draco (some Harry/Scorpius - oops!) WARNINGS: possible infidelity, incest??? het??? INSANE PLOT TWISTS??? LOL - not sure yet

The set-up
The pounding base of the bar pressed in on him, filling his mind with the rhythmic beat. Harry squeezed through the crowd with his eyes on the bar at the far end. The sea of bodies parted reluctantly, shooting him bored, annoyed looks of non-recognition. He was grateful for that at least.

A lanky brunette freed her seat at the end of the bar and Harry moved to grab it. She turned to him, startled. She could be no more than sixteen but as she let her heavily lined eyes trace over him, her expression darkened into something predatory. He looked away, cheeks pink and feeling very old.

A quick glance at his watch told him he was still early. Good. He ordered a whiskey but didn’t dare take a sip.

( the rest of the fic... )

3300 words and counting...
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