The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List!

[marguerite_26]

So, chantefable said please do this! To which my answer is almost always OKAY!!!

My psychic powers inbox tells me that many of you are writing or wishing you were writing or crying because you just can’t write or drinking heavily because hd_fan_fair is DUE IN 4 DAYS.
So I’m doing this to help you procrastinate with those nasty plotholes!
Introducing...
The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List!

A Pensieve Makes Them Do It
A Horcrux Makes Them Do It
The Room of Requirement Makes Them Do It
The Giant Squid Makes Them Do It
Circumstances Which Unexpectedly Turn Draco Into A Veela Make Them Do It
Circumstances Which Unexpectedly Turn Harry Into A Werewolf Make Them Do It

Deep and relevant conversation with Mrs. Weasley Makes Them Do It
Harry seeing Draco’s sectumsempra scars Makes Them Do It
Getting stuck in a closet together Makes Them Do It
Potions Accident Makes Them Do It
Wandlore Makes Them Do It
The Ministry Makes Them Do It!
Voldemort Makes Them Do It!
Rita Skeeter Makes Them Do It!
Ginny Makes Them Do It!
Alcohol makes them do it
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it
Investigating the other one for a mysterious crime makes them do it
Hidden identity makes them do it unknowingly
Dick!curiosity makes them do it (a nod to BDCQ) :)
Protecting Malfoy from vigilante justice makes them do it
Holding the other one hostage makes them do it
next gen kids and their errant ways/sexuality crises makes them do it
Pretending to get along for the sake of appearances makes them do it
One is injured/hurting and only the other one can magically help with the pain even though they hate each other's guts makes them do it
They will lose their jobs unless they figure out a way to work together makes them do it
An unexpected and hitherto thought impossible male pregnacy Makes Them Do It!
An unexpected and everybody knew this was possible but them male pregnancy Makes Them Do It!
Dumbledore Makes Them Do It!
Being locked together in detention by McGonagalla Makes Them Do It!
A tattered old Potions book with barely readable spells scribbled onto its margins Makes Them Do It!
fighting at hogwarts makes them do it
Harry-has-a-thing-for-blond-hair-and-someone-who-talks-down-to-him makes them do it
Scorpius' Sudden Sexuality Crisis Makes Them Do It
Sex Pollen In The Pumpkin Juice Makes Them Do It
A Prophecy Makes Them Do It
Century old bonding spell cast deep into the doorjamb of Malfoy Manor Makes Them Do It!

okay... I'm totally not c&ping them all... BUT AWESOME ONES BELOW!!! Do check out the brilliant (insane) comments for the rest.



Based on bookshop’s list of things for Inception fandom to write next


Please help our devoted writers with their troubles and fill in the list!

eta: OMG. I luffs my flist so much! ♥♥♥
eta2: Dear Inbox, sorry about that. *headdesk*