Make them do it - Comment fest!

[marguerite_26]

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3


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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by wind_hime99



[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by dornfelder


[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood



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Comments

Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

This should be a cliché. Also, dammit, woman, I should be working! Your Merlin banners and the thought of H/D porn are messing with my brain!

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"Filthy muggle," Draco spat, glaring at the screen and the kingly figure of Uther Pendragon.

Harry patted Draco's knee soothingly. "I'm sure Arthur won't let Uther burn Merlin at the stake."

"Arthur is another filthy muggle," Draco said with conviction. He scowled at Arthur's close-up and his pouty expression. "Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth. Why don't these wizards just . . ." Draco made strangling motions with his hands. Harry shot him a look and Draco hastily added, "Not that I condone such behaviour, of cour — Urgh!" Draco gasped, distracted, as Prince Arthur swallowed with difficulty, staring at his imprisoned servant. "'There's nothing I can do, Merlin.'" Draco imitated Arthur's distressed tone. "Honestly! What an arse!"

"I like Arthur," Harry said and squinted at the screen. "He's very . . . manly." He bit his bottom lip before he added, "For a blond."

Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw Draco glaring daggers at him. Unperturbed, Harry continued, "Look at those arms." Harry all but purred as the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt. "He must work out a lot." Harry ignored the strangled sound Draco made and cried, "Oh, look! It's Morgana! You like her, don't you? She's a proper Slytherin. I suspect watching her smirk is a bit like looking in a mirror. She shares your fashion sense, too . . . What are you doing?" Harry blinked as Draco stood up.

Draco pulled off his robe. "Showing you my manliness," he growled and, in a flash, pulled out his wand.

In the next second, Harry found himself lying on the sofa, his wrists bound above his head and his clothes Vanished.

Draco took off his pants, his cheeks flushed and his eyes on fire.

Harry stretched languidly and then spread his legs, grinning. "I told you that if you watch this show with me, there'll be porn."

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

OH I LOVE YOU, FAITH. LIKE REALLY A LOT.

<3 <3 <3

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[marguerite-26.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ILUSM I CAN'T EVEN... yeah. you are utter brilliance.


"Look at him. He's been Confounded. At birth.
AHAHAHAH!!!

You didn't need to be working as much as you needed to write this fic because THE WORLD NEEDED THIS FIC!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[kubrick-potter.livejournal.com]

*Drool*

the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt

Best. Part. Ever.

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[sabriel75.livejournal.com]

LOL... quite liked the confounded quote. That actually probably explains a lot. :D

There will be porn if you watch Merlin!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[bleedforyou1.livejournal.com]

OHMYGODTHATWASLIKESOFREAKINGAMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[geneva2010.livejournal.com]

I liked Harry playing Draco for all he was worth here. Good one!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[n-isfor-neville.livejournal.com]

My two favorite OTP's combined! It can't get any better than this!

Reading this definitely put a smile on my face. :)

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[agustin1982.livejournal.com]

Love it^^

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[suzyblack.livejournal.com]

Eheheheheh Smart Harry *grins*

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[wincest-drarry.livejournal.com]

OH~~so cute!! I love this!!! * 3 *////

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[hermette.livejournal.com]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

You are my hero! I've been trying to convince Maggie to write something like that for ages. And then you go and write it! Go Faith! Yayness ensues! *\o/* This is a cliche now, it's official. ;)

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! Harry wins! Last line made me snort sooooo loud! Thank god I have a strict "do not drink while reading Faith fic" rule!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[winterstorrm.livejournal.com]

This made me smile. So. Much.

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[dragongirl-g.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. I'm dying laughing right now - thank you so much for this!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[bohemiabythesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. NGH!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[brinimc.livejournal.com]

Is there no end to your awesomeness???????????

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[jennybliss.livejournal.com]

OMG!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love your brain. LOVE IT.

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[often-astray.livejournal.com]

*Dies happy and laughing my ass off!*

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

I approve of this! Very, very much so! :D

Harry all but purred as the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt.
*lol*

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[potteresque_ire]

*iz very amused*
Yeah, show him you manliness, Draco!! :D

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[aerisaturner]

AHAHAHAHA OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME, FAITH! *DRAWS A HEART AROUND THE ENTIRE THING*

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Yes you *go* Harry *high fives*