The Grandfather of all slash: Kirk/Spock makes the news

[marguerite_26]

Newsweek attempts to answer the age old questions:

What the hell is Slash? and Where the hell did it come from?

I'm rather impressed at the accuracy of the article.

Where No Man Has Gone Before

*snort*

quote:
Some stories—including many tales centering around "pon farr," the overpowering Vulcan mating impulse introduced in the episode "Amok Time"—are almost unbelievably explicit, but most are primarily about the creation and maintenance of a romantic relationship.

I have this wicked desire to see what exactly makes something "unbelievably explicit". *g*

Thanks to romaine24 for the link!!! *twirls you*

Comments

[potteresque_ire]

Hee! I know :) ... oh, if Mudhoney gets into the media ... I'm sure there will be some hardcore Christians going after JKR with pitchforks and say that she has bewitched us and we are all spiraling to hell ... and then ask to ban the books, ban internet and all TV stations (well, except Fox news)

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

wait. JKR didn't bewitch us??

[potteresque_ire]

I thought she might have wiggled her nose at us too, but then ... seeing the amount of plastic surgery she seems to have gone through, I'm not sure whether her nose can move at all :)

(Why, oh why didn't they ask her to play Narcissa?)

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty certain she's lost her ability to blink too. which in turn, of course, makes her the perfect narcissa. i truly believe that narcissa malfoy is just a mary sue in disguise. ;)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

narcissa malfoy is just a mary sue in disguise.
lmao!

Well, if I'd written HP and wanted to place myself in the books, I would totally marry myself off to Lucius.

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

amen. or pansy. i mean, we have to assume that canon-wise, she (at some point) got a piece of draco. ;)

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

hee! But I can't believe JKR would give herself a pug-like nose.

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

that's the disguise! ;)

[symetric.livejournal.com]

i truly believe that narcissa malfoy is just a mary sue in disguise.
Nooo! Really? If you're serious, may I ask why? :D

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

hmm...well, i've never actually thought about it, but now that i am, i guess i just see some similarities, but on different levels. she's said that hermione is based off of her, but that's referring to herself as a child. as adults, narcissa risked everything for draco; for that one chance that he would survive and have a better life. JK kind of did the same thing with her idea of Harry Potter. she took a chance at hopefully being able to offer her daughter a better life. it paid off for both women.

[symetric.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I don't know. To me, I doesn't sound like Mary-sueness, more like when an author writes something, anything, their beliefs and hopes and dreams sometimes leak into the piece their writing at that time. Maybe she's put a bit of herself in every female she's written, bits of her personality split up here and there to make them seem more human and real and this one just happened to be in Narcissa. But thanks for the clarification!

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

it was just my thoughts.

[potteresque_ire]

Not sure whether Narcissa is specifically a Sue ... but in the books, all the mothers are cool and great whereas the fathers are all pretty useless to their children, even if they're nice ....

James Potter Sr... DOA
Lucius Malfoy ... need any explanation? :)
Tobias Snape ... domestic violence
Mr Riddle Se ... playboy, heartbreaker, and calcium supplment to Voldie's rebirth.
Arthur Weasley ... nice, but bitten by snakes, can't fix cars and can't quite feed family.
Remus Lupin ... the runaway dad
Harry Potter ... the names, the NAMES!
Ron Weasley ... encourage discrimination of the Malfoy kind

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

James Potter Sr... DOA

bwahahahahahaha!

Oh, he sucked as a father. DOA!

I love your cruel streak, pie.

but, yeah.. some seriously shitty fathers. Oh, there's Marvolo Gaunt too. Nasty bit o' work there.

[potteresque_ire]

*Nods* And Mr Longbottom ... *circles fingers around temple and whistles* :)

(Hee hee, sorry for dropping comments all over the place on your posT! ♥)

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

what are you apologizing for? this thread is made of so much win. go me! :P

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

*has massive coughing fit on my tea*

You are so going to hell for that one.

(you are highly entertaining! and I am havaing too much fun. My kids do not need to eat dinner tonight, do they?)

[potteresque_ire]

I also propose changing Where No Man Has Gone Before to Where No Man Has Come Before

I think Hell already gave me a passport ... the red devils and golden fires are quite Gryffindor, if you think about it.

As for feeding your kids .. you're a mom, right? Whatever you do is COOL! GREAT!!! THE GREATEST WEAPON CALLED LOVE!!!!!!!

[symetric.livejournal.com]

Basically she's trying to put out the message that women rule. Which we do... but no need to rub it in! Those poor daddies. *pets them*

[empress-jae.livejournal.com]

Lucius Malfoy ... need any explanation? :)

you mean promoting bigotry and inbreeding to ensure a so-called pure blood line is NOT the proper way to raise a child? I'M SHOCKED.

[potteresque_ire]

Hey, that's the tradition of most pre 20th century monarchies around the world!! :) ... that's, er, royal treatment.