let's write fics together: a meme thingy

It's Friday! and I'm looking for something dumb to do. Again!

I need to clean my house, and cleaning my house is always more fun when I do something silly on lj at the same time.

SO... faithwood said I should do this and good things usually happen when I listen to her.

How this will work:
- start a new fic by posting a comment here (please use subject lines).
- reply to a fic that has been started and add the next bit.
- all comments must be no more than 20 words. They can be much less.

You are allowed to:
- kill characters
- return characters from the dead (just to annoy the person that killed them off)
- make it porny/funny/serious business... just know that it might not stay that way.

All fandoms, all pairings welcome, anon posting welcome.

Play nice and keep your additions to 20-ish words.


ETA: TWO (or more) REPLIES WILL HAPPEN! a fic can easy go off on two tangents. OR you can re-post a reply on a thread that continued if it fits.

just to keep things clean here, this is a discussion post

nothing to see here...

if anyone feels the need for such a post, this is for any comments/discussion on the let's write fics together: a meme thingy.

which, btw, is now preventing me from cleaning. /o\

why did I think this was a good idea?

I'm having an issue with your anus.

so....

Littlest is big time into the solar system and his favourite planet is Uranus.

He learned to pronounce it from a Wall-E video game which pronounces it: you're a nuss.

Which is fine by me because I am 12 and still laugh at 'They found a new ring around Uranus' jokes.

Anyway... his teacher is insisting that the pronunciation is Your anus. Which has resulted in a few arguments in his Kindergarten class because to him: how can Wall-E be wrong???

I've tried google and so far everything says both are acceptable.

I'm wondering if it's a Canadian/American difference or if just people wanting to avoid the titters at this poor planet that gets more laughs than Pluto.

You guys want to share your thoughts on your anus?
see? 12.