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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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Arthur and Merlin collapsed back on to the bed, Arthur landing on top of his manservant.

"You're heavy," Merlin complained, his voice muffled.

Arthur rolled off of him and scanned the room.

Merlin noticed was he was doing. "No," he said. "We're done. I'm not innocent anymore, so we can stop."

Arthur considered him for a moment. "But you might still be. I don't know, you were very innocent Merlin which means we need to devote all of today to making sure that we have saved the kingdom."

Merlin sputtered. "But, we've done it lying down, standing up, kneeling, against the wall, in the tub, over by the fireplace, on the floor, on the table, in your chair, over your chair...I think I've been thoroughly deflowered."

Arthur thought for a moment. "We haven't done it by the window," he said, before pushing Merlin against the pane of glass. The window looked out over the courtyard, where people were milling about, going on with their normal business.

"Arthur," Merlin squeaked, "people will see."

"You're blushing. You're obviously still innocent."

"No, I'm not. Arthur, don't- oh, oh" Merlin was cut off as Arthur entered his loosened hole in one quick, deep thrust.

Arthur used one hand to push against Merlin's back, making him bend forward and brace himself against the window. "I'm going to make you scream," he said huskily.

Merlin moaned as Arthur began to pound into him, each thrust driving him forward. He reached one hand down to wrap around himself, but Arthur knocked it away.

"No, Merlin. Not yet," he said, pulling all the way out until only the head of his cock was in Merlin, the thrusting forward hard enough that Merlin stumbled. He had braced one hand against the window, and the forward momentum had pushed the window forward. It swung open, and Merlin knew anyone who looked up would have a clear view of him being thoroughly fucked.

When Merlin thought he could take it no longer, he began to beg. "Please please please," he moaned in time to Arthur's thrust, "Arthur."

"Scream my name."

Merlin bit his lip, groaning as Arthur's thrusts quickened and he felt his orgasm approaching.

Arthur must have felt his body shuddering because he reached down and wrapped a hand around the base of his cock.

"No!" Merlin cried. "Please! Arthur!"

"Scream."

"Arthur!"

"Louder."

"ARTHUR!"

"I said louder Merlin. Louder!" He punctuated each command with a harsh thrust.

"ARTHUR!"

Arthur loosened his hand, stroking Merlin to a quick completion. Merlin felt warmth spread through him as Arthur followed him over.

They lay there for a moment, breathing hard, their upper bodies hanging halfway out the window. When Merlin had recovered himself enough to stand, he raised his eyes. Uther and Gaius were standing in the courtyard looking up at them, and damn it all if Uther didn't look proud of his son in that moment.

Edited 2011-03-04 17:29 (UTC)

CAN'T BREATHE... LAUGHING... TOO... HARD... ahahahaahah!!!

That was a brilliant sequel. VERY VERY THOROUGH!!! With bonus witnesses!!!

YAY!!! Arthur loves Camelot SO FUCKING MUCH. :DDDD

The things you make me write Maggie. This is what happens when I'm sleep deprived, overly caffeinated, and procrastinating.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uther, the proud father, was just too hilarious. :DDDD

I understand you, Uther. I'm so proud that I enabled this awesome ficlet. We are both awesome for encouraging Arthur in his most honourable pursuits. \o/

Can we post these on our LJs when the fest is over? Or do you want the comment fics to stay here?

AHAHAHAHAHA

PERFECT SEQUEL!!! Oooooh god, poor Merlin, how embarrassing!

Ha ha! That's awesomesauce! Arthur's just so conscientious, isn't he?

He's a very good prince ;-)

DEAD. I AM DEAD *falls over dead*

"You're blushing. You're obviously still innocent."
OBVIOUSLY.

I can just picture the smug smile on Uthers face, and Giaus's raised eyebrow as they peer up at the boys.

Fan-FUCKING-tastic!

*revives you*

I'm so happy everyone liked this!

It was my first comment fic ever.

Well you done good in my books! *nods*
I hope to see more commentfics from you :D

Thank you so much for this! I'm beaming! And it was hot to boot! This is just what I needed today. :)

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

So happy I could make someone's day better :D

HAHAHA! Hot and hilarious at the same time!

I'm glad you liked it <33333

AHAHHAHAHA *flail* I LOVED IT! Soooo funny, cute, HOT and very thorough of Arthur!

And...
When Merlin had recovered himself enough to stand, he raised his eyes. Uther and Gaius were standing in the courtyard looking up at them, and damn it all if Uther didn't look proud of his son in that moment.
I can completely envision Gaius clapping slowly, joined by Uther, until the ENTIRE EFFING COURTYARD is filled with applause, HAHHA job well done!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD. <3 <3 <3

Oh. This was absolutely brill! Too funny.

And poor Merlin. I hope Arthur stops being a prat long enough to give him some nice cuddle and recoup time.

The last line killed me! *holds sides* Oh, man! Ahahaha!

HAHAHAHA Oh my GOD!!! This was incredibly hot but I have to say - the thing that makes this fic? UTHER. My god, Uther!! Uther looking PROUD of Arthur hahaha! Just brilliant!!! I couldnt stop laughing!

*rereads the last paragraph and bursts out laughing again* Oh Merlin, you poor thing!! EXCELLENT job!!! :D

ROFL I cant remember the last time I laughed this much! =D
This totally saved my day.

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