Make them do it - Comment fest!

[marguerite_26]

So what are you guys up for today? A little comment fest type thing?

The other day Hermette suggested a cliché fest based on the How to make Merlin/Arthur do it list. To which I said: YES! (because moar porn! *grabby hands*). Thank you to ella_bane, who agreed to be my co-host in this little fest. <3


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Harry/Draco lovers! I have not forgotten you! I welcome you to write comment fic based on The H/D Emergency Plothole Fix List! --- Anyone willing to make me a pretty banner?

How this works:
~ Grab a cliché, trope, contrived set-up, random reason to be naked from either list and write a fic of any size. And comment with it (or a link to it) below.
~ Put the pairing and 'make them do it' reason in the subject line.
~ Multiple fills of the same cliché are very very welcome.
~ I’m not big on rules. If you want to write a cliché fic for a pairing other than Merlin/Arthur or Harry/Draco (or even a fandom other than Merlin/HP.... go right ahead. Good porn is good porn, yeah).
~ Also Porn is lovely, but not necessary. :P
~ These lists are not closed for business. Feel free to continue to add to them (in their respective posts).
ETA:
~ Feel free to comment begging for particular cliches you want written

Fics so far:

[HP]
Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it. by kjp_013
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood
Harry/Draco - Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it! by dysonrules WITH ART by star_sailor13
Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it by snarkyscorp
Harry/Draco -- Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2 by vaysh11
Harry/Draco: Resurrected with ancient veela magic Snape makes them do it by chantefable
Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It by ginger_veela [WIP!]
H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 by potteresque_ire
Draco/Harry - Waking Up In Bed Together... Makes Them Do It by hpfangirl71
Being accused of a crime together makes them do it by wind_hime99



[Merlin]
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur being shirtless makes them do it by kim47
Arthur/Merlin, Uther makes them do it! by rebeccaann08 and The Sequel
Arthur/Merlin Destiny made them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin Destiny always makes them do it/Magic reveal makes them do it by lolafeist
Merlin/Arthur - Alcohol and the office party made them do it by anon
Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it by marguerite_26 [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it by natanilik
Arthur/Merlin Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) by myashke
Arthur/Merlin - In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin - Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it by social_retard86
Arthur/Merlin, body heat makes them do it by mabonwitch [WIP!]
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it by kim47
Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It by lycoris
Arthur/Merlin, Full Moon makes them do it (every night) by mabonwitch
Arthur/Merlin, Merlin's magic continuously vanishing Arthur's pants makes them do it by rebbeile
Arthur/Merlin, The Heat of Battle (and various other things) make them do it. by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin - Arthur being awful at emotional stuff but good at physical makes them do it by lady_ragnell
Arthur/Merlin - Gaius recs sex as the best cure for the common whatever and makes them do it! by gfeather
Arthur/Merlin Walking in on Gaius and Geoffrey in the wild abandon of sodomy makes them do it. by anon
Arthur/Merlin. Excalibur makes them do it. by rotrude
Arthur/Merlin Horny knights make them do it. by sparklespiff
Arthur/Merlin - Gwen Cheating on Arthur With Lancelot Makes Them Do It by dornfelder


[crossovers]
Harry Potter/Morgause, accidental time-travel makes them do it by chantefable
Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it! by faithwood



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Comments

Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

Haha! :D I love what you did with that prompt!

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

I approve of this! Very, very much so! :D

Harry all but purred as the actor portraying Arthur randomly took off his shirt.
*lol*

Re: Riding double on Hengroen makes them do it! (nc17) Part 3/3

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

*faints*

So hot! And OMG! Sex on horseback? I can't even! *flails*

Re: Harry/Draco - Draco being a Veela made them do it.

[potteresque_ire]

You just get right into the heart of Veela fics! *sighs* happily

“Draco is a Veela and I am his mate,” Harry told Ron. “He needs me to fuck him now.”

“He’s not a Veela!” Ron exclaimed. “He’s just Malfoy!”

“No, Ron,” Harry patiently explained. “Look – he has wings. And the lovely blond hair. And he’s all beautiful and stuff!”
Impeccable logic. *Gives Pie!seal of approval*

Re: Harry/Scorpius - Harry not believing Scorpius is as amazing in bed as he claims makes them do it

[potteresque_ire]

Oui Oui Oui. Bendy!Scorpius = Win.
This is just hot beyond compare ... how can Harry resist him? And why should he?

♥

Re: Arhur/Merlin Sex magic/rituals made them do it

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

Lovely! :)

Re: Harry/Draco; Watching 'Merlin' made them do it!

[potteresque_ire]

*iz very amused*
Yeah, show him you manliness, Draco!! :D

Re: Pink unicorns flying through the sky made them do it!

[potteresque_ire]

*Snickers* Last line - gold.
I want to see the flying unicorns zooming over them like a plane! like a bird!!!! and then they were all going at it under the shadows. :DDDDDDD. It's like a Rainbow Brite and My little Pony cross over with H/D!!! ♥

*Huggles*

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Born to top, Draco is. ;)

What? ;) It's my new style!

*hugs*

Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 2

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

"You're incorrigible." Scorpius smiled and turned around again, gripping the sideboard; Al rose to his feet behind him. Wet fingers pressed into Scorpius's arse, twisting until they brushed his prostate; Scorpius's prick jerked, precome dripping from the tip of his shaft onto the polished wood. Scorpius groaned.

"Fuck me, you bastard. You've already tongued me wide open."

"That's the spirit." Al nipped the back of Scorpius's neck, lining the head of his cock up to Scorpius's hole. Gripping Scorpius's hips, he pushed forward.

Scorpius gasped, his eyelids fluttering closed and his brain shutting down as Al's cock filled him; his own prick jerked and bobbed in front of him as Al worked up to a steady rhythm. Al's hands slipped around Scorpius's waist; the strain in Scorpius's muscles dissolved under Al's touch, replaced with a deliciously different sort of tension, radiating from his groin and spreading through his limbs. Al laughed.

"Wish your dad could...see us now," he huffed between thrusts. "Oh hello, Mr. Malfoy. So...good of you to...drop by. Yes, I'm...buggering your son just now...hope you don't mind."

Scorpius barked a laugh. "Prat. He most certainly...." He gasped as Al slammed into him, hard enough to bring him to his toes. "Would mind. Fuck, yes. Like that."

Al obliged, speeding up his thrusts and bending over Scorpius's back. Scorpius braced himself with one hand, wrapping the other around his prick.

"Al...come with me..."

Al groaned and slammed into Scorpius, grinding his hips hard against his arse and splashing his insides with come; Scorpius's own orgasm followed with two hard tugs. Al collapsed against Scorpius's back, their breaths slowing and quieting. Al chuckled.

"We should probably Scourgify that." He raised Scorpius's chin with his fingertips; a blob of Scorpius's come dripped down the wall above the sideboard.

"Later. I think you fucked me into a coma." Scorpius yawned and pulled away; Al's cock slipped out of his arse. Scorpius bent over to pick up his trousers.

"Hey." Al pulled him up and turned him around. "We never got to dance tonight." He wrapped an arm around Scorpius's waist, taking Scorpius's right hand in his left.

The corners of Scorpius's mouth turned up. "I thought you hated slow-dancing."

Al shook his head. "Nah, I just need a good excuse for it. Like riling up your dad...or practicing for our wedding."

Scorpius smiled and laid his head on Al's shoulder, and they swayed together in peaceful silence.

Re: So... Pretend boyfriends at a boozy party made them do it?

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

d'aaaawwwww! boys! ♥

Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 2

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

YUM! And awww. *draws hearts around boys* <3

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

[potteresque_ire]

You're not supposed to write something so hot and intense for comment pron!!!!! :D And I honestly, totally didn't see the pink unicorn parts coming in a story like this—it makes the unicorns very surreal, like an ominous weather effect of sort. Like dementors, maybe, but more horny :).

*Huggles*

Re: "Pink unicorns made them do it! - #2" :) (H/D) part 2

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

And it's a rather accurate rendition of what's going on, too! :)

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

Eee!! I love this! <3 <3 <3

Re: Al/Scorpius- Draco Being A Homophobe Made Them Do It, Part 2

[ginger-veela.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I banged this out at Panera between errands this afternoon, which is probably all too self-evident. Glad you enjoyed, though!

Re: Arthur/Merlin Arthur being honourable makes them do it [Part 3a/3]

[frogspace.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeee!! Can't wait for the last part. :D

In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

“So, you two had sex?” Gwaine said, raising an eyebrow and beginning to smirk.

Merlin buried his head in his arms. He’d told Gwaine because Gwaine was good about sex talk but on second thoughts, the other thing Gwaine was good at was laughing at him.

“Hey, hey, come on,” Gwaine said, far too cheerfully. “No need to be ashamed. Tell Uncle Gwaine everything.”

“Uncle Gwaine? Oh, whatever. Look, it wasn’t planned. We were just … well … we were … watching TV.”

“Oh were you?” Gwaine leered, clearly coming to all the wrong conclusions. Merlin gently banged his head on his arms.

“Not that kind of TV,” he said. “It was … we were … we were doing a Doctor Who marathon, all right?!”

Gwaine didn’t say anything. Merlin peered up at him and saw that Gwaine was staring at him as though Merlin had just said something completely and totally baffling.

“Doctor Who?” he repeated slowly.

“Yes,” Merlin said. “Doctor Who. You know? Ran from 1963 to 1989, one movie in 1996, restarted in 2005? That show? Eleven lead actors? Hundreds of episodes?”

“Yeah, I know … at least some of that,” Gwaine said dryly. “And I know you’re a cute little nerd who is into that stuff. But … Arthur Pendragon?”

Merlin didn’t blame him for being surprised. He had been amazed too when Arthur had recognised the Galifreyan symbol that Merlin had been doodling on his notes during a lecture. He’d been even more amazed when Arthur had known that the symbol had been used in a totally different episode originally, not as the Time Lords symbol at all. That was a sign of a man who knew his Who.

“So, you two … had a massive geek out together?” Gwaine said.

“Well, yes,” Merlin said. “We were talking and I sort of invited him over for a marathon.”

“Okay,” Gwaine said. “I’m … still not seeing the sexy here.”

“Well, we decided to watch all of Ten,” Merlin explained. “Well, as much of Ten as we could before we passed out. And we were watching and then I um … may have mentioned that I preferred Eleven. And Arthur … well, Arthur disagreed.”

Gwaine started laughing. He laughed so loudly that everyone in the café stared at them. Merlin slid lower down in his head, wondering if hiding under the table would make him more embarrassed or less.

“You had hate-sex over which Doctor was better?!” Gwaine finally choked out.

“Um,” Merlin said. “Well. It wasn’t quite hate-sex. But well. Yes.”

Gwaine went off into fresh peals of laughter. Merlin tried another approach and attempted to glare at him murderously until he stopped. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it didn’t work. Gwaine eventually stopped laughing by himself, wiped his face and grinned at Merlin.

“So. You two rowed your way into bed – was it any good?”

“Yes,” Merlin said with feeling. “It was fantastic.”

“And will there be a repeat performance?” Gwaine asked, raising his eyebrows cheekily.

“Well,” Merlin said. “Tonight he’s coming over to watch the rest of Ten … ”

Gwaine started to laugh again.

Re: Arthur/Merlin, Merlin not believing Arthur is as amazing in bed as he claims made them do it

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Oh, I loved that so much! :D Just hilarious!

Re: Me too Me too!!!!!: H/D—"Pink unicorns made them do it!"... No. 3 (2/2)

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

I am still so horny. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sure if I can forgive you that, my sweet Pie! ♥

Re: In Which a Shared Doctor Who Obsession Made them Do It

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha <3 Awesome!

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :) I'm glad you liked it!

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Hey, one can never be told that a fic is adorable too many times. However, totally cute and endearing also works well. Thank you!

Re: In Which Sharing a Bed Made Them Do It (Arthur/Merlin)

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Merlin has cunning plans. Often! :) Thank you!