marguerite_26 | Make them do it

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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Sometimes Destiny is a bitch ;)

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“I don’t even want to be here,” said Arthur, tugging off his t-shirt and flinging it somewhere in the direction of the wardrobe.

“Well no-one’s forcing you to— Ah!” Merlin’s voice cut off abruptly as Arthur bit down hard on his collar bone, then licked over the darkened skin. He wriggled one hand free and slid it over Arthur’s newly exposed chest, bronzed and utterly fucking perfect in the orange glow of the street lamp shining through his thin curtains. For a second they could have been somewhere else entirely, it was only the lack of scars that jolted him back to the present. Merlin bucked up against the weight that covered him.

“I—” His voice stuttered when Arthur pressed back down, pinning him at the hips, “I don’t want to be here either,” he managed, voice too breathless to be entirely believable.

“Good,” Arthur gasped above him, shifting under he fit even more comfortably between Merlin’s thighs, splayed open like they could climb inside each other and it still wouldn’t be enough. “So long as we’re clear.”

“This is just... a thing,” Merlin said into the sweaty hollow of Arthur’s throat.

“Yeah.” Arthur’s hands were gripping his thighs hard enough to bruise. “You’re still fucking annoying.”

“You too,” said Merlin, because this was how they were, after all, and this was how it always started, with a challenge, angry words and pushing, always pushing at each other, before they fought their way to something better.

Sometimes destiny let them get there by themselves, and sometimes it got really tired of waiting.

“Shit,” said Arthur, when Merlin’s fingers unerringly found their goal. He dropped his head to Merlin’s bony shoulder and panted. “If anyone asks, we were drunk.”

“Works for me,” said Merlin, and pulled Arthur into a kiss.

The End.

Brilliant, anon. Fucking brilliant. ♥

AH! awesome!!! :D

Thanks Anon!

Pesky destiny, at least it helps them get laid =D

Guh. So much need! *fans self*

That was hilarious. Works for him indeed!

Ahaha, AMAZING.

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