marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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The faint stubble on Merlin’s cheek rasped against Arthur’s palm, drawing his attention back to the state of their bodies. Arthur brought his other hand to trace a line from the bruises already forming at Merlin’s hip, up to the angry bite mark at his shoulder. He flushed. As embarrassing as the moment with his father had been, what he had said was true. Arthur would have felt horrible if he had done this to one of the maids. As it stood, he was feeling pretty badly about inflicting himself on his manservant.

“About the... erm... violent ravishing...” he began, not certain what to say.

“I told you, it’s alright. Do you need to...?” Merlin trailed off, making an awkward gesture between the two of them that made them both flush.

Arthur dropped his hands and said, “I think I can control myself.”

“Oh. Right then,” Merlin said, hopping off the table and brushing the full length of his body against Arthur’s, “If you don’t want... erm... I’ll um...”

“I don’t need to, not like before,” Arthur said, preventing Merlin’s retreat by wrapping strong arms around his waist and pulling him close. “That has very little to do with what I want right now.”

Merlin met his eyes with a shy smile, which was ridiculous given that they were pressed against each other, bare from shoulder to ankle, after a bout of rather enjoyable violent ravishing against a table. Merlin tentatively brought his arms around Arthur, and returned the embrace, keeping eyes locked with Arthur’s. “What is it you want, right now?”

Arthur grinned. “It involves a locked door, my bed with you in it and a complete lack of clothing until morning.”

“Right. I’ll get the door then,” Merlin said enthusiastically.
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Why am I writing 2400 word comment fics when I should be working on my big bang? Ahhh! Anyway, I think this covers:
Calming down after a battle makes them do it.
Magical reveals make them do it!
and possibly Uther makes them do it! in a small way.

UNF. that was so hot. LOVE desperate/calm down sex.

Thanks. Desperate up against a door/wall/table sex is always a great way to make them do it!

Um, okay, I can't edit this now, but this is actually 4/4. I'm NOT writing any more!!!

That was great. Loved how Uther told him to go find a man to ravish. And there was Merlin!

Thanks. I can't believe I wrote so much... and I'm doing another one as well and it's out of control too!

Merlin's always there, just in the nick of time :)

YESYESYES!!! the rushed/frantic sex was brill. <3

Thanks. I've decided this is what REALLY happened at the end of 3.02. *nods* New personal canon.

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