marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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“So, you two had sex?” Gwaine said, raising an eyebrow and beginning to smirk.

Merlin buried his head in his arms. He’d told Gwaine because Gwaine was good about sex talk but on second thoughts, the other thing Gwaine was good at was laughing at him.

“Hey, hey, come on,” Gwaine said, far too cheerfully. “No need to be ashamed. Tell Uncle Gwaine everything.”

“Uncle Gwaine? Oh, whatever. Look, it wasn’t planned. We were just … well … we were … watching TV.”

“Oh were you?” Gwaine leered, clearly coming to all the wrong conclusions. Merlin gently banged his head on his arms.

“Not that kind of TV,” he said. “It was … we were … we were doing a Doctor Who marathon, all right?!”

Gwaine didn’t say anything. Merlin peered up at him and saw that Gwaine was staring at him as though Merlin had just said something completely and totally baffling.

“Doctor Who?” he repeated slowly.

“Yes,” Merlin said. “Doctor Who. You know? Ran from 1963 to 1989, one movie in 1996, restarted in 2005? That show? Eleven lead actors? Hundreds of episodes?”

“Yeah, I know … at least some of that,” Gwaine said dryly. “And I know you’re a cute little nerd who is into that stuff. But … Arthur Pendragon?”

Merlin didn’t blame him for being surprised. He had been amazed too when Arthur had recognised the Galifreyan symbol that Merlin had been doodling on his notes during a lecture. He’d been even more amazed when Arthur had known that the symbol had been used in a totally different episode originally, not as the Time Lords symbol at all. That was a sign of a man who knew his Who.

“So, you two … had a massive geek out together?” Gwaine said.

“Well, yes,” Merlin said. “We were talking and I sort of invited him over for a marathon.”

“Okay,” Gwaine said. “I’m … still not seeing the sexy here.”

“Well, we decided to watch all of Ten,” Merlin explained. “Well, as much of Ten as we could before we passed out. And we were watching and then I um … may have mentioned that I preferred Eleven. And Arthur … well, Arthur disagreed.”

Gwaine started laughing. He laughed so loudly that everyone in the café stared at them. Merlin slid lower down in his head, wondering if hiding under the table would make him more embarrassed or less.

“You had hate-sex over which Doctor was better?!” Gwaine finally choked out.

“Um,” Merlin said. “Well. It wasn’t quite hate-sex. But well. Yes.”

Gwaine went off into fresh peals of laughter. Merlin tried another approach and attempted to glare at him murderously until he stopped. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it didn’t work. Gwaine eventually stopped laughing by himself, wiped his face and grinned at Merlin.

“So. You two rowed your way into bed – was it any good?”

“Yes,” Merlin said with feeling. “It was fantastic.”

“And will there be a repeat performance?” Gwaine asked, raising his eyebrows cheekily.

“Well,” Merlin said. “Tonight he’s coming over to watch the rest of Ten … ”

Gwaine started to laugh again.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha <3 Awesome!

Oh! Brilliant! \o/

That is a GREAT reason for them to do it. I hope they enjoy the second half of Ten!!!

You had hate-sex over which Doctor was better?!

AWESOME WIN IS AWESOME!

THIS IS SO AWESOME.

“You had hate-sex over which Doctor was better?!”
So much love for this little fic! :D

(In lieu of a DW icon my Buffy icon will have to do *g*)

Loved it. Oh, the joys of Dr. Who! Hee!

HA, this is GREAT!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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