P-thon and Recs
Jun. 14th, 2011 11:30 amHEY!! I feel like I haven't posted in ages. RL's been busy and fandom's been busy and there is not enough time in the day. But HEY!
summerpornathon has begun! I'm on TEAM LUST!!! which is epically appropriate because, if I'm going to hell, it's most likely for that above any other deadly sin. *gropes you all*
I'm really excited (read: petrified).
Now, on to recs:
[ART]
Jumped-up Pantry Boy by
ships_harry Merlin/Arthur [NWS]
[FIC]
Triad by
riventhorn [PG-13] (6k) Arthur/Gwaine/Merlin
Summary: A Mercian army marches on Camelot, but Arthur has forbidden Merlin from using his magic in the battle. Gwaine must try to comfort Merlin and find out exactly what Arthur thinks he is doing.
Playing Dirty by
cor_leonis_1961 [NC-17] (2k) Merlin/Gwaine (established), A/Gwa, A/M
Summary: Written for the kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Gwaine, Arthur/Merlin - The three of them are flatmates: Merlin and Gwaine make a bet on who would make Arthur come first, both giving him an handjob. Merlin cheats when [he] starts whispering veeery dirty things in Arthur's ears.
Till the Heavens Start the Rain by
rufflefeather [NC-17] (4k) Arthur/Gwaine/Merlin
Summary: On a hot summer's night, Gwaine finds Merlin trying to escape from the heat behind the stables. When Gwaine asks Merlin to go skinny dipping, he doesn't say no, because he has secretly been fantasizing about his Summer Camp horse riding instructor since he was 14. And then Arthur walks into the scene.
My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are) by
tourdefierce [NC-17] (1.6k) Bradley/Colin
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
The Pope, a Singing Nun and Arthur Walk Into a Library by
giselleslash [PG-13] (4k) Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin is a librarian, Arthur is in search of a book. Of course this entire transaction results in true love. There might also be a professor asleep in the Ancient Egypt section.
I'm really excited (read: petrified).
Now, on to recs:
[ART]
Jumped-up Pantry Boy by
So sexy! I love Merlin’s fingers in his mouth. Delish!
[FIC]
Triad by
Summary: A Mercian army marches on Camelot, but Arthur has forbidden Merlin from using his magic in the battle. Gwaine must try to comfort Merlin and find out exactly what Arthur thinks he is doing.
This is a lovely (non-porny) treesome fic. Very much the whole ‘courage’, ‘strength’, ‘magic’ theme and how all three are needed for Arthur to fulfill his destiny. I really enjoyed the dynamic between the three in the face of arguments and battles and hurt feelings.
Playing Dirty by
Summary: Written for the kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Gwaine, Arthur/Merlin - The three of them are flatmates: Merlin and Gwaine make a bet on who would make Arthur come first, both giving him an handjob. Merlin cheats when [he] starts whispering veeery dirty things in Arthur's ears.
This fic is adorable and fun. Arthur keeps walking in on M/Gwa going at it on the couch and it’s very annoying!!! Sensing his stress they make a bet (and Arthur agrees – what? Just go with it) so see who can make him come first. The result is hilarious and hot.
Till the Heavens Start the Rain by
Summary: On a hot summer's night, Gwaine finds Merlin trying to escape from the heat behind the stables. When Gwaine asks Merlin to go skinny dipping, he doesn't say no, because he has secretly been fantasizing about his Summer Camp horse riding instructor since he was 14. And then Arthur walks into the scene.
A fun summer-sex modern AU. I love the ‘first time, summer camp’ feel of this. Really delish.
My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are) by
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Hot like burning. I enjoy cock!slut Bradley, gives him what he needs!Colin which this has in spades. But the ending (a bit of turning that on its head) was mind blowing hot.
The Pope, a Singing Nun and Arthur Walk Into a Library by
Summary: Merlin is a librarian, Arthur is in search of a book. Of course this entire transaction results in true love. There might also be a professor asleep in the Ancient Egypt section.
Ridiculously hilarious and silly and wonderful. One of those huge ass smile making fics.
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:38 pm (UTC)eta: lolol i am so tired i am now only going to cheer with one arm. that shit was totally intentional.
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:45 pm (UTC)Still, hot. though.
oof, nov!!!! my entry's a mess. can I cry on your shoulder?
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:47 pm (UTC)you may do this but remember that i only have the one shoulder now and am rather unbalanced.
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:00 pm (UTC)But I'm also taking my own advice and just STOPPING. I'll look at it again on Thursday and miraculously find 400 words to delete... or something. /o\
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:03 pm (UTC)MY HIGHLIGHTER JUST RAN OUT
D: D: D: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIGHLIGHT IMPORTANT SECTIONS AMONG THE SEA OF TEXT NOW. SFKLJKSEH FFFFFF--
how much have you gotten so far? was the soccer-porn event a success or no?
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:06 pm (UTC)soccer-porn event was good! I was stealthy but fucking COLD!!! I was FREEEEEEEEZING out last night. NOT ON.
but yeah... it's just a jumbled mess of filthy porn snippets that add up to 900 words. LOL.
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:15 pm (UTC)but did you win? and by you i mean your wee offspring. do you not remember when i told you that winning is everything!
omgomg i totally forgot about the filth. SHIT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE FILTH. /o nnnn-ooooooo--but hey instead of cutting stuff out, you could just pick the filthiest 500 words and then post the whole thing on your lj once results are out? i hear a lot of people who have trouble w/ the word limit do that.
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:20 pm (UTC)I'm gonna go look for the 500 filthiest words and see what I get.
... oh wait, don't people say good pwp is all about the ~emotions~
lies, lies, filthy lies.
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:27 pm (UTC)no, they're trying to trick you so while you write in tons of verbal foreplay and tender touches they can get ahead with the whole THEN ARTHUR SHOVED HIS FAT COCK INTO MERLIN'S TWITCHING VIRGIN HOLE and win the pornathon because that is what people want to read, maggie. that is what people want to read. :l
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:31 pm (UTC)WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING OVER MY SHOULDER!!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ANON!!!!!
(popsicle was lime)
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:35 pm (UTC)(aw fuck, i love lime. offspring gets all the good shit)
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:43 pm (UTC)*points to icon*
*runs pridefully away*
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 04:02 pm (UTC)lies. never stop.
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:07 pm (UTC)jsyk.
also your plot is hot too. just sayin'
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:11 pm (UTC)♥
My plot is not hot. Now you really are a liar. However, I am trying to get better!
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:34 pm (UTC)LOLOLOL now I need Tourdefierce/Hotlesbian!hooker fic.
ur plot is hooooooooooot
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:38 pm (UTC)IF ONLY LADIES DIDN'T NEED COAXING. DRINKS ARE EXPENSIVE.
plot is hard. not hot. but you make it better
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:41 pm (UTC)WHY IS THERE NO FIC OF THIS???? There should be an entire FEST dedicated to that pairing.
I just poke it because I like the way it squirms all sexy-like
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 06:40 pm (UTC)oooooo....ahem....me too......pentupnessoverflowing.....
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:08 pm (UTC)I enjoy cock!slut Bradley, gives him what he needs!Merlin which this has in spades.
Just made me lol
also, GO TEAM LUST!
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:36 pm (UTC)totally, exactly what I meant to type.
:P
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!!!!
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:53 pm (UTC)Also, just because:
a prompt for Maggie/Tourdefierce - popsicles
and, go! *g*
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Date: 2011-06-17 12:03 am (UTC)ahahaha!!!! That is... so naughty. :)
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Date: 2011-06-14 09:43 pm (UTC)♥
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