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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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"I've been lying to myself for too long, Vivian," he said. "I should thank you, it was when we were together that I began to realise... It's Merlin. It's always been Merlin. We're, er, engaged."

"Two men can't get engaged," Tricks piped up, all slime and patronising tone.

"Fine," Arthur glared. "We're... civil-partnershipped-to-be or whatever."

"Yeah," Merlin glared. "Or whatever."

"That's ludicrous! You can't have been together more than three months!" Vivian screeched.

"Well we wanked together once at school and that was... I dunno, fuckin' years ago," Merlin laughed to himself and grinned at Arthur soppily. "Hey, shall we make that our anniversary?"

"Yeah," Arthur smiled back, squeezing his hand. "Great idea."

"You're... sick," Vivian spat. "Sick and perverse and..."

"OI!" came a booming voice from across the room. A big man, who Merlin didn't recognise but who nodded at Arthur, put his drink down on a side table pointedly and strode over. "So being gay is sick and perverse, is it?"

"Er," Vivian's eyes widened and she looked to Tricks for support but he was suddenly more interested in the floor. "No! That's not what I meant!"

"Sounded like it to me," the man shifted on the spot, folding his massive arms over his chest and cocking his head.

"It's alright, Perc. It's fine, let it go."

"You sure, Arthur?" Percy stared Vivian down.

"Yeah," Arthur said, looking smug.

A hand landed on Vivian's shoulder.

"I think you'd better go," Gwen said gently, eyes sympathetic because that's Gwen all over. "Don't you?"

"Yeah," she nodded and then looking back at Arthur, "I -" she stopped, shook her head and turned away.

She walked towards the door, he heels clacking loud in the now mostly silent room, and then as she was about to leave she turned.

"Call me?" she said in a small hopeful voice, before Tricks shoved her through the doorway and out of the flat.

Arthur waved awkwardly.

"Man," Merlin muttered beside him. "Some people never give up."

"Do you really?" Arthur asked then, because he wasn't actually sober himself.

"Do I what?" Merlin looked confused.

"Give good head."

"Oh!" Merlin laughed. "Oh yeah! Well, as far as I'm told." Merlin frowned. "Well I sucked off Will once, when I was experimenting. You remember Will? Anyway, he said it was-"

"Shut up," Arthur said, suddenly not wanting details.

"But -"

"I said," Arthur walked him back into the wall, the party back to full force around them. He leaned in close until they were inches apart. "Shut up."

"Wait," Merlin said, a hand pushing on Arthur's chest. "Is this for real?"

"Yeah."

"So you meant -?"

"Yes."

"Me?"

Merlin's hand dropped and his eyes widened. Arthur allowed himself to lean fully against him.

"You." Arthur said. "Always you."

"Oh."

They'd never kissed before. For all their mutual wanks and porn watching, they'd never actually kissed. It felt like he'd swallowed a ball of electricity and it was sparking off in all directions inside his belly. It was a soft, gentle exploration but then Merlin felt Arthur's tongue, tentatively licking his lip, and he moaned. Arthur pressed in suddenly and Merlin found his mouth opening at the dig of fingers on his scalp and then -

"GUYS!" Gwen shouted in their ears.

They ripped apart, flushed and breathless.

"Maybe go home?" she suggested.

"But it's only," Arthur checked his watch. "Midnight. Right. Home." Arthur looked at Merlin, head disheveled and pupils blown. "Yours or mine?"

"Yours. You have bacon."

"See, Merlin, this is why it's always been you," Arthur laughed, guiding him to the door with a hand at the small of his back.

"I'm always thinking," Merlin grinned.

"Not tonight, you're not," Arthur said, eyes fixed on his mouth.

"Fair point," Merlin replied, breathless. "Taxi?"

"Thought you'd never ask."

eeeeeeeeeee!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

:flaps hands flappily:

Not gonna lie, you were the inspiration. Couldn't have NOONE writing pretend boyfriends, could I?

*flails* I love this. I can never get enough of drunk!Merlin.

"Yours. You have bacon."

Hilariously awesome.

EEEEE!!! SO ADORABLE. <3 <3 <3

Bacon, lol.

I bet Merlin gives most excellent head. *nods*

Yay!!

I second the Bacon LOL!

And your drunk Merlin is sooo fabulous!

Great, great stuff!!

*squishes drunken Merlin* LOVELOVELOVE it! Sooo cute. And I love bacon being the decision-maker. I love this! cutecutecute!

Haha! Perfect. Arthur, you cunning little thing you.

AWESOME FIC IS AWESOME

I love pretend dating fics! Drunk!Merlin is adorable. And yey for Percival scaring Vivian off. *pets him*

Supremely adorable!! Pretend boyfriends is always so cute and funny!!! Well done with the drunkeness thrown in!!

absolutely fabulous!

charrrrrr. sjhgfhdgfjshdf, i love everything you write ever but this was so awesome. i love pretend boyfriends. they're so fun. and drunk!merlin!!!

"Yours. You have bacon."
"See, Merlin, this is why it's always been you,"
Ahaha! :D THE LOVE! *g*

d'aaaawwwww! boys! ♥

That was so cute. Loved that they figured it out!

"I give excellent he-" Merlin started

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect! :-D

YAAAAAY!

aaaahahahah this is BRILLIANT. Drunk!Merlin is adorable, and they're both so smitten ♥

Everything is better with bacon! *nods head*
Very cute!

"Two men can't get engaged," Tricks piped up, all slime and patronising tone.
"Fine," Arthur glared. "We're... civil-partnershipped-to-be or whatever."

I bloody well loved this! :DD

This is not fiction. This really happened.

Cute. ♥

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