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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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Me and

dysonrules apparently share our inspirational source. :)

Pink unicorns made them do it.

Face smashed into the moss-grown wall, Harry turned sideways for air, mostly, and to get a look at Malfoy who was thrusting into him at a relentless pace. Sweat was dripping from the strands of hair that had fallen into Malfoy's face. He was flushed pink, panting raggedly into Harry's ear. Malfoy shifted and managed to hit Harry's prostrate again. A groan, too loud and embarrassingly needy, was ripped from Harry's throat as stars burst before his eyes. Not much longer now, and he'd spill, untouched, all over the bricks.

"Who'd ever thought you're such ... such a good fuck," Malfoy rasped as he slammed into Harry with a force that Harry was sure neither of them had expected just half an hour ago.

A drink, Malfoy had said, just to talk. Talk not fight, he'd meant. Sex had been furthest from Harry's mind when he'd stepped into the Leaky, a couple of minutes late. Malfoy, of course, was already there, punctual to the dot, dressed impeccably in his grey solicitor's robes. Harry rarely got a glimpse of Malfoy outside of the courtroom, but he just knew Malfoy would never have donned those laced-up, billowing robes if he'd set out to seduce Harry and fuck him against a wall.

Apparently it didn't even take Ogden's for them to come together like this. A bit of Malfoy's snark, one silly Auror and one lawyer joke, and Harry loosening the top buttons of his shirt was enough. One moment, Malfoy was all business, offering to get them drinks, the next his eyes went dark and he pointed with his pointy chin towards the door in the back. The darkness in the hallway helped because that's when Malfoy pulled Harry towards him and claimed his mouth like a starving man. And surely they'd have come right there in their pants if Harry didn't have a thing for touching cock and knew a wandless spell that got rid of all those buttons and lacings that kept Malfoy's cock hidden from him. Malfoy's cock was big and dark pink and so hard that Harry all but drooled when he finally got his hands in it.

But Malfoy apparently didn't have a hand job in mind. He stilled Harry's strokes with a moan and a kiss, he shoved Harry out of the Leaky and into the walled-in yard, ripping at his shirt and trousers to smack him straight into the wall. They only had spit and precome for lube, and it hurt so much that Harry wanted to scream. But then Malfoy had pressed him into the wall, his body warm and heavy against him, and all Harry had wanted was to be fucked senseless.

That had been perhaps three minutes ago. Three minutes of agonising bliss, nothing like Harry had ever felt before. He'd never thought he'd craved Malfoy's fingers on his prick, or that he couldn't keep on living if Malfoy didn't thrust deeper into him. He thought so now, and because all speech had left him he grabbed Malfoy's hands and wrapped them around his cock. It earned him a bite in the neck and a thrust that felt like it split his arse open wide. Harry couldn't help but let his head fall back, he was shaking so hard. Malfoy was licking at his skin with quick, hungry licks, he was thrusting wildly, loosing their rhythm, but tossing Harry off with fast, tight strokes that made Harry want to push into his fist while his hips pressed backward to pull Malfoy deeper into him.

"Goin' to come," Malfoy moaned, and his strokes became erratic, too slow, too fast. But it didn't matter because Harry was so close, his body taut and trembling, ready to spill. He turned his head, searching for Malfoy's mouth, his wet tongue ...

And that's when he saw them. Three of them, unheard of, a pink streak painted across the sky. Their silver horns and hooves glittered like the sea at dawn, their wings shone like rose-tipped sails. Pink unicorns were flying through the sky.

"Malfoy," Harry whispered, "Malfoy ... look ..." He was floating on a pink cloud of need, hovering on an edge that he'd be falling over any moment now, any ...

With a last forceful thrust Malfoy hit Harry's prostrate full on. It made the pink explode into gold before Harry's eyes. His hole was clenching around Malfoy's cock, slippery hands seemed to be touching him everywhere, he was being breached and so incredibly full. Harry couldn't help but let everything go and spill, spill in hot, sharp spurts – into Malfoy's hands, against the bricks.

Later back in the Leaky – after they'd cleaned themselves up and kissed some more, lazy, wet kisses that promised more but not now – Harry told Malfoy about the unicorns.

"Pink?" Malfoy gave him a look that said Harry surely had lost his mind. "Potter, don't tell me our Head Auror is seeing pink unicorns during the most amazing sex he'd ever had?"

"I swear, they were flying across the sky. And by the way, I expect even more mind-blowing sex later in your bed."

"I thought we said your place?"

"No, Malfoy, damn it, I told you the kids are at Grimmauld Place this weekend. There is no way I'll bring a bloke home when Lily is around."

"But you expect me to deal with Mother who isn't even aware of the fact that her son bats for the other team."

"...!"

"...?!"

Hexes were thrown. Three whiskey glasses were shattered by wild magic. Tom threw them out after that. The night was spent at Claridge's, the price of the suite split even if Malfoy had another fit about that. Harry was pierced for the second time the night, naked and well-lubed, in a bed as soft as down and wide like the ocean. The mind-blowing sex shut Malfoy up, and Harry got to touch and squeeze and stroke Malfoy's cock as long as he wanted to. The pink unicorns wheeled above the hotel for a while, then - when both men had finally fallen asleep - they vanished from the London skies.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES! Those lovely, lovely unicorns.

UNGH, damn Draco really knows how to top. *hot*

I hope you heard me giggling like a maniac when I went to post and saw that my prompt had already been written for.

Those pink unicorns are such sweet and lovely creatures, aren't they? I am still wondering where your Draco got them from ...

He does know how to top. And Harry loves it!

♥

Edited 2011-03-04 20:03 (UTC)

Pink unicorns! ♥ This was lovely & steamy. :) DTH, I see! ;)

Damn, PINK unicorns. How could one possibly top that? *browses the list*

*grin* PInk unicorns can only be both lovely and steamy. :)

I'll be fantasizing about Draco's cock the rest of the morning, thank you very much.

Draco is happy to oblige. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Bless those flying pink unicorns for not being the strangest, the most impossible thing in a magical world. :D

The beginning nearly killed me with the hot. ♥

Pink unicorns obviously are flying through the sky every other day or so. ;)

It did? Aaawwww ... *snuggles*

'the strangest, the most impossible thing in a magical world'

No, that would be DracoandHarry. :)

unf. LOVE IT. L.O.V.E.

♥

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THANK YOU PINK UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*huggles* Pink unicorns rule my world at the moment. ;)

*lol* Quite the technique Draco's got there. ;)

"...!"
"...?!"
:D

Born to top, Draco is. ;)

What? ;) It's my new style!

*hugs*

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com - 2011-03-05 18:39 (UTC) - Expand

You're not supposed to write something so hot and intense for comment pron!!!!! :D And I honestly, totally didn't see the pink unicorn parts coming in a story like this—it makes the unicorns very surreal, like an ominous weather effect of sort. Like dementors, maybe, but more horny :).

*Huggles*

Ha, there I thought they whole idea of comment porn for to make it sizzling hot (in the space of an LJ comment) ;).

It was in the title, my Pie. Ominous weather effect covers it, I think. *snuggles* *stares into the blue sky*

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

potteresque_ire - 2011-03-08 15:21 (UTC) - Expand

Yay for this and the sex was so *delicious* *licks lips*

Draco is the king of Harry's arse :)

Draco is the king of Harry's arse :)
That!

Thanks! ♥

They are like wizarding-cupids. I love it!

*lol* OMG the idea is too cute!

Hahahahahaha!!! Who knew pink unicorns could be so hot? I love it.

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

vaysh11.livejournal.com - 2011-03-08 09:40 (UTC) - Expand

OMG... Pink Unicorns... Top!Draco... Rough wall!sex!! *Guh* This was amazing darling!!

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

vaysh11.livejournal.com - 2011-03-08 14:37 (UTC) - Expand

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