"The internet is for porn, and your bed is more comfortable," Merlin said solemnly, pausing in his typing to blink up owlishly at Arthur through his glasses.
"Be that as it may," Arthur said in his primmest, most posh voice, "my computer and bed are not for porn." Merlin raised his eyebrows at that statement, and Arthur amended himself, "not for penguin porn, at any rate. Go do your biology homework on your own computer and your own bed. If you'd rather study human porn, I may be amenable to discussing the matter of sharing my bed."
"Ahem." Merlin shut down the computer and set it aside, then removed his glasses. "I am finished with my penguin porn."
"Excellent," Arthur declared, taking the glasses from Merlin and putting them back on Merlin's nose while Merlin stared at him bemused. He stood back for a moment to study the effect the thick frames had on Merlin's features. Then he pounced.
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The Internet Is For Porn (M/A) PG
Date: 2012-03-27 08:04 pm (UTC)"Be that as it may," Arthur said in his primmest, most posh voice, "my computer and bed are not for porn." Merlin raised his eyebrows at that statement, and Arthur amended himself, "not for penguin porn, at any rate. Go do your biology homework on your own computer and your own bed. If you'd rather study human porn, I may be amenable to discussing the matter of sharing my bed."
"Ahem." Merlin shut down the computer and set it aside, then removed his glasses. "I am finished with my penguin porn."
"Excellent," Arthur declared, taking the glasses from Merlin and putting them back on Merlin's nose while Merlin stared at him bemused. He stood back for a moment to study the effect the thick frames had on Merlin's features. Then he pounced.