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Oct. 8th, 2010 09:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marguerite_26AHAHAH!!!
This morning I had my coffee and checked my flist.
Took the kids to the bus stop.
Made a tea and posted today's HD Travel Fair fics.
Logged out of mod journal.
Refreshed the flist and BAM!!! In the period of ... oh, maybe 20 minutes? there are a dozen or more new posts. All with the subject line with variation of: DID COLIN JUST ASK BRADLEY TO BLINDFOLD HIMSELF??? WHAT KIND OF FRUIT ARE THEY??? BRADLEY'S A DOUGHNUT?? WHAT? WHAT? HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh, Merlin fandom. Why so cute? If you don't know what I'm talking about Quest 5 is up in all it's ridiculousness.
Happy Friday!!! Thanksgiving weekend (here) and the weather is glorious. Any fun plans?
This morning I had my coffee and checked my flist.
Took the kids to the bus stop.
Made a tea and posted today's HD Travel Fair fics.
Logged out of mod journal.
Refreshed the flist and BAM!!! In the period of ... oh, maybe 20 minutes? there are a dozen or more new posts. All with the subject line with variation of: DID COLIN JUST ASK BRADLEY TO BLINDFOLD HIMSELF??? WHAT KIND OF FRUIT ARE THEY??? BRADLEY'S A DOUGHNUT?? WHAT? WHAT? HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh, Merlin fandom. Why so cute? If you don't know what I'm talking about Quest 5 is up in all it's ridiculousness.
Happy Friday!!! Thanksgiving weekend (here) and the weather is glorious. Any fun plans?
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 01:25 pm (UTC)Has anyone added all the quest links to your post yet?
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:30 pm (UTC)And NO, I do not think so. I'm going to collect everything into a pretty post later, but rn stuff is still coming in.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:22 pm (UTC)And omg I want blindfold fic so badly now *nods*
HAPPY THANKSGIVING to you
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:27 pm (UTC)It's like - let's shove a camera in their faces and make them do ANYTHING and they will make people smile. Whether it's catching a huge ass spider or asking them what kind of fruit they are.
I wanna watch them forever.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:55 pm (UTC)HEY I hope you got that whole messy muse-blocking situation done yesterday? End up okay I hope?
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:58 pm (UTC)BUT! I've done all I can now so I'm not thinking about it.
Want more snippets, bb????
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:00 pm (UTC)Well hey, if you want to continue I AM NOT GOING TO STOP YOU. mmmm Gawain. er... gwaine. WHATEVER. And DP. You know what? screw coy. PLEASE CONTINUE.
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:08 pm (UTC)rough snippet part 9
Date: 2010-10-08 03:11 pm (UTC)Arthur knew what was coming next. He’d agreed to it, of course. He and Merlin had talked it through and yes, they were okay with Gwaine’s request. It could even be a special memory, they’d said. Except now Arthur was pinned beneath Merlin’s weight and Gwaine was readying his cock to slide into Merlin. And Arthur could do nothing but watch. The room was suddenly too hot. He should have opened a window. Merlin was breathing, hot and wet at his neck. The room felt like it was closing in on him.
Then suddenly the weight was gone. Merlin was sitting up, letting Gwaine hand’s direct him until he’d manoeuvred himself to be straddling Arthur’s hips. Arthur didn't understand. “What are-“
“My reward, my rules,” was all Gwaine said before he positioned Merlin to kneeling with Merlin’s elbows leaning on the headboard above Arthur.
Merlin gasped. The mattress began to shift beneath Arthur with Gwaine’s slow, measured thrusts. Arthur focused on Merlin, watching the blush of his neck spread lower with each push in.
“Merlin, you feel amazing.” Gwaine stilled, letting his head fall to Merlin’s shoulder as he caught his breath. “I knew you would. God, I could tell the moment I saw you.”
“Shut up.” Merlin’s laugh was more of a broken gasp. “You’re as bad as Arthur.”
“Like Arthur? We can’t have that.”Gwaine moaned into his first thrusts as the bed began to rock. “There’s only one Arthur. Golden boy of Camelot. Loved by all.”
“Gwaine.” Merlin admonished and the room fell silent but for the thud of the headboard and the slap of flesh. Merlin’s cock bounced against Arthur’s stomach with each thrust.
It didn’t last long, though. It was almost a relief when Gwaine began again. “God, Merlin. What you do to me.” He caught Arthur’s eye. “He’s amazing, isn’t he, Arthur?”
Arthur’s cheeks burned, biting his tongue to remain silent. If he spoke now his voice would be thick with bitterness, revealing more than he wanted to.
“Does he make these sounds for you?” Gwaine went on, laughter in each teasing question. “Do you get to hear this every night, you lucky prat?”
“You like the sound of your own voice quite a lot.”
Above him, Merlin snickered.
“Yes. Yes, I do.” The bed shook as Gwaine slammed in hard. “It’s been my faithful companion for as long as I can remember. We don’t all have such pretty bedwarmers to amuse us on cold winter nights.”
“Why do I imagine that you have no shortage of bedwarmers?” Merlin asked over his shoulder.
It was Arthur’s turn to snicker. He reached up and trailed a finger along Merlin’s cheekbone then down his lips. Merlin opened to suck Arthur’s index finger until his tongue flicked Arthur’s ring. And Arthur’s cock twitched, begging for attention. He almost felt sorry of Gwaine. One day he’d be gone and Merlin would still be here with Arthur.
Re: rough snippet part 9
Date: 2010-10-08 08:39 pm (UTC)*waits
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Date: 2010-10-08 08:41 pm (UTC)“Time to change things up, I think,” Gwaine said suddenly and the thrusting stopped. “Let’s see if you can take a bit more.”
Merlin’s eyes widened, mouth gapping. Arthur frowned, not understanding.
“Aren’t you delicious?” “That’s my cock plus two fingers.” The bed shook as Gwaine rocked foward.
Merlin whimpered. “It’s good.” He bit his lip, nostrils flaring.
Gwaine barked a laugh. “You haven’t seen anything yet.” Arthur heard Gwaine pull out and then Merlin hissed. “You’ll like this. Brace yourself. You’ll love it.”
Gwaine grabbed Merlin’s hips until his arsed hovered above Arthur’s cock. It took everything not to thrust up and feel the slick, swollen hole around the tip of his cock. But this was Gwaine’s game and Arthur had agreed.
A large hand wrapped around Arthur’s cock and he almost cried out in relief. He felt the orgasm rising. He was already so close to the edge. It wouldn’t take much. But Gwaine’s fingers tightened around the base and Arthur didn’t know whether to be grateful or order the bastard to the dungeons.
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Date: 2010-10-08 08:47 pm (UTC)Never, ever leaving this post, Maggie <3
Re: rough snippet part 11
Date: 2010-10-08 08:56 pm (UTC)Arthur felt Gwaine’s cock line up beside his own and cool salve being spread over both. Arthur’s eyes widened at the implication. Gwaine coulnd’t be thinking... it wasn’t even possible ... was it? But before he could voice a word of his thoughts, Merlin arse was there, warm and slick rubbing against the tip of his and Gwaine’s cocks. Arthur writhed in frustration, needing hard and now.
“Slow.” Gwaine whispered to Merlin.
“Oh God.” Merlin lowered himself, Gwaine steadying him with one hand and holding his and Arthur’s cock steady with the other.
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Date: 2010-10-08 08:57 pm (UTC)Re: rough snippet part 11
Date: 2010-10-08 08:59 pm (UTC)I'll post the whole thing on Tuesday. :P
I just need to fiddle with the emotion of it all... it's kinda blah and insert X into Y.
Or I'd let you have the whole thing right now. ;)
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Date: 2010-10-08 09:00 pm (UTC)Re: rough snippet part 11
Date: 2010-10-08 09:02 pm (UTC)Re: rough snippet part 12
Date: 2010-10-08 10:19 pm (UTC)And Oh God, they were in. Both of them. How could Merlin even? Merlin’s knuckles were white from this clench of the headboard. He hadn’t said anything, only managed a few sounds half-pained, half bliss.
“Are you all right?” Arthur asked.
Sweat dripped down Merlin’s forehead, pebbled at above his lip. Arthur wanted to kiss him, lick it off but he couldn’t reach. Merlin ducked his head to could Arthur’s eye. His face was so intense, eye half-lidded. “Yeah. It’s-“ Merlin let out a deep shuttering breath that Arthur felt as much as saw. “It’s good.”
“When you’re ready.” There was a barely restrained edge to Gwaine’s voice and it was reassuring that Arthur wasn’t the only that was going to lose his mind if they didn’t start moving soon.
Aware of every pulse, every muscle spasm, Arthur knew exactly when Merlin had begun to relax. It was like Merlin’s soul was ripped open for him to see, to feel. Then finally, after another half dozen exhales – Arthur had counted – Merlin nodded.
“Okay. Move. Now.”
Gwaine clamped his hands on Merlin’s hips and Arthur followed suit, partly over lapping. “Slow,” he said to Arthur, like a warning. Arthur nodded.
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Date: 2010-10-08 11:00 pm (UTC)Re: rough snippet part 12
Date: 2010-10-09 01:01 am (UTC)Here have another cookie:
They pulled out in unison, eyes on each other as they thrust back in, slow, sure and in perfect unison. Arthur was taken back to the bar fight, to the smooth easy way Gwaine joined into the Arthur and Merlin’s fight, standing beside them shoulder to shoulder like he belonged, instinctive. They were beautifully in synch as they sped up, keeping eye contact and listening intently to every sound Merlin made. Their pace quicken and they grew more daring with each moan they earned.
Arthur felt the thrill of challenge. He snapped his hips, wanting to give Merlin everything, wanting to make Gwaine lose the tight grip on his control.
"Close," Merlin choked. His hand tried to reach his cock but with the next trust he scrabbled back to the headboard.
"Let me." Arthur’s hand found Merlin’s cock, loving the familiar feel of its weight and began to pull him off.
"I need –" Gwaine stammered then began to thrust, fierce and wild, sliding out of rhythm and rubbing deliciously against Arthur’s cock.
"Oh God." Merlin cried out. "Faster, Arthur. Please."
Arthur tightened his grip, pumping Merlin's cock and snapping his hips until his thighs and lower back burned.
Gwaine lost it first, slamming up into Merlin and shuddering. Arthur could feel the pulse of the dick trapped beside his, the wet, warmth filling Merlin and surrounding Arthur’s cock. Carefully, Gwaine slipped out, leaving Merlin’s hole stretched and sloppy-wet around Arthur’s cock.
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Date: 2010-10-09 01:13 am (UTC)Re: rough snippet part 9
Date: 2010-10-09 03:36 am (UTC)http://marguerite-26.livejournal.com/442702.html
Thanks for all your encouragement! I really wasn't planning on finishing it. :)
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 01:40 pm (UTC)ahahhaha-forever.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 01:51 pm (UTC):)
:-/
o.O
O.O
:|
:D
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 02:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 01:56 pm (UTC)It's like.... IDEK... but it's so so so lame that if they didn't crack-up over the ridiculousness it would be so painful to watch. But Oh, GOD!!! The writers of these things either just luck out by having boys that make ANYTHING funny or they honestly set them up perfectly knowing that B/C are actually 12.
Ahahah!
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:59 pm (UTC)And yeah, really not the most well-written challenges ever. I like the ones where the boys answer questions about themselves but even then they are really cagey about sharing. So instead they laugh about vegetables and fruits and...doughnuts. And yeah, as soon as he said that my mind went directly to "hole."
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:05 pm (UTC)I assume they'll pop these on the DVDs as extras? I don't know. They are ridiculously cheaply made and likely only an afternoon of the boys time + all that money they spent on props. o.O
Still, in term of bang-for-your-buck these are worth a bazillion manip!fail promo pics!
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:26 pm (UTC)Beautiful weather indeed! I'm thinking of a short trip out of town *beams* :)
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Date: 2010-10-08 05:31 pm (UTC)They have great senses of humour. Sense of humours of 12 yr old boys, but still absolutely FUN. :D
Oh! Tom! hee!
Enjoy your trip!!!
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Date: 2010-10-08 05:38 pm (UTC)Hey, 12 year old sense of humour is fun... as long as it's not on a 12 year old :DDDDD. It's nice to see them getting along so well.
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 03:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 05:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 04:09 pm (UTC)O M G!
those boys. Slash. Yes! Please!
*Off to find out more about Merlin and download it and watch it, so I can start to appreciate the fandom.*
it will be my first step out of HP - you have corrupted me :D
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Date: 2010-10-08 04:18 pm (UTC)Let me corrupt you! PLEASE!!!
Oh, God. THESE BOYS!!!
ok-- I'll try not to overwhelm you. *tries not to capslock you to death*
First - it's a TV series. Airing on BBC. It's in it's third season.
The two boys above play Merlin and Arthur.
AND IT IS SO SLASHY IT'S INSANE!!!
I'll send you a pm with some spots to pick up download's? yeah? If you see the first ep and don't fall in love... JJGDFJGDFJGDF!!!
It's not always... the most clever shot on the block. :/ but gah! These boys more than make up for the silliness. :D
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Date: 2010-10-08 04:22 pm (UTC)thanks :)
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Date: 2010-10-08 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-08 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-09 05:50 am (UTC)AND THERE'S BLINDFOLDS!
AND THEY ARE FRUITS!
AND OMG LOL.
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Date: 2010-10-09 02:03 pm (UTC)