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why do chicken drumsticks take so long to thaw? I mean seriously...
My house in about 30 minutes:
Hi, honey. Welcome home. Here's some salmonella. Sorry about that, you see I was busy getting ready for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hp_kinkfest and forgot to get the drumsticks out of the freezer. but it'll be safe to eat eventually, here's some filthy porn while you wait.
um.
right.
so YAY!hp_kinkfest starts tomorrow! *flails* If you are participating, please read this.
ALSO: It's![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
faithwood's b-day. And well... I have a gift for her but it needs the typos removed. so...
In the meantime, go read Suck [Harry/Draco; nc-17; 1.4k] which is a ridiculously hot product of Faith's fevered mind.
My house in about 30 minutes:
Hi, honey. Welcome home. Here's some salmonella. Sorry about that, you see I was busy getting ready for
hp_kinkfest and forgot to get the drumsticks out of the freezer. but it'll be safe to eat eventually, here's some filthy porn while you wait. um.
right.
so YAY!
hp_kinkfest starts tomorrow! *flails* If you are participating, please read this.ALSO: It's
faithwood's b-day. And well... I have a gift for her but it needs the typos removed. so...In the meantime, go read Suck [Harry/Draco; nc-17; 1.4k] which is a ridiculously hot product of Faith's fevered mind.