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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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“Sir Leon.” Merlin put down the bucket he’d been carrying to begin to prepare for Arthur’s bath. “You are back from patrol early.”

“A storm’s rolling in and the prince ordered us back before we were caught in it,” Leon said. “Arthur's still in a temper, though. He’s in the stables still, if you are looking for him."

Merlin’s stomach plummeted. Jaw set, he stormed over to the stables. Arthur had barely spoken a dozen words combined to Merlin over the course of the week. Merlin's mocking reverence had turned awkward as his rage grew stale and Arthur became more and more impossible to read. He'd catch Arthur looking at him, his lips pressed tight and brow furrowed, only to have Arthur avert his gaze the instant he'd been spotted. He thought he’d made his point, had hoped Arthur had understood and that it was guilt and embarrassment in his eyes.

Merlin opened the stable door, hot with anger and disappoint. His eyes immediately went to the far wall, but found it empty of shadows this time. Instead, he heard voices over by the stall of Arthur’s favourite mare.

“And I’d like her brushed down morning and night. It will be outside of your regular duties here, you understand. I want you to take good care of her.” Arthur panted the mare’s neck as he spoke. “It’s Tommy, isn’t it?”

Tommy stood a little taller, and Merlin was a bit surprise to remember that Tommy was actually older than he was. He was smaller, thinner and had a face that was always smudged with dirt.“Yes, Sire! Tommy.”

“You treat her well, Tommy.”Arthur tossed a small sac over.

Tommy’s hand sunk at the weight of it before he raising his hand and looking at the bulging sac with wide eyes. “Sire?”

Arthur’s gaze was still on his mare, though Merlin was sure his mind was elsewhere. “Just do your job well.”

“Thank you, Sire.” Tommy’s voice was high with emotion. “Right away, Sire.”

Merlin’s chest burned with pride as he watched a smile spread on Arthur’s face at Tommy’s enthusiasm. Arthur wasn’t perfect, but for a man full of pride and smug confidence to be willing to listen, to be willing to change – it made him a man worth serving. Merlin cleared his throat then and both sets of eyes snap over to the door. “Why don’t you go tell your mother, Tommy? I’m sure she’ll be thrilled that you have such an important job to do for the prince.”

Tommy bounced on the balls of his feet as he turned to Arthur, who nodded his permission.

The minute they were alone, Merlin pinned Arthur with a heated gaze and stalked forward until he was pushing Arthur against the stable wall.

“Merlin, what so you think you are doing?” Arthur stammered. Merlin gave him another shove and his back smacked against the wood.

“I’m going to show you the difference between someone who does this because they want to, rather than because they are getting paid to.” Before Arthur could reply, Merlin fell to his knees.

[more to come...]

YOU. ARE. EVIL.

<3

just... not enough time in the day!!! I didn't plan to leave off there, honestly. LOL.

Wheeeeeee!! Can't wait for the last part. :D

Gah! Where is 3b? Give it to me!

*grabby hands*

oh, need more!

OK. THIS. WHAT. WHERE IS THE REST, DAMNIT?!

I need more please :)

OMG this is amazing!!! I love this! At first I was like 'Arthur isn't being very honourable' but then yay! Merlin!angst and Arthur proving what a wonderful man he is :-)

So much <3

I need more!!!!!

And now I remember why I don't like WiPs!!!! GAH!!!!

You are giving all of us blue... er... well the equivalent anyway!

Plus also, *fans self* yeah. Please, please finish this soon!!!!

blue..ovaries..?

LOL!!!

will post remainder of fic tomorrow. I sent it off to beta for some advice. :)

sorry for the wait!

<3

Done here:
http://marguerite-26.livejournal.com/517061.html#cutid1

*beams* glad you are liking.
It's written - just in beta. :/

Will post tomorrow! Girl Guides Honour!

okay - done!

http://marguerite-26.livejournal.com/517061.html#cutid1

:)

That red WIP modifier on the end of this story kills me. -_- This fic... not to sound like Annie, but tomorrow can not be here soon enough. <3

<3

Done here:
http://marguerite-26.livejournal.com/517061.html#cutid1

Thank you for your patience!

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