Yeah, if I were you, I'd rather squish the cocks than us artists! We aren't really quite as exciting! Oh man, pink_mint did a great job on those cocks, too, didn't she? Penises should always be viewed in colorful light!

It's wonderful how much fandom (and RL, too) love that you got on your birthday. You totally deserve every bit of that, and more! I'm so happy you had a good time and enjoyed all your gifts.

I've seen a few of them already...like the porn posts, of course, and Pie's crazy comments. She made me LOL and wonder what the hell she was on!