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marguerite_26) wrote2011-04-08 10:24 am
marguerite_26) wrote2011-04-08 10:24 am
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psmithery Arthur/Merlin [PG-13] (5k)
Summary: Written for this prompt at [info]kinkme_merlin , wherein Merlin must report to the council as to the dimensions and *ahem* functioning of Arthur's cock.
I almost never read crack. Not my thing... but this fic had me at the opening sequence:
Merlin was in hell. Or dreaming. He must be, there could be no other explanation for it. It was a hideous, hideous nightmare.
“Eight inches, you say?” asked Uther, a mildly impressed frown on his face, “Remarkable.”
Beside Uther, Arthur was staring resolutely at the wall behind Merlin’s head, face perfectly impassive save for two bright blotches of colour high on his cheekbones. They grew slightly brighter with Uther’s words.
LOLOLOLOLOL
psmithery Arthur/Merlin [PG-13] (5k)Summary: Written for this prompt at [info]kinkme_merlin , wherein Merlin must report to the council as to the dimensions and *ahem* functioning of Arthur's cock.
I almost never read crack. Not my thing... but this fic had me at the opening sequence:
Merlin was in hell. Or dreaming. He must be, there could be no other explanation for it. It was a hideous, hideous nightmare.
“Eight inches, you say?” asked Uther, a mildly impressed frown on his face, “Remarkable.”
Beside Uther, Arthur was staring resolutely at the wall behind Merlin’s head, face perfectly impassive save for two bright blotches of colour high on his cheekbones. They grew slightly brighter with Uther’s words.
LOLOLOLOLOL