MERLIN AND HP DO NEED MORE TENTACLE PORN! Also, tentacle is really hard to spell after a pint of gin and tonic.
That forest in Merlin has weird giant scorpion things, surely there's a tentacles beastie lurking about somewhere? In the Lake? And Arthur could make Merlin go in there after something or other (we can work the details out later, bb). He'd see Merlin flailing about in the water and be all 'MERLIN! What are you doing? Find the thing and get back here!' and Merlin would be all 'Oh. OH. Um. I can't find the thing but I think there's something alive in here.' 'Oh, for god's sake' *clank of armour hitting the ground* 'Arthur I don't think you should come in here!' *sploshing as Arthur wades in* 'Well, clearly, if I want this done I'm going to have to do it myself...what...OH...' 'I tried to warn you!' 'Shut up, Merlin...nnnngh...'
AND THEN TENTACLE!SEX HAPPENS.
Remember when I used to be able to quite actual comment fic? Apparently I cannot do that any more. WOE.
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Date: 2011-05-04 03:53 pm (UTC)That forest in Merlin has weird giant scorpion things, surely there's a tentacles beastie lurking about somewhere? In the Lake? And Arthur could make Merlin go in there after something or other (we can work the details out later, bb). He'd see Merlin flailing about in the water and be all 'MERLIN! What are you doing? Find the thing and get back here!' and Merlin would be all 'Oh. OH. Um. I can't find the thing but I think there's something alive in here.' 'Oh, for god's sake' *clank of armour hitting the ground* 'Arthur I don't think you should come in here!' *sploshing as Arthur wades in* 'Well, clearly, if I want this done I'm going to have to do it myself...what...OH...' 'I tried to warn you!' 'Shut up, Merlin...nnnngh...'
AND THEN TENTACLE!SEX HAPPENS.
Remember when I used to be able to quite actual comment fic? Apparently I cannot do that any more. WOE.