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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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"Well, let's just say she left extremely... satisfied," Arthur concluded, giving Merlin what he clearly considered to be a roguish wink.

"Yes, yes, I'm sure," Merlin replied absently, occupied with collecting Arthur's clothes, clearly flung across the room in the heat of passion the night before. He'd listened to Arthur declaiming on the subject of good he was in bed far too many times for this conversation to be even remotely engaging.

"I mean, I'm not one to really talk about such things," Arthur continued, causing Merlin to roll his eyes, "but I was certainly on my game last night."

"Mmm," Merlin agreed noncommittally. He finished gathering up Arthur's clothes, stilling for a minute, trying to decide whether he could be bothered to actually clean them properly or just use magic once Arthur had left. Magic, he decided, was the way to go. He was vaguely aware of Arthur still talking in the background, but he paid him no attention until -

"Merlin."

He looked up, surprised to find Arthur standing less than three feet away, a familiar irritated look marring his admittedly handsome face. Not that Merlin thought of him as handsome. Well, except when he did.

"Arthur?" he replied cautiously, trying to work out what he'd done wrong this time.

"Tell me, Merlin, do you doubt my... skills in certain areas? Because I assure you, all of my partners have been very... vocal in their pleasure."

Merlin considered this for a moment. He spotted the flaw in Arthur's logic and hastened to point it out to him. Merlin considered it one of his duties to argue with Arthur and tell him he was wrong as much as possible. It was all in Arthur's best interests.

"Well, yes, but you're the prince are you?"

"Oh well spotted Merlin," Arthur returned acidly. "What of if?"

"Well they're hardly going to want to appear unsatisfied are they? Might not be good for their prospects," Merlin explained. He knew the moment the words came out that they were a mistake. Arthur looked livid.

"Are you saying that they, they - that they're pretending?" he spluttered, his face crimson with rage or embarrassment.

Merlin knew he shouldn't provoke Arthur even more. But it was such fun.

He shrugged.

"What?" Arthur practically yelled.

"Maybe," Merlin began, preparing to deliver the death blow. He considered that he should probably feel bad for getting so much enjoyment out of riling Arthur up. "Maybe you're not as amazing in bed as you think you are."

Arthur stared at him for a moment, mouth hanging slack. Merlin congratulated himself on having struck Arthur dumb with rage. It wasn't an easy feat to accomplish.

Then, before Merlin could quite process what was going on, Arthur was pressing him against the wall and attacking his mouth, his hands under Merlin's shirt, stroking the skin of his back before dipping below his waistband. He seemed to be muttering something about showing you just how good I am. Merlin considered this unexpected turn of events for a moment, before shrugging mentally and kissing Arthur back. Merlin was nothing if not adaptable.

***

Some time later, Merlin and Arthur lay panting on Arthur's bed, arms brushing against each other, trying to regain their breath. Merlin was feeling boneless and content, the day having taken a much better turn than he'd ever anticipated.

Soon, Arthur rolled onto his side, propping his head up on his hand and tracing lazy patterns on Merlin's stomach.

"Well then," he grinned. "Satisfied?"

Merlin thought for a moment.

"It was okay."

Arthur stared at him.

"Okay?" he growled.

Merlin smiled.

"Looks like you'll just have to try again," he said, making his eyes wide and innocent.

Arthur eyed him for a long moment, his blue eyes a mixture of confusion, suspicion and possibly just the tiniest hint of affection.

"Looks like it," he agreed finally, and he leaned down to catch Merlin's lips in another kiss.

ahaha!!! Fantastic! Merlin absolutely knows how to work Arthur. ;)

He certainly does :)

HAHAHAHAHA. Merlin knows JUST what he's doing. I love it!

Glad you liked it :D

Nhihihi! Go, Merlin! :D

Haha, Merlin knows exactly how to get what he wants out of Arthur!

Eee!! I love this! <3 <3 <3

Thank you! I had a lot of fun writing this one! ♥

Oh, I loved that so much! :D Just hilarious!

Aw, thank you!

*snickers* Yes, Arthur, try again!

... and again, and again, and again (I'm pretty sure Merlin made him keep trying til it was perfect).

:D

Loved how he got Arthur all riled up! Hee!

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

AHAHAHA ADAPTABLE!! I Love that! Good job!

Haha, thanks, Merlin would have to be very adaptable, in his job :D

*ded of lol* Love it!

I will never stop laughing. Merlin is SO the one wearing the pants in this relationship. \o/

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