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Make them do it - Comment fest!

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to

ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3

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hermette

Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by

kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by

dysonrules WITH ART by

star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by

snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by

vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by

chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by

ginger_veela ~~[WIP!]~~
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by

potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by

hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by

wind_hime99

[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by

kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by

rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by

lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by

marguerite_26 ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by

natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by

myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by

social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by

mabonwitch ~~[WIP!]~~
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by

kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by

lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by

mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by

rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by

lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by

gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by

rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by

sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by

dornfelder

[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by

chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by

faithwood

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*grin*

♥

I'm sure no one would SAY ANYTHING if you decided to jump up and sing/dance. XD

*agrees with Faith completely* (Including the Harry/Scorpius-not-reading-thing)

nngggggg, where's the rest???? The part where Al fucks him stupid?? ~~Or the part when Harry walks in and sees them but doesn't stop them and makes them do it faster~~. God, I need to get some tonight.

This was way too hot. Loved it!

Wow, this was an awesome little fic, darling. I love the tone - both humourous and kind of dark too in places. :D Lovely!

Thanks! :)

Obviously :)

♥

THIS IS CANON, OKAY. He spends a lot of time with his shirt off, doesn't he? Well, I'm not complaining :)

"Adorable" was the very first word that came to my mind, but I see that has already been used by the previous commenters. So.... "totally cute and endearing" will have to do as my response! Thank you!

Wooo! Thoroughly is a most wonderful word in this case! And on Uther's express orders, too. What fun to read! Thank you!

Thank you! Will try to update later tonight if possible. :-)

eeeeeeeeeee!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

:flaps hands flappily:

*flails* I love this. I can never get enough of drunk!Merlin.

"Yours. You have bacon."

Hilariously awesome.

EEEEE!!! SO ADORABLE. <3 <3 <3

Bacon, lol.

I bet Merlin gives most excellent head. *nods*

just letting you know, I'm gathering up all the longer comment fics and printing them to read tonight. :)

So delighted you wrote for this! and yay! > pg-13

AHAHHAHAHA *flail* I LOVED IT! Soooo funny, cute, HOT and very thorough of Arthur!

And...
When Merlin had recovered himself enough to stand, he raised his eyes. Uther and Gaius were standing in the courtyard looking up at them, and damn it all if Uther didn't look proud of his son in that moment.
I can completely envision Gaius clapping slowly, joined by Uther, until the ENTIRE EFFING COURTYARD is filled with applause, HAHHA job well done!

Yay!!

I second the Bacon LOL!

And your drunk Merlin is sooo fabulous!

Great, great stuff!!

*revives you*

I'm so happy you liked it <3

Arthur will always do what it takes to save Camelot ;-)

*squishes drunken Merlin* LOVELOVELOVE it! Sooo cute. And I love bacon being the decision-maker. I love this! cutecutecute!

*walks away from netbook* *gets cold drink of water* *returns, more coherent*

NNGGHHH that was just HOT! sizzling,action. Puts me in mind of semi-conscious Merlin in Springes. A very sizzling short! Looking forward to see what you come up with next!

Well, I hope you like it :) Once again written at about 3am, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

♥ ♥ ♥

Haha! Perfect. Arthur, you cunning little thing you.

sly little Merlin. Not so silly as he looks, now is he? This was super cute. :)

That was AWESOME!!! And exactly what I needed. I'm still laughing! You're great!

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Make them do it - Comment fest!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it

Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 1

Re: H/D: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

Re: Uther makes them do it!

Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 1

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)

Re: For Maggie, who wanted a sequel: Uther makes them do it! Part 2

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: Uther makes them do it!

Re: Uther makes them do it!

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it (4/4)

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

Re: Uther makes them do it!